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Patience, young Padawan

24 (9.5%)

Bribe lazy owls

28 (11.1%)

Prod lazy owls

25 (9.9%)

Beat lazy owls

25 (9.9%)

Savagely beat lazy owls

33 (13.1%)

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

66 (26.2%)

Abandon thread

18 (7.1%)

Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!

33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84

[EuchreJack]

Daddy said not to go.

Don't make daddy mad.

You don't want to make daddy mad.

So, let's go to court and actually do something useful!

Daddy, don't be mad, but I'M PREGNANT!
AND YOU'RE THE FATHER.

This isn't the Princess Maker LP.

LOL

[Sensei]

Yeah, so far this seems a lot less creepy than princess maker.

[Flying Dice]

And a lot more awesome, too, once you figure out how to not die terribly. And die terribly again, and again, and... etc.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

OH GOD SOMEONE USED A SPOILER TAG FOR THE INTENDED PURPOSE]Take THAT you bastard king! I CUT YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF WITH MY MAGIC SWORD IN THE NAME OF LOVE AND JUSTICE, BITCH!

Though honestly one outcome of one event completely free of context or stats is barely qualified.

[Elephant Parade]

And a lot more awesome, too, once you figure out how to not die terribly. And die terribly again, and again, and... etc.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Take THAT you bastard king! I CUT YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF WITH MY MAGIC SWORD IN THE NAME OF LOVE AND JUSTICE, BITCH!

SPOILER.

[LordSlowpoke]

And a lot more awesome, too, once you figure out how to not die terribly. And die terribly again, and again, and... etc.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Take THAT you bastard king! I CUT YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF WITH MY MAGIC SWORD IN THE NAME OF LOVE AND JUSTICE, BITCH!

SPOILER.

that spoiler is literally spoilered what is your complaint i do not see it

[Elephant Parade]

And a lot more awesome, too, once you figure out how to not die terribly. And die terribly again, and again, and... etc.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Take THAT you bastard king! I CUT YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF WITH MY MAGIC SWORD IN THE NAME OF LOVE AND JUSTICE, BITCH!

SPOILER.

that spoiler is literally spoilered what is your complaint i do not see it

Yes, but people use spoiler tags all the time for things like walls of text. I'm used to clicking open spoiler tags upon sight at this point. It should say "Spoiler: Actual Spoiler" or something.

[Flying Dice]

And a lot more awesome, too, once you figure out how to not die terribly. And die terribly again, and again, and... etc.

Spoiler: OH GOD SOMEONE USED A SPOILER TAG FOR THE INTENDED PURPOSE (click to show/hide)

Take THAT you bastard king! I CUT YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF WITH MY MAGIC SWORD IN THE NAME OF LOVE AND JUSTICE, BITCH!

SPOILER.

that spoiler is literally spoilered what is your complaint i do not see it

Yes, but people use spoiler tags all the time for things like walls of text. I'm used to clicking open spoiler tags upon sight at this point. It should say "Spoiler: Actual Spoiler" or something.

Maybe transparent is the new spoiler tag.

Spoiler: MORE REAL SPOILERS (click to show/hide)

Besides, from what I can tell, there are at least three different ways to resolve the core plotline, each dependent on a different branch of decisions and training.

[Glowcat]

And a lot more awesome, too, once you figure out how to not die terribly. And die terribly again, and again, and... etc.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

OH GOD SOMEONE USED A SPOILER TAG FOR THE INTENDED PURPOSE]Take THAT you bastard king! I CUT YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF WITH MY MAGIC SWORD IN THE NAME OF LOVE AND JUSTICE, BITCH!

Though honestly one outcome of one event completely free of context or stats is barely qualified.

Spoiler: ANOTHER SPOILER (click to show/hide)

Pff, pansy. You should have taken him out with the power of DECORATION!

<-- Also bought the game because of this LP.

[Culise]

And a lot more awesome, too, once you figure out how to not die terribly. And die terribly again, and again, and... etc.

~MEGAOPENSPOILERSNIP~

...You went back and broke your spoiler tag.  Why would you do that? >_<

That said, I love this game and I've played it through several times, so I already know exactly what you're referring to. ^_^

[anailater]

Vote for treasury breaking.

[Flying Dice]

And a lot more awesome, too, once you figure out how to not die terribly. And die terribly again, and again, and... etc.

~MEGAOPENSPOILERSNIP~

...You went back and broke your spoiler tag.  Why would you do that? >_<

That said, I love this game and I've played it through several times, so I already know exactly what you're referring to. ^_^

OH DAMN IT. >.>

That's why late-night posting is a bad idea, folks.

[Culise]

And a lot more awesome, too, once you figure out how to not die terribly. And die terribly again, and again, and... etc.

~MEGAOPENSPOILERSNIP~

...You went back and broke your spoiler tag.  Why would you do that? >_<

That said, I love this game and I've played it through several times, so I already know exactly what you're referring to. ^_^

OH DAMN IT. >.>

That's why late-night posting is a bad idea, folks.

To be fair...

Spoiler: Actual Spoilers in a Spoiler Tag? Blasphemy! (click to show/hide)

...that bastard really deserved it.  My first game to get that far, he killed my father.

Of course, the Peace And Love ending to that event chain was all sorts of entertaining, too.  I don't think we'll be able to swing that in a voting LP, though, given how many odd skills you need to level just right. ^_^

[Flying Dice]

And a lot more awesome, too, once you figure out how to not die terribly. And die terribly again, and again, and... etc.

~MEGAOPENSPOILERSNIP~

...You went back and broke your spoiler tag.  Why would you do that? >_<

That said, I love this game and I've played it through several times, so I already know exactly what you're referring to. ^_^

OH DAMN IT. >.>

That's why late-night posting is a bad idea, folks.

To be fair...

Spoiler: Actual Spoilers in a Spoiler Tag? Blasphemy! (click to show/hide)

...that bastard really deserved it.  My first game to get that far, he killed my father.

Of course, the Peace And Love ending to that event chain was all sorts of entertaining, too.  I don't think we'll be able to swing that in a voting LP, though, given how many odd skills you need to level just right. ^_^

Spoiler: OMG SPOLAHS MAH BOI (click to show/hide)

I was really surprised, in retrospect, how I managed to swing the closest to a Good End that I've found thusfar on my very first successful playthrough. Literally all I had to go back and change after failing was training myself in one of the skills necessary to finish the duel.

[IronyOwl]

Weekend 6: I Can't Believe That Failed



Seduction, temper tantrums, and threats all fail. Apparently we need to actually know what we're doing with numbers to get into the vault, or barring that look Queenly enough for our threats to matter.



Both of which, naturally, are completely outside our grasp so long as we keep telling the accounting tutor to shut up and referring to the presence instructor as a fruity windbag.


Oh yes, and sorry for the unexpected delay, and I'm pleased to see other people picking this game up because of me. One of the main reasons I started this LP was to give other people a good idea of what the game was like. :3

[Elephant Parade]

Willful should really give a bonus to presence, not a penalty.