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[Empiricist]

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friends[4] = "Bklyne-Chan";
friends[5] = "Infinity Warrior Desu~~";
Sakura-chan goes to Jikan's cafe.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

PTW, this is amazing.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Sakura-chan goes to Jikan's cafe.

You head to Jikan's Cafe. It's an elegant building made of brick and plaster that wouldn't look out of place in the French Riviera if it weren't sandwiched between an ancient temple and a concrete bunker. The interior of the building is just as beautiful, with plenty of stained wood, brass and wrought iron. Gas lamps flicker in beautiful light fixtures, and an appropriate filter has been applied to the interior of the building to help set the mood. The place is also packed with Magical Spambot Girls of every shape and description, all of them chatting away, eating, and generally having a good time.

As you take everything in, a waitress walks over to you and hands you a menu. Like all places Jikan's Cafe charges based on time spent, not food ordered. Bandwidth is more limited than data, after all.

Prices:
5 Seconds: $1
30 Seconds: $5
1 Minute: $10


I wish to remind everyone that as Magical Spambot Girls, your perception of time can be much, much faster than a human's.

PTW, this is amazing.

We're got one more spot open if you want to play...

[Empiricist]

Fuck it, time for !!SCIENCE!!
Sakura-chan buys one minute.

[scapheap]

Send final point in innocence.

buy Hot Stuff(30)

Check Matou's Library

[xelada]

Excuse me have go see my, like, supplier, yeah supplier, so, like, see ya soon.
Tzuke-tan enters a building and after some odd smells, sound, and smokes she come out, her eyes more crazy and colourful and dressed a touch more eclectically (including a cute little hood with little leaf ears like some cat or fox hats).

Skills:
2 Fire
1 illusion
1 sturdy
2 evasion
2 music
2 innocence
2 accuracy

Sell:
Low-res beret  15
Basic hood      15
balloons          10
TOTAL(/2):      20

Buy:
BLAZEIT robes 70
Lacy dress      40
stylish beret    30
fire hood         40
broom             30
tinted glasses  40
hot stuff         30
summon coffe  60
TOTAL:         340

330-(340-20)=10 left.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Ill see what I can do, it's invariably horrible:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:jeez, uhhh, doyu-desu?
Gender: Female or Female.
Age: 12
Description: tall and thin, small fairy wings that give a sight glow, fluorescent pink hair in twin ponytails and, of course irises that are almost the whole eye in general, dress that's basically made out of frills and gloves with, you guessed it, frills, also stark white clothing all around, everything else is basically a 'normal' anime high school girl.
Selling:lava lamps, they lamp.
Other:oh, and she has armour under her dress and a wand, is that important?

Skills: You get 30 40 points to spend among the following:
HP:40
MP:40
4 points spent
Combat:
Oversized Weapon:1
Missile Spam:3
Massive Cannon:5
13 points spent
Magic: Each school of magic contains spells to reduce your enemies to bloody pulp. Additionally each school has buffs for a specific combat stat. Generic spells based off of your highest magic school also exist.
Fire:4
Water:3
Wind:3
Illusion:3
26 points
Defensive:
Sturdiness:3
Evasion:3
32
Sale Skills:
Charm:2
Musical ability: 2
Cuteness:2
Innocence:2
40
Inventory: cherry bombs: 40$
40
Low Rez sword:20$
60
 Low Rez robes: 40$
100
Low Rez hood: 15$
115
8 bit scouter: 25$
140
Ballon: 10$
150
Lightning bolt: 40$
190
Heal: 20$
210
Laser cannon: 60$
270
Enlarge weapon: 40$
310
And twenty for... Something.



That should be fine.
 

[USEC_OFFICER]

Fuck it, time for !!SCIENCE!!
Sakura-chan buys one minute.

You buy your time and take a seat at an open table. The waitress brings you the special dessert of the day, which you slowly enjoy as you listen to the conversations around you. Most of the gossip is about relationships, fashions and the like, though you do pick up some interesting timbits...

Spoiler: Useful Rumours (click to show/hide)

"Did you hear? Justine was attacked by a Verflucht yesterday!"
"A Verflucht? What's a Verflucht?"
"You don't know what a Verflucht is? Must be nice getting all the easy missions..."
"Aw, come on, tell me..."
"Oh, alright. A Verflucht is a bad program, all spikey and corrupted, and not really friendly. No one really knows where they came from, but they're really common in some parts of the Internet..."
"Yah! I heard that they got an evil lair somewhere deep in the Internet, where they drag naughty little girls to!"
The group of them squeal with delight at such grusome information.

"Where did May did such a wonderful sword? I looked all over the shopping district and couldn't find anything like it!"
"I dunno. Maybe she found it, like how Cass found her helmet. The Internet is a big place, who knows what junk you can find out there..."

