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[GreatWyrmGold]

((I'll put my point in Music.))

"Um, south works. I don't really see any differences, though..."

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

"neither do I lets go!"
go south, south ho!

[USEC_OFFICER]

"neither do I lets go!"
go south, south ho!

You head south.

Data Server - 8.19.XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX

This server is rather uninteresting, having some data about horses you could care less about. Much more interesting are the three avatars chilling in the server. The three avatars turn to face you as you enter the server.

This server has gateways to the north and south.

Spoiler: NPCs (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 40/40

Spoiler: Bklyne-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 40/40
MP: 60/60

Spoiler: Doyu-Desu (click to show/hide)

HP: 40/40
MP: 75/75

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)

HP: 110/110
MP: 30/30

Spoiler: Infinity Warrior Desu~~ (click to show/hide)

HP: 65/65
MP: 45/45

Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 45/45

1 Skill Point!

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 80/80

Spoiler: Tzuke-Tan (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 115/115

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

"why hello there! How are you today? Are you lost? Anything you need? Perhaps some lava lamps?"
sell to AP2

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Hi, BunnyLover34! ..."

Replace "..." with some sort of subtle but effective sales pitch/conversation for DVDs that a spambot/marketer would probably be able to think of.
In other words, sell to BL34.

[scapheap]

Recall info about avatars

[lawastooshort]

Sing at Bunnylover with my LASERtrumpet to lower her defences! Sing non-aggressively though.

And before that put a point in Musical Ability!

[xelada]

Tzuke-tan runs after
Guys, like, cool it! Sorry about them, they're kinda, like, hyper today, you should have seen them at the candy-store though, it was, like, hilarious!
Tzuke-tan takes out a some "smokables", lights one with her fire magic and begins smoking it.
Any of yous want one?

[USEC_OFFICER]

sell to AP2

Replace "..." with some sort of subtle but effective sales pitch/conversation for DVDs that a spambot/marketer would probably be able to think of.
In other words, sell to BL34.

Sing at Bunnylover with my LASERtrumpet to lower her defences! Sing non-aggressively though.

-snip-

Evidently the avatars have dealt with Magical Spambot Girls before, for they politely buy some of your goods before putting up their spam filters.

Recall info about avatars

You recall that avatars are programs controlled by humans through special machines that monitor their brainwaves. Avatars and Magical Spambot Girls share a lot of technologies and programs, and thus have similar abilities. Obviously even the slowest Magical Spambot Girl can outrun an avatar, but avatars are much more tougher in combat. Avatars are mostly used by people as another way to have fun on the internet, but companies also avatars to delete viruses and protect their websites.

"why hello there! How are you today? Are you lost? Anything you need? Perhaps some lava lamps?"

AwayPenguin2 grumbles, "We're not lost. It's just that somebody has been setting up traps between the servers, and we got a faceful when we moved into this server. Not much to do but wait until our combat routines reset."

Relictic nods. "Yeah. There's a bunch of weird viruses running around the place and the last thing we need is to encounter one without a way to defend ourselves."

BunnyLover34 makes babbling noises about how cute Angel is.

Spoiler: NPCs (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 40/40

Spoiler: Bklyne-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 40/40
MP: 60/60

Spoiler: Doyu-Desu (click to show/hide)

HP: 40/40
MP: 75/75

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)

HP: 110/110
MP: 30/30

Spoiler: Infinity Warrior Desu~~ (click to show/hide)

HP: 65/65
MP: 45/45

Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 45/45

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 80/80

Spoiler: Tzuke-Tan (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 115/115

[lawastooshort]

"Say, perhaps we could travel on our way together, for mutual protection and discussions about pon- er bunnies! We are going... the same way as you?"

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Angel's cuteness! It's over nine! Also, darn, I guess we can't sell to the avatars.))

"What kind of viruses?"

[Spectr]

"Viruses? You mean I'll be able to fight?! Point me in their direction!"

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Say, perhaps we could travel on our way together, for mutual protection and discussions about pon- er bunnies! We are going... the same way as you?"

AwayPenguin2, Relictic and BunnyLover34 all glance at each other. "I think we'll pass. We're just here for some sightseeing."

"What kind of viruses?"

"Nothing I've ever seen before, sweetie. They looked like someone had f- vomited out polygons if that helps."

"Viruses? You mean I'll be able to fight?! Point me in their direction!"

"Uh, we saw them to the south. No clue if they're still there though."

[lawastooshort]

"I weeed out a polygon earlier, I think!"

[Empiricist]

"What did it look like? Was it all spikey?"