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A tower to the sky!

A ridiculously complex trapped entrance!

A ginormous constructed somethingorother!

A monstrous terraforming project!

An ostentatious display of golden wealth!

A giant building in the shape of a Toad, in honour of ToadyOne!

Candy everything!

Exclamation point! (My idea will be posted below)

[danmanthedog]

Have to redownload dwarf fortress because i switch to masterwork mod. 

[danmanthedog]

WHOS SMART IDEA WAS TO TRAP ABOUT 20 DWARFS BETWEEN TROLLS? I mean they are stuck and they are dieing from thirst and hunger and the trolls wont kill them.

[4maskwolf]

*throws hands in the air* wasn't my idea!!!!

[exodius1]

It was me! WQait, I did not have a turn yet.... Sorry guys, false alarm.

[danmanthedog]

Haa so just a little problem a troll was able to get in the the fort and the goblins are not going through traps they staying out side like fools. plus no one set up burrow haa.

[Dolwin]

There was a siege burrow in place during my turn, so I dunno what to tell you there.  Baiting the goblins by giving a pasture order nearby helped with the first siege.  GL!

[danmanthedog]

Date, Don't know.
God why, why so much death. They don't even have bolts they're just bashing our brains in. WHY, WHY ARMORK.

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Just a little update and they got past the traps!

Edit-How did we get masks!?!?!?

[Solymr]

Spoiler: CCCM #2 (click to show/hide)

This was a terrible idea:
Forgotten beasts in the (now former) hospital, people trapped between a rock and a hard place (when I say rock I mean trolls), and our traps apparently don't care for goblins.
The only thing missing is a murderer on fire and lava.

PS: photobucket sucks balls.

[danmanthedog]

Date, limestone 4 no 8.
Most of the goblins have been captured but the trolls they wont move they just stare, the staring. I heard I think about kid secluding himself in to a craftshop. I don't remember what he took but what ever.
Date, limestone 10.
Why are there so many lever! I don't even know what do with them no one will pull them.
Date. limestone 26.
The goblins are still here 3 swordsmen and 3 trolls, but I  heard reports that the kid was finished but they didn't tell me what it was.

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[exodius1]

Wait, why aren't the trolls attacking if they have a clear path to the dwarves? Is there really nothing you can do? Like wall off the Depot and make another entrance? And yes, I am implying to let all those guys starve to death, art requires sacrifice after all.

[danmanthedog]

Wait, why aren't the trolls attacking if they have a clear path to the dwarves? Is there really nothing you can do? Like wall off the Depot and make another entrance? And yes, I am implying to let all those guys starve to death, art requires sacrifice after all.

bhaa I have trying to remove the ground to cut them of but they wont do it because they want to get stuff out side or to sad. Im also going to make a way to please Armok by throwing goblins in to the lava.

edit- lost 30 dwarfs so far. SO  MUCH FUN RIGHT NOW!!

[danmanthedog]

I killed the troll... It took the combine punching of ten dwarfs to take it down but im not leting the dwarfs that were stuck in the trade deport back into the fort they just to angry. Im sorry puutuulion but your one of the dwarfs that have to die.

[exodius1]

And by that we have broken the rules^^ NO MILITARY! That kind of implies no suicide squads^^. I do not blame you though, it would have gotten annoying otherwise^^

[danmanthedog]

And by that we have broken the rules^^ NO MILITARY! That kind of implies no suicide squads^^. I do not blame you though, it would have gotten annoying otherwise^^

It was both military of 3 guys no armor or weapons and kids and dwarfs going berserk haaa. and now i have lost about 120 and maybe just maybe i can save at least 5 or 6 dwarfs so haaa yep.

[Solymr]

God, this was such a train wreck. Maybe you should restart or call it a dream.
How many dwarfs left now?
Also as a callback to a post I made about a week ago:
CALLED IT.