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Author Topic: The Derail Games: A game of Awesome Chess.  (Read 170243 times)

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #45 on: November 18, 2013, 02:51:50 pm »

>Use paintbrush to draw two more = signs in the Map Progress bar.

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #46 on: November 18, 2013, 03:17:02 pm »

Whack self in face with brush
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #47 on: November 18, 2013, 07:48:50 pm »

Man I'm bored, lets see that mathmatic idea of six shooter in a 20 player enviroment assuming all wounds would be spread equally!

Alright, we have a 1/3 chance of a instant kill, but a 1/6 chance of a gun jam and another 1/3 chance of wounding, 3 would have a jammed gun, taking them out of the equation, 17 next round, assuming we have a limiter probability, 7 people die, also assuming that no jammers get hurt, leaving us with 10 at the round unaccounted for, 3 more miss, leaving 7 left, those seven theoretically wound each other but that leaves one unaccounted for and in a linear probability world I wouldn't be able to calculate what happens to him, so the seventh will take one out by wounding again, but wait! Probability would assume he or she gets another killing shot on a wounded, through a 5 or 6, we got 8 people (from hitting with 5 or 6) and another 3 who got arm shot, who now have a 1/6 chance of instant kill shot, so:
Round one: 8 killed, 3 out because of gun jam for next round, 3 arm wounded, 3 leg wounded, 3 miss, 12 left:
With eleven people who only have a 1/6 chance of killing, 1 kills a gun jammed guy, one of the leg wounded scores a kill on another gun jammed guy, 9 left unaccounted for, 5 wounded left with only one scoring a wound on another, 7 wounded, 8 unaccounted, 9 alive, 5 wounded still unaccounted, another wounds, 6 unaccounted.

OH GOD BRAIN MELTDOWN.

The main problem is in my equation is there's too many human elements in it, too many chances and too many coincidences as well,
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #48 on: November 18, 2013, 08:05:40 pm »

(Do you want me to help put in the actions of the NPC's after you? Might as well see if I have any writing skills.)
<put steaks in healing sandviches and make them ULTRA HEALING SANDVICHES!

(3)You get as far as picking up the steaks.

>Spread more secrets of life, but leave out the secrets of death. See if that helps.

(1)EVIL LIFE WIZARDS AHOY!

>De-lossify avatar

(3)You decide to host your image with imgur instead to see if it works (HINT HINT) but imgur is down, and you can't access it until next turn, though you're on the right page and have the file ready to upload.

>Use paintbrush to draw two more = signs in the Map Progress bar.

(5)As you do this, more of the map is hastily filled in. You're not sure how.

Whack self in face with brush

(5)You take 1 damage and become Speedy!

===NPC TURNS===
(2)MapperAI runs into a bug.
(2)The Corrupted Necromancer sits there, looking all dark and evil.
(5)The Other Corrupted Necromancer hits you with a Dark Pulse! You suffer 4 damage!
(6)The Evil Life Wizard boosts The Corrupted Necromancer's health.

===EVENT ROLL===
(3)Nothing happens.

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Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Corrupted Necromancer (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Evil Life Wizard (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Computer (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Reindeer Farm (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #49 on: November 18, 2013, 08:07:23 pm »

Dammit! Combine steak with sandwhiches and then use them to create ULTRA SANDWHICH BARRIER OF HEALINGNESS!
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #50 on: November 18, 2013, 08:08:10 pm »

CONSUME MAP

REGURGITATE FINISHED MAP

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #51 on: November 18, 2013, 08:11:36 pm »

CONSUME MAP

REGURGITATE FINISHED MAP

Sorry, only first person to post can take two turns, plus, you do know we are dead next turn if we don't do something right? We have two death romances and one life romances and all of them are wanting to f*** our shit up bro, so we gotta do something.

Edit: ROMANCERS, ROMANCERS.
« Last Edit: November 18, 2013, 08:57:27 pm by Execute/Dumbo.exe »
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #52 on: November 18, 2013, 08:19:02 pm »

Ignore romances
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #53 on: November 18, 2013, 09:42:48 pm »

summon greater archon of summoning
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #54 on: November 18, 2013, 09:45:19 pm »

Distract romance(r)s with derails.

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #55 on: November 18, 2013, 09:59:15 pm »

Dammit! Combine steak with sandwhiches and then use them to create ULTRA SANDWHICH BARRIER OF HEALINGNESS!

(4)You do so. You now have an ULTRA SANDWICH HEALING BARRIER. Y'know, you wasted an action there.

CONSUME MAP

REGURGITATE FINISHED MAP


(This is pretty much one action, so I'm treating it as such.)
(5)You swallow the computer, and when you spit it out again, the map is completed! Too bad it was only the map of one continent.

Ignore romances

(6)You ignore them. After a while, they start to feel awkward. Eventually, they leave.

===NPC TURNS===
(5)MapperAI informs you that the next thing to work on is the oceans.
(1)The Corrupted Necromancer casts Raise Dead! On himself. Whoops. He turns into a skeleton!
(6)The Other Corrupted Necromancer uses Dark Pulse on your reindeer, killing them.
(4)The Evil Life Wizard focuses and regenerates some mana.

===EVENT ROLL===
(3)AGH.

Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Skeleton (click to show/hide)
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Spoiler: Computer (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Reindeer Farm (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Distract romance(r)s with derails.
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Ninja'd, I'm afraid. I was working on the status when you guys posted,
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #56 on: November 18, 2013, 10:00:54 pm »

Distract romance(r)s with derails.

Copypaste sections of the first continent to make the other sections.

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #57 on: November 18, 2013, 10:07:04 pm »

<I wasted an action? Thought that would take two, anyway, USE SANDWHICH BARRIER OF HEALINGNESS.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #58 on: November 18, 2013, 10:15:45 pm »

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Said you were ninja'd, so repost.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #59 on: November 19, 2013, 01:25:30 am »

Add milk production counter to the reindeer farm, make reindeer cheese.
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