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Author Topic: The Derail Games: A game of Awesome Chess.  (Read 171970 times)

flabort

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Re: The Derail Games: Where da wifi at?
« Reply #1530 on: June 27, 2014, 11:45:17 pm »

Forgive me for that awful poem thing? I am really tired and drunk.

Check all the walls for secret passages.
+1

Also, the poem was pretty good.
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Re: The Derail Games: Where da wifi at?
« Reply #1531 on: June 27, 2014, 11:50:14 pm »

Forgive me for that awful poem thing? I am really tired and drunk.

Check all the walls for secret passages.
+1

Also, the poem was pretty good.
It was a good poem.



>search walls
[rolled ?]

You don't find anything.

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highmax28

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Re: The Derail Games: Where da wifi at?
« Reply #1532 on: June 27, 2014, 11:59:24 pm »

Down the stairs!
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

Elephant Parade

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Re: The Derail Games: Where da wifi at?
« Reply #1533 on: June 28, 2014, 12:03:35 am »

>descend

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You descend the stairs and arrive at Bay12 B1F. The walls, floor, and ceiling are all carved out of stone. You are standing on part of a large up staircase. There is an exit to the west. The other room is too dark to see into. It is lucky that you possess a torch.

Mastahcheese | HP 15/15 MP 15/15 | Str 10 Dex 10 Con 10 Int 10 Wil 10 Cha 10 | Lv. 1 Mapmaker (0/100) | Bay12 B1F
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Re: The Derail Games: Where da wifi at?
« Reply #1534 on: June 28, 2014, 12:05:35 am »

Moonwalk through the door.
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

Elephant Parade

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Re: The Derail Games: Where da wifi at?
« Reply #1535 on: June 28, 2014, 12:19:19 am »

>moonwalk east
[rolled 6]

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You see a spambot and a d4. The spambot is stunned by your impressive moonwalking!
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highmax28

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Re: The Derail Games: Where da wifi at?
« Reply #1536 on: June 28, 2014, 12:33:27 am »

Summon toady one to fight the spambot for the glory of Necrothreat!
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

flabort

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Re: The Derail Games: Where da wifi at?
« Reply #1537 on: June 28, 2014, 12:35:29 am »

I don't think mastahcheese has ever summoned Toady, I suspect he's never reported anyone.

Drag the spambot along with us until we find someone willing to report it.
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highmax28

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Re: The Derail Games: Where da wifi at?
« Reply #1538 on: June 28, 2014, 12:37:22 am »

I don't think mastahcheese has ever summoned Toady, I suspect he's never reported anyone.

Drag the spambot along with us until we find someone willing to report it.
In necrothreat, a sentient spambot came and toady one obliterated it. Since then, Necrothreat I has been a battlefield for the spambot and Toady One. I was trying to make a reference
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: The Derail Games: Where da wifi at?
« Reply #1539 on: June 28, 2014, 12:43:56 am »

Summon toady one to fight the spambot for the glory of Necrothreat!
You do not know the report spell!

I don't think mastahcheese has ever summoned Toady, I suspect he's never reported anyone.

Drag the spambot along with us until we find someone willing to report it.
[roll: 1]
The spambot breaks free of your grab, surprising you! It aggravates you with a link to a sketchy free movie site!
[roll: 14+5][roll: 2]
You suffer 2 annoyance damage!

Mastahcheese | HP 13/15 MP 15/15 | Str 10 Dex 10 Con 10 Int 10 Wil 10 Cha 10 | Lv. 1 Mapmaker (0/100)
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Re: The Derail Games: Where da wifi at?
« Reply #1540 on: June 28, 2014, 01:35:50 am »

Attempt to do a Moonwalking Worm to surprise the spambot.
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He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: The Derail Games: Where da wifi at?
« Reply #1541 on: June 28, 2014, 08:50:51 am »

Map is curren-[FILE CORRUPTED]____

Anyway, why the hell does my chutzpha not have a negative modifier?
...Maybe I should run a derail game, since the other is too hard on a phone.
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Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

highmax28

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Re: The Derail Games: Where da wifi at?
« Reply #1542 on: June 28, 2014, 09:22:12 am »

Learn report spell as we kick the spambot in the face!
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

mastahcheese

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Re: The Derail Games: Where da wifi at?
« Reply #1543 on: June 28, 2014, 10:51:46 am »

Hmm, if this is the first level, then we're probably in the announcements section, which would explain why the only person here is a spambot that shouldn't be here anyway.
We should probably make it down to the upper boards before Toady finds out that we're in here, actually.
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Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: The Derail Games: Where da wifi at?
« Reply #1544 on: June 28, 2014, 02:30:49 pm »

  Wait until Toady One finds us  proceed to grovel if executable.
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