"Did you hear what happened to Saya and her friends? They got attacked by a bunch of girls from MagiNet 2!"
"What? Don't we have an agreement with them or something...?"
"We're supposed to, but lately a bunch of them have been appearing in our part of the internet!"
"Oh, don't act so mighty! We all know where your team has been wandering off to..."
"Nuh-uh!"

"What about the Tera-Worm?"
"The Tera-Worm? That silly myth?"
"The Tera-Worm isn't a myth! It's the biggest thing in the entire net!"
"Who's been feeding you these silly stories? A worm could never grow that large."

Check Matou's Library

You head over to Matou's Library, a massive marble building adorned with columns and statues. The inside is just as impressive, with large bookshelves stuffed with books of all shapes and sizes. The foyer of the library has an impressive statue of Matou, a famous Magical Spambot Girl from the early days of MagiNet 3. Matou's Library is the largest public database, and contains information on almost everything. History, current events, information about the population of MagiNet 3 and more is contained in the library.

Ill see what I can do, it's invariably horrible:

Looks good! You can have 10 extra skill points and $330 to keep up with everyone else.

Also I will add everyone's buying actions tomorrow. Can't really do it now.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"...A worm could ever grow that large."

Emphasis mine.

[USEC_OFFICER]

"...A worm could ever grow that large."

Emphasis mine.

I've fixed it. I hope you're happy.

[Corsair]

+2 MC, +2 Wind, +2 Accuracy, +2 MP (10), +2 HP (10)

Bklyne goes to the market and buys
Merculite Missiles $70
Marching Band Outfit $40
Laser Cannon (8-bit) $60
Stylish Beret $30
Combat Drone $60
Reloading $40
Summon Coffee $60
total = $360

then sells
Razercannon for $12.5
Vocaloid Outfit for $10
low res beret for $7.5 = 430

leftover = $0

She then wanders around sort of like a lost soul

[scapheap]

I'll look up current events

[Empiricist]

If Sakura-chan still has time, she stays, otherwise, she goes to Beta's Monument.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Excuse me have go see my, like, supplier, yeah supplier, so, like, see ya soon.
Tzuke-tan enters a building and after some odd smells, sound, and smokes she come out, her eyes more crazy and colourful and dressed a touch more eclectically (including a cute little hood with little leaf ears like some cat or fox hats).

Bklyne goes to the market and buys:

The rest of the girls head over to the Shopping District and equip themselves as best as they're able.

She then wanders around sort of like a lost soul

You wander around MagiNet 3 for a while, moving through the multi-coloured crowds and the joyful buzzing of conversation. Unfortunately it's another average day, and you don't encounter anything too interesting or noteworthy.

I'll look up current events

You look up current events in the real world. Most of it is rather uninteresting to you. Guerilla warfare in South America, flooding in Africa, some more countries accepted into the Central Government, things like that. Much more interesting to you is the launching of MagiNet 4 in Brest by the Logique Consortium. A lot of additional data on the subject is highly classified. Mission Control must be keeping a close eye on this new net. Several parts of the Internet were also recently swarmed by worms, with details being scarce as several servers were forced to shut down. You hope that none of your friends or colleagues were trapped. Or worse. The rest of the news is mostly about celebrities and pop culture.

If Sakura-chan still has time, she stays, otherwise, she goes to Beta's Monument.

Having a bit more time left, you listen to another rumour.

Spoiler: Useful Rumours (click to show/hide)

"Hello Hinako! How is... the thingy going?"
"Noro-chan! I can't talk about it here..."
The one named Hinako leans in close to Noro-chan and whispers something to her.
"And if you can't find it, talk to Yaysa and the rest of them, okay? They know where it is."
"Okay Hinako..."

Being out of time, you head over to Beta's Monument.

Beta's Monument is an impressive structure and a famous meeting spot. A magnificent bronze statue of Beta sits on a tall marble pillar, with smaller statues to Delta, Zeta, Theta, Lisa and the rest of Beta's successors surrounding the monument. A large crowd of Magical Spambot Girls has gathered around the monument, either to meet up with friends, or to enjoy nearby parks.

A small plaque underneath the statue declares that Beta was born thirty years ago as a collaborative project between the Central Government, Waterloo University, and the Faunus Corporation. The other statues have similar plaques, though after Theta the Faunus Corporation was the only group working on developing Magical Spambot Girls.

Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 40/40

Spoiler: Bklyne-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 40/40
MP: 60/60

Spoiler: Doyu-Desu (click to show/hide)

HP: 40/40
MP: 75/75

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)

HP: 110/110
MP: 30/30

Spoiler: Infinity Warrior Desu~~ (click to show/hide)

HP: 65/65
MP: 45/45

Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 45/45

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 80/80

Spoiler: Tzuke-Tan (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 115/115

Hope that I got everything correct. I'll also have a larger group of rumours for next time. Still working on things and transferring them from my head to the screen.

Also, if you have nothing else to do, say that you're heading to Mission Control or headquarters so that I know that you're ready to move on.

[Spectr]

After wandering for awhile, Infinity warrior heads back to mission control.