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[Remuthra]

>Use paintbrush to draw two more = signs in the Map Progress bar.

[Coolrune206]

Whack self in face with brush

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Man I'm bored, lets see that mathmatic idea of six shooter in a 20 player enviroment assuming all wounds would be spread equally!

Alright, we have a 1/3 chance of a instant kill, but a 1/6 chance of a gun jam and another 1/3 chance of wounding, 3 would have a jammed gun, taking them out of the equation, 17 next round, assuming we have a limiter probability, 7 people die, also assuming that no jammers get hurt, leaving us with 10 at the round unaccounted for, 3 more miss, leaving 7 left, those seven theoretically wound each other but that leaves one unaccounted for and in a linear probability world I wouldn't be able to calculate what happens to him, so the seventh will take one out by wounding again, but wait! Probability would assume he or she gets another killing shot on a wounded, through a 5 or 6, we got 8 people (from hitting with 5 or 6) and another 3 who got arm shot, who now have a 1/6 chance of instant kill shot, so:
Round one: 8 killed, 3 out because of gun jam for next round, 3 arm wounded, 3 leg wounded, 3 miss, 12 left:
With eleven people who only have a 1/6 chance of killing, 1 kills a gun jammed guy, one of the leg wounded scores a kill on another gun jammed guy, 9 left unaccounted for, 5 wounded left with only one scoring a wound on another, 7 wounded, 8 unaccounted, 9 alive, 5 wounded still unaccounted, another wounds, 6 unaccounted.

OH GOD BRAIN MELTDOWN.

The main problem is in my equation is there's too many human elements in it, too many chances and too many coincidences as well,

[Elephant Parade]

(Do you want me to help put in the actions of the NPC's after you? Might as well see if I have any writing skills.)
<put steaks in healing sandviches and make them ULTRA HEALING SANDVICHES!

(3)You get as far as picking up the steaks.

>Spread more secrets of life, but leave out the secrets of death. See if that helps.

(1)EVIL LIFE WIZARDS AHOY!

>De-lossify avatar

(3)You decide to host your image with imgur instead to see if it works (HINT HINT) but imgur is down, and you can't access it until next turn, though you're on the right page and have the file ready to upload.

>Use paintbrush to draw two more = signs in the Map Progress bar.

(5)As you do this, more of the map is hastily filled in. You're not sure how.

Whack self in face with brush

(5)You take 1 damage and become Speedy!

===NPC TURNS===
(2)MapperAI runs into a bug.
(2)The Corrupted Necromancer sits there, looking all dark and evil.
(5)The Other Corrupted Necromancer hits you with a Dark Pulse! You suffer 4 damage!
(6)The Evil Life Wizard boosts The Corrupted Necromancer's health.

===EVENT ROLL===
(3)Nothing happens.

===

Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

|===       | (Life)
|===       | (Hunger)

Statuses:
  Speedy: The first person to post can take two actions instead of one.

Spoiler: Corrupted Necromancer (click to show/hide)

|==========| (Life)
|==========| (Extra Life)
|==========| (Mana)
|          | (Corpses)

Skills:
  Raise Dead: Raises a corpse as a zombie or skeleton.

Spoiler: Other Corrupted Necromancer (click to show/hide)

|==========| (Life)
|========  | (Mana)
|          | (Corpses)

Skills:
  Dark Pulse: Uses necromantic magic to blast a foe. Can be made stronger with the sacrifice of corpses.

Spoiler: Evil Life Wizard (click to show/hide)

|==========| (Life)
|==========| (Extra Life)
|=======   | (Mana)

Skills:
  Heal: Restores some life.
  Multiheal: Restores the life of all allies.
  Overheal: Grants an extra health bar. Target must have full health.

Spoiler: Computer (click to show/hide)

|======    | (Life)
|          | (Corruption)
|========  | (Map Progress)

Passives:
  Processor Upgrade: Opening GIMP takes less time! Map-drawing speed is increased slightly.
  MapperAI: AI designed for creating maps. Attempts to improve the map each turn.

Statuses:
  Overclocked: Hastens progress on the map, but drains one Life per turn.

Spoiler: Reindeer Farm (click to show/hide)

Stocks:
|3         | (Reindeer)
|0         | (Steaks)
Production:
|1         | (Reindeer)
|1         | (Steaks)
Reversed: Yes

Passives:
  Reversable: Allows you to enable Reverse Mode, which causes it to turn steaks into reindeer, instead of the other way around.

