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Total Members Voted: 84

[Empiricist]

Visit the Duchess of Ursul!

+1

[birdy51]

Wear the new outfit!

[Akura]

Spoiler: I'm a little late with this, but the Fresh Princess of Nova needs a song (click to show/hide)

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the princess of a place called Nova

In west Caloris born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
She got in one little fight and now Mom's not there
And now I'm movin' with with father to the capital of Nova

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Nova!'

I pulled up to the castle about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Crown Princess of Nova



I imagine that would have been a bit better if it rhymed. Test: Voice->Failed

Wear the new outfit!

Can't do that until the next week before deciding the schedule. If I remember correctly, it's the leotard, right?

[RAM]

I had to pronounce it as more of a Novaire...

Yes, I could have used less letters, but doing so would have cramped my style.

[IronyOwl]

Heh, good, good. I tried to do that when we first started this up. I did not succeed.

And yeah, works fine if you pronounce it as Novaire. Which is probably failing Court Manners or something as well.

[RAM]

I can't help but think that failing court manners is the whole purpose of Chillodie's existence. She has street manners to guide her!

[IronyOwl]

Weekend 5: Shiny

Duchess 2
Sneak Out 1


Better be something about gettin down...




Do I look like I'm awash in shinies?


Oh, so like a hideous alien symbiote. Or one of those parrots that lives for 120 years.


DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!


Now here's a subject that'll cheer us up!

















Two people enter. One person with a sparkly leaves.


Don't suppose the sparkly we're wearing right now counts...?


Chillodie is still frightened.


But now she's frightened of performing in front of all of those people and she didn't get a chance to practice and...!




Alright, what shall our classes be for the week?

[EuropeanDorf]

Oh, may-

>second princess
>died by poisoned chocolates

INTO MEDICINE RIGHT NOW. STUDY THOSE HERBS AND POISONS.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Novan History + Lore. We need material.

[birdy51]

Novan History + Lore. We need material.

Let us subvert the world of art through our knowledge. +1

[Culise]

Oh, may-

>second princess
>died by poisoned chocolates

INTO MEDICINE RIGHT NOW. STUDY THOSE HERBS AND POISONS.

Speaking of, from the version 1.3 plot update now in beta:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

* You can now test the chocolates for poison. If you have the right skills.

There are also some other fun bits, apparently, including engagement shenanigans. 

[FArgHalfnr]

Novan History + Lore. We need material.

Let us subvert the world of art through our knowledge. +1

+1 to this and study internal affairs as soon as our mood permit it.

WE SHALL BE THE KEEPER OF ALL KNOWLEDGE, A TRUE GOSSIP GIRL! EVERYONE WILL BOW TO US, FEARING THAT WE MIGHT REVEAL THEIR DARK SECRETS!

[Toaster]

Divination and Lore!

[IronyOwl]

Week 6: !



Couldn't maintain the funk.


Yay, we're the superior races!


Why does a setup like this never end well?


I'm still not sure if she's advocating treason or accusing someone else of treason by suggesting we steal that shiny.


Wait wait wait. First you notice Ursul and figure you should say hello, then you realize she's gently massaging the interlocking fingers of a priestess?


Well, good girl in any case.


"What was that?!

...

Probably nothing."

*returns to normal patrol route*


A duck, actually.

So the latter two.


Well?

[Empiricist]

Look over the hedge and hope that the witch has your back if the mysterious figure is less than chill.