Match 1: Round 3
Arena Complex: Hailey Griffin Arena
Description: A standard Arena, a good place for newcomers. Each match takes place in a squared roped ring, with a turnbuckle at each of the four corners. Outside of the arena is a wooden floor. Falling out of the ring does not result in disqualification. The audience sits behind safety bars on metal bleachers.
Location: Chicago, Illinois, U.S.A.
Seating Per Arena: 200
Arena 1:"HAH! TRYING TO SLIP AWAY ARE YOU? HELL, THE VIETCONGS TRIED TO DO THAT WHEN I CAME OVER, DIDN'T WORK! TAKE THIS YOU COMMUNIST SHIT-HEAD!" Lt. Mayhem bangs on his chest and runs at Brawl, teeth bared. (16 vs. 9) Mayhem leaps into the air mid-run to achieve optimal drop-kick form. When it lands, both of his feet smash against facial region. Brawl falls to the ground, managing to stay up in an all-fours position, but only barely. (-16 HP)
"HOOHAH!" The crowd cheers at the display of athleticism.
Brawl gets back to his feet, responding with a thrust kick to the torso. (
19+1 vs. 4!) The kick merely knocks Mayhem back, so Brawl hits him with a second identical strike. As the Lieutenant staggers backwards, Brawl runs up seizes him by the neck, and throws him onto the mat via a choke grip!
(-19 HP) Not only has Brawl delivered a fierce combo, he now has Lt. Mayhem in a hold! The crowd goes nuts!
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Lt. Mayhem - 81 HP - Brawler - 0 Respect - 0/0
VS.
Brawl - 84 HP - Brawler - 0 Respect - 0/0
Arena 2:Momento Mori climbs the ropes. She sits upon the top rope, scoping out her prone opponent. She leaps (12 vs. 13) and lands on his torso, the impact softened by his billowy gray rags, which prevents either fighter from getting hurt.
The Fallen Angel of Retribution shoves Mori off his body. He shrieks,
"FOOL! YOU HAVE TAINTED THE ARMOR OF THE HIGHEST HOLINESS!"-----
The Fallen Angel of Retribution - 88 HP - Limit Breaker - 0 Respect - 0/0
VS.
Momento Mori - 100 HP - Limit Breaker - 0 Respect - 0/0
Arena 3:"Ouch." The Linguist recovers from his nearly fatal injury by running at Little Red Riding Wolf (2 vs. 12) and sticking his arm out.
Wolf dives under the attempted Clothesline and responds with pointing her foot to The Linguist's ribcage when
she suddenly jumps up (7 vs. 4)
and kicks him in the face! Her fake-out proves effective as she hits him right in the chin! (-7 HP) She goes for additional attacks, but The Linguist swats her away with one hand while holding his chin with the other.
"No. Bad she-wolf. Bad."-----
Little Red Riding Wolf - 100 HP - Sex Appeal - 0 Respect - 0/0
VS.
The Linguist - 84 HP - Charismatic - 0 Respect - 0/0
Arena 4:"This is easier than I would have thought." Street Rat taunts Aye Que as he squats and spins around for a Sweep Kick (13 vs. 9) and hits Que as he attempts to stand back up, only to go crashing down onto his back again. (-8 HP)
Aye Que curses and jumps back up.
"Com'mon', lemme' swing a propa' one atcha'!" (5 vs. 6) Street Rat uses his agility to roll away from an assault of kicks coming from the Scot.
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Street Rat - 100 HP - Determinator - 0 Respect - 0/0
VS.
Aye Que - 75 HP - Martial Artist - 0 Respect - 0/0
Arena 5:Frodi Tarik jumps on top of King Nemo (13 vs. 12) and manages to smash both of their foreheads together. Tarik rolls off his opponent as both men clutch their respective heads. Both are stunned, but Nemo arguably got hit a bit harder. (-2 HP)
Nemo stands up, prepared to give a rhetorical speech in a dead language when he
jumps at Frodi Tarik (1 vs. 18)
misses, flies over the top rope, and lands face-down outside the ring. He lays still and twitches a little. (-10 HP) The Europeans cheer.
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Frodi Tarik - 100 HP - Martial Artist - 0 Respect - 0/0
VS.
Pontificus Nemo CMXDXXXVIIIVI - 73 HP - Determinator - 0 Respect - 0/0
Sorry for the delay, I'll try to keep a much more constant update pattern, preferably once every day or two.