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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #90 on: November 20, 2013, 09:34:55 pm »

"Hmmm, looks like you aren't buying. Let's talk business.

One two punch, followed by a kick in the stomach.
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #91 on: November 20, 2013, 09:39:54 pm »

Dodge, and straight kick Ratman in face.
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #92 on: November 23, 2013, 12:25:05 am »

Five days? Fuck. Give me a second guys, I'll get something up soon...
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #93 on: November 23, 2013, 09:04:13 pm »

Damn. Seeing the notification that TCM had posted a new reply got my hopes up.

Ah well. Waiting.
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #94 on: November 24, 2013, 12:59:29 am »

Match 1: Round 4

Arena Complex: Hailey Griffin Arena
Description: A standard Arena, a good place for newcomers. Each match takes place in a squared roped ring, with a turnbuckle at each of the four corners. Outside of the arena is a wooden floor. Falling out of the ring does not result in disqualification. The audience sits behind safety bars on metal bleachers.
Location: Chicago, Illinois, U.S.A.
Seating Per Arena: 200

Arena 1:

Lt. Mayhem flails around in Brawl's hold, roaring. "LET GO OF ME YOU GOD DAMMED HIPPY!" (12+1 vs. 15) The military man struggles, but Brawl keeps his arm wrapped around the crux of his inner-elbow area.
Brawl forces Lt. Mayhem's head to the ground! The referee slides in to make the count, the crowd joining in. (68) The first count of the pin isn't even made as Mayhem suddenly yanks Brawls arm off of his neck.
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Lt. Mayhem - 81 HP - Brawler - 0 Respect - 0/0
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Brawl - 84 HP - Brawler - 0 Respect - 0/0

Arena 2:

The Fallen Angel of Retribution stands up. "The Lord will tolerate no disobedience within His flock. Though ye be a wolf in the clothing of a sheep, the hound of the Lord can still tell ye apart, and give unto ye your most just deliverance." He preaches as he backs up into the ropes and jumps up, (17 vs. 19) lands on the top rope, and bounces off, kicking at Momento Mori. His attack misses as she slides to the side at the last second, The Angel's foot missing her head by inches.
Momento Mori rolls her eyes and kicks at The Fallen Angel of Retribution. (18 vs. 2!) Her kick hits him, and doesn't merely connect. No, it manages to send him flying outside of the ring, and he lands flat on his back! (-16 HP!) Mori stares at her opponent as he rolls around in abject pain and surprise.
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The Fallen Angel of Retribution - 72 HP - Limit Breaker - 0 Respect - 0/0
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Momento Mori - 100 HP - Limit Breaker - 0 Respect - 0/0

Arena 3:


"Hmmm, looks like you aren't buying. Let's talk business. The Linguist plays it old school as he assumes a normal fighter stance and launches a punch straight at Little Red Riding Wolf. (6 vs. 17) His first punch is negated by her grabbing him by the arm and flinging him away.
Little Red Riding Wolf watches the business man trying to hold his balance after being chucked away like a bag of potatoes. "I'm sorry, did that hurt? Let me bite it better for you... gyahahaha!" (5 vs. 10) Little Red sweeps at his legs, but The Linguist reacts with a well-timed jump, foiling her attack.
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Little Red Riding Wolf - 100 HP - Sex Appeal - 0 Respect - 0/0
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The Linguist - 84 HP - Charismatic - 0 Respect - 0/0

Arena 4:

Street Rat channels his inner Mario as he leaps at Aye Que's leg. (20 vs. 13) Aye Que draws himself back, only to find Street Rat launch forward and slam both feet into his right leg simultaneously before doing a mid-air somersault back into a perfect standing recovery. Que does not appreciate Street Rat's inherent agility as he limps slightly from the attack. (-11 HP)
Aye Que decides to counter plain and simply with a straight kick from with his good leg. (15 vs. 6) Street Rat looks up and immediately has his face met with shoe. Rat falls back, rolling away.  (-16 HP)
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Street Rat - 84 HP - Determinator - 0 Respect - 0/0
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Aye Que - 64 HP - Martial Artist - 0 Respect - 0/0

Arena 5:

Frodi Tarik slips through the ropes and ends up out of the arena. He walks right up to King Nemo and (10 vs. 8) gives him a stomp right on the thigh. (-5 HP)
King Nemo responds to being attacked by jumping up. He launches into a tirade about Tarik and his lack of fighting ability and additionally his mother's promiscuity, before (2 vs. 12) groping one of Frodi Tarik's limbs. Tarik responds by shoving the Atlantian back onto the floor.
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Frodi Tarik - 100 HP - Martial Artist - 0 Respect - 0/0
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Pontificus Nemo CMXDXXXVIIIVI - 68 HP - Determinator - 0 Respect - 0/0

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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #95 on: November 24, 2013, 01:06:11 am »

LEGSWEEP DUDE THEN ELBOW IN FACE
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #96 on: November 24, 2013, 01:23:04 am »

"THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER I HOPE YOUR TESTES ARE CONSUMED BY A THOUSAND RABID GOATS"
PICK UP OPPONENT, SPIN WILDLY ABOVE HEAD AND RAM HIM HEAD FIRST INTO SAFETY BARS
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #97 on: November 24, 2013, 01:36:20 am »

"THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER I HOPE YOUR TESTES ARE CONSUMED BY A THOUSAND RABID GOATS"
WALK AWAY FROM OPPONENT IN ORDER TO FIND EASILY BROKEN WOODEN PLANK IN FLOOR, STOMP FLOOR AT LOCATION IN ORDER TO ACQUIRE BLUDGEON

Planks would count as weapons, and there are no possible weapons, even improvised, in this arena. It would not be out of your power to say, grind your opponent's face into the wood of the floor though.
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #98 on: November 24, 2013, 01:45:14 am »

These dice really hate Nemo though, don't they? :P
Maybe he didn't do the correct sacrifices to his Atlantis gods.
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #99 on: November 24, 2013, 01:47:19 am »

i'd usually be sorry

but i'm not even sorry

step up, senpai
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #100 on: November 24, 2013, 02:11:09 am »

i'd usually be sorry

but i'm not even sorry

step up, senpai
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I'm not either, but why call me senpai?
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #101 on: November 24, 2013, 02:15:44 am »

i'd usually be sorry

but i'm not even sorry

step up, senpai
...
I'm not either, but why call me senpai?

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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #102 on: November 24, 2013, 02:30:19 am »

Only in a game run by TCM.
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #103 on: November 24, 2013, 05:20:23 am »

Shamble over to the angel and get him a one-two clawing
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #104 on: November 24, 2013, 08:02:57 am »

Launch a flurry of kicks at Aye Que's bad leg
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