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It was inevitable

15 (42.9%)

Winners don't do drugs

6 (17.1%)

I'll be back

2 (5.7%)

Drink the Kool Aid

6 (17.1%)

Groovy

3 (8.6%)

Insane in the membrane

3 (8.6%)

Total Members Voted: 35

[Lenglon]

"...want some Red Bull?"

Alan vacantly grins.

Add straw to camel's back

"Alan, stop. Her family is in danger and she can't do anything about it but sit and wait. We make her uncomfortable simply for what we are, irrespective of who we are. Just leave her be, we can't make her feel better, only worse."

[Xantalos]

"Yeah, and Red Bull gives you wings! In this case it can be metaphorical wings, being wings for your emotions, raising them upward, and thus making you feel better! My logic is flawless."

[Lenglon]

"Alan, your logic is insane. Please, leave her alone."

[Xantalos]

"What, you've never been trapped in a soul-crushing cycle of apathy and depression, near-dead on the streets from cold and starvation, and forcibly lifted yourself out of it by consuming excessive amounts of stimulants and drugs you found in back-alley trash bins and stole from that one discount Korean corner store that was going out of business and was thus a hotspot for newly developing drug dealers, probably irreversibly damaging your neurological architecture in the process but giving yourself the carefree and joyful attitude needed to accrue sufficient sympathy from others for them to give you enough food to survive and hey it's a better alternative than suicide? Red Bull is awesome."

Alan grins happily at the memory of sweet sweet red bull.

[FallacyofUrist]

((Two things. One, backstory? Two, these contrasting personalities are hilarious.))

[Xantalos]

((It's a definite possibility, but Alan's actual backstory is about as certain as the Joker's - in fact he was one of the characters I based Alan off of. Until such time as I'm forced to decide what Alan's actual background is, it'll remain trapped in quantum uncertainty and he will merely be the force of Alan in the universe.))

[NAV]

About armour, it is covered in the Red Bull logo and colours and ingredient list and stuff because it was made from the giant can, right? Unless of course it was a generic giant energy drink can, or it was turned inside out or the colours scrubbed off during crafting. Not that that helps at all, just an interesting pattern to have on armour.
By the way does the armour have a helmet?


Very very quietly: "...don't make a sound if you want to live"
Oh shit why the hell didn't I hide properly how do I get out of this?
Calm down you've been through way worse.

Tsar the commwire properly and hopefully quietly. It's my best trump card.

[Lenglon]

"Extremes for extremes Alan. Chemicals won't make this situation any better."

[Xantalos]

"I'd argue that chemicals make everything better, and not just because being overstimulated is a fun experience - from a certain point of view everything is made up of chemicals anyway. So more happiness chemicals is a good thing, right? I bet if we all ate a donut right now we'd all feel way better. Ooh, they haven't been introduced to donuts! I'll fix that."

Alan gains his Good Idea^TM face.

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[Lenglon]

"No Alan don't-"

[FallacyofUrist]

(( ))

[Xantalos]

((And so great things are born.))

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

((I like how Lenglon anticipated that Lyra wouldn't be able to stop Alan.))

[Xantalos]

((S/he's a good sport that way. Anyone would