Distract romance(r)s with derails.
Copypaste sections of the first continent to make the other sections.
(1)Your derails draw their attention!
(5)You copy-paste lakes into the ocean. It looks kind of repetitive, but it works.
<I wasted an action? Thought that would take two, anyway, USE SANDWHICH BARRIER OF HEALINGNESS.
(3)You begin charging it. It will activate next turn!
summon greater archon of summoning
Said you were ninja'd, so repost.
(6)You do so.
Add milk production counter to the reindeer farm, make reindeer cheese.
(2+1)You are about to do so, but you realize that you have no reindeer left.
===NPC TURNS===
(6)MapperAI copies large amounts of ocean.
(6)The Skeleton slashes the Archon of Summoning for 3 damage!
(3)The Other Corrupted Necromancer fires a weak
Dark Pulse at the Archon of Summoning, inflicting 2 damage.
(2)The Evil Life Wizard tries to cast a spell, but fails!
(1)The Archon of Summoning summons an angry bear.
===EVENT ROLL===
(1)The reindeer skeletons are animated by dark forces!
===
|=== | (Life)
|= | (Hunger)
Statuses:
Speedy: The first person to post can take two actions instead of one.
|==========| (Life)
|========= | (Divinity)
Skills:
Summon: Summons a friendly angel. Probably.
|==========| (Life)
|======== | (Mana)
|=== | (Corpses)
Skills:
Dark Pulse: Uses necromantic magic to blast a foe. Can be made stronger with the sacrifice of corpses.
|==========| (Life)
|==========| (Extra Life)
|======== | (Mana)
Skills:
Heal: Restores some life.
Multiheal: Restores the life of all allies.
Overheal: Grants an extra health bar. Target must have full health.
|==========| (Life)
|==========| (Life)
|==========| (Life)
|==========| (Life)
| | (Rage)
Skills:
Maul: Inflicts massive damage on one foe using claws and teeth. Power depends on Rage.
|====== | (Life)
| | (Corruption)
|======== | (Continent A Progress)
|=== | (Ocean Progress)
Passives:
Processor Upgrade: Opening GIMP takes less time! Map-drawing speed is increased slightly.
MapperAI: AI designed for creating maps. Attempts to improve the map each turn.
Statuses:
Overclocked: Hastens progress on the map, but drains one Life per turn.
Stocks:
|0 | (Reindeer)
|0 | (Steaks)
Production:
|1 | (Reindeer)
|1 | (Steaks)
Reversed: Yes
Passives:
Reversable: Allows you to enable Reverse Mode, which causes it to turn steaks into reindeer, instead of the other way around.
Statuses:
Empty: You don't have any steaks, so no reindeer are produced.
(x1)Paintbrush of Haste: A magical paintbrush that hastens things that it strikes.
(x1)ULTRA SANDWICH HEALING BARRIER: Grants a magical Sandwich Healing Barrier temporarilly when used.
No, of course I'm not trying to kill of the Archon of Summoning as fast as possible. Whatever gave you that idea?
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