Statuses:
  Empty: You don't have any steaks, so no reindeer are produced.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

(x1)Paintbrush of Haste: A magical paintbrush that hastens things that it strikes.
(x3)Healing Sandwich: A delicious sandwich that restores life and hunger.
(x4)Steak: A steak. Can be used to upgrade items.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Dammit! Combine steak with sandwhiches and then use them to create ULTRA SANDWHICH BARRIER OF HEALINGNESS!

[Gentlefish]

CONSUME MAP

REGURGITATE FINISHED MAP

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

CONSUME MAP

REGURGITATE FINISHED MAP

Sorry, only first person to post can take two turns, plus, you do know we are dead next turn if we don't do something right? We have two death romances and one life romances and all of them are wanting to f*** our shit up bro, so we gotta do something.

Edit: ROMANCERS, ROMANCERS.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Ignore romances

[flabort]

summon greater archon of summoning

[Remuthra]

Distract romance(r)s with derails.

[Elephant Parade]

Dammit! Combine steak with sandwhiches and then use them to create ULTRA SANDWHICH BARRIER OF HEALINGNESS!

(4)You do so. You now have an ULTRA SANDWICH HEALING BARRIER. Y'know, you wasted an action there.

CONSUME MAP

REGURGITATE FINISHED MAP

(This is pretty much one action, so I'm treating it as such.)
(5)You swallow the computer, and when you spit it out again, the map is completed! Too bad it was only the map of one continent.

Ignore romances

(6)You ignore them. After a while, they start to feel awkward. Eventually, they leave.

===NPC TURNS===
(5)MapperAI informs you that the next thing to work on is the oceans.
(1)The Corrupted Necromancer casts Raise Dead! On himself. Whoops. He turns into a skeleton!
(6)The Other Corrupted Necromancer uses Dark Pulse on your reindeer, killing them.
(4)The Evil Life Wizard focuses and regenerates some mana.

===EVENT ROLL===
(3)AGH.

Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

|===       | (Life)
|==        | (Hunger)

Statuses:
  Speedy: The first person to post can take two actions instead of one.

Spoiler: Skeleton (click to show/hide)

|==========| (Life)

Spoiler: Other Corrupted Necromancer (click to show/hide)

|==========| (Life)
|========  | (Mana)
|===       | (Corpses)

Skills:
  Dark Pulse: Uses necromantic magic to blast a foe. Can be made stronger with the sacrifice of corpses.

Spoiler: Evil Life Wizard (click to show/hide)

|==========| (Life)
|==========| (Extra Life)
|========  | (Mana)

Skills:
  Heal: Restores some life.
  Multiheal: Restores the life of all allies.
  Overheal: Grants an extra health bar. Target must have full health.

Spoiler: Computer (click to show/hide)

|======    | (Life)
|          | (Corruption)
|==========| (Continent A Progress)
|          | (Ocean Progress)

Passives:
  Processor Upgrade: Opening GIMP takes less time! Map-drawing speed is increased slightly.
  MapperAI: AI designed for creating maps. Attempts to improve the map each turn.

Statuses:
  Overclocked: Hastens progress on the map, but drains one Life per turn.

Spoiler: Reindeer Farm (click to show/hide)

Stocks:
|0         | (Reindeer)
|0         | (Steaks)
Production:
|1         | (Reindeer)
|1         | (Steaks)
Reversed: Yes

Passives:
  Reversable: Allows you to enable Reverse Mode, which causes it to turn steaks into reindeer, instead of the other way around.

Statuses:
  Empty: You don't have any steaks, so no reindeer are produced.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

(x1)Paintbrush of Haste: A magical paintbrush that hastens things that it strikes.
(x1)ULTRA SANDWICH HEALING BARRIER: Grants a magical Sandwich Healing Barrier temporarilly when used.

Distract romance(r)s with derails.

summon greater archon of summoning

Ninja'd, I'm afraid. I was working on the status when you guys posted,

[Remuthra]

Distract romance(r)s with derails.

Copypaste sections of the first continent to make the other sections.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

<I wasted an action? Thought that would take two, anyway, USE SANDWHICH BARRIER OF HEALINGNESS.

[flabort]

summon greater archon of summoning

Said you were ninja'd, so repost.

[mastahcheese]

Add milk production counter to the reindeer farm, make reindeer cheese.