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Option 1

7 (21.2%)

Option 2

11 (33.3%)

Option 3

5 (15.2%)

Option 4

10 (30.3%)

Total Members Voted: 16

[mastahcheese]

I have flabort's action, but not EP's.
If I don't recieve one in (arbitrary amount of time not less than 24 hours) then I'm replacing you with poketwo.

[Elephant Parade]

Sent.

[mastahcheese]

* mastahcheese sets down his sword cane.

Thank you, sir.

Flabort leans right and jabs forward, but Elephant Parade moves the other direction and bobs down, pulling his arm back as a true right-hand purist and smacking Flabort lightly in the jaw.


Flabort: 39/50 Hp
Position: Center Right
Last hand used: Right

Elephant Parade: 46/50 Hp
Position: Down Right
Last hand used: Right


Tip: Damn it, EP, specify what hand you're using! That uppercut would have dealt 8 damage instead of 2 if you had simply used your left hand!
Tip: Flabort would have gotten a momentum bonus had he thrown a hook instead of a jab. He would have still missed, though.

[mastahcheese]

Flabort swings a mean uppercut, while Elephant Parade throws another jab, but both miss by inches!


Flabort: 39/50 Hp
Position: Bottom Left
Last hand used: Left

Elephant Parade: 46/50 Hp
Position: Bottom Center
Last hand used: Left


Tip: Uppercuts can only gain momentum bonuses from going from bottom to top, not the other way around, but they have the highest damage potential of the three attacks.
Tip: Momentum bonuses don't just take into account your own movement, but that of your opponent's. Leaning into an enemy's attack is just as bad as if they leaned into it themselves. Conversely, leaning away from an enemy's attack is good defensive play.

[Elephant Parade]

I just realized that I haven't created a work of OURTE in quite a while. From now on, I will be providing an illustration of each Bob & Weave turn. Obviously, I won't get to do this until after the turn is posted. If you want to view Bob & Weave in a superior medium, be sure to wait until my post.

Spoiler: ART ONE (click to show/hide)

[highmax28]

I'm not even paying attention to it and I love the artwork

[mastahcheese]

That is exactly as my mind interprets the fight.

...Anyway.


Flabort moves right and throws a left jab that goes right over Elephant Parade's head, and Elephant Parade stays put and throws a right jab full center, also missing!


Flabort: 39/50 Hp
Position: Bottom Right
Last hand used: Left

Elephant Parade: 46/50 Hp
Position: Bottom Center
Last hand used: Right


Tip: You can queue up multiple turns if you wish.
Tip: Jabs are ineffective as they are inaccurate and don't do much damage. Pretty much the only advantage they hold is that you can use them while moving in awkward ways, or throwing hits with the same hand without taking penalties.

The exact stats for each attack:
Attack    Base damage    Modifier
Jab                3                  0
Hook             3                   2
Uppercut        4                  3

Positive modifiers are applied if you lean into your attack, or your enemy leans into the attack.
Negative modifiers are applied if you lean away from your attack, your enemy leans away from your attack, or you attack with the same hand as last time.
Hitting the head deals double damage (You can hit the body if you aim lower than their head is) and a throat punch is triple.

Example: When EP threw an uppercut, it has a base of 4. He threw it with the last hand he used, subtracting 3, but hit the head, causing a total of 2 damage.

[highmax28]

UPPERCUT THE KIDNEY!

[flabort]

Tip: You can queue up multiple turns if you wish.

We got this tip because I tried it.
Also, Tip: You cannot use two hands at once.

[highmax28]

Tip: You can queue up multiple turns if you wish.

We got this tip because I tried it.
Also, Tip: You cannot use two hands at once.

Protip: AIM FOR THE EARS WITH A HOOK! It disorientates the hell out of them if done hard and fast enough!

[mastahcheese]

Flabort is correct on both accounts.

Highmax is insane on both of his.

[Elephant Parade]

Spoiler: ART TOO (click to show/hide)

[flabort]

Just so you know, I'm officially ending the fl-ABORT betting system (It was already ended, I'm just doing it officially).
So now I'm re purposing Cyan to be for my derail games, period.
But wait, isn't that what Blue is for? I'm opening blue up for anyone else to steal. If you want blue, you can have it.
I relinquish my possession over blue so that I can be cyan full time.

Also, I'm considering cloning Guilds of the Floating Castle. First, though, I must update SWURB.

temporary hiatus
I'm not killing the thread,

[Elephant Parade]

Just so you know, I'm officially ending the fl-ABORT betting system (It was already ended, I'm just doing it officially).
So now I'm re purposing Cyan to be for my derail games, period.
But wait, isn't that what Blue is for? I'm opening blue up for anyone else to steal. If you want blue, you can have it.
I relinquish my possession over blue so that I can be cyan full time.

Also, I'm considering cloning Guilds of the Floating Castle. First, though, I must update SWURB.

Claiming blue.

Discussion of my art will now be in aLtErNaTiNg Purple-blue 14pt. Comic Sans.

[mastahcheese]

I know, I know.

I should have gone back to that game, but the problem was that I started it before writing any rules for it, and it became a huge amount to handle.

I've been working on a simpler system to make a new one, but it's not very far along.

...

Also I should update Bob and Weave but I'm tired and lazy.

...

Also I should update my DnD game...

And like 40 other things.

...

^{I'll update the OP with color changes, now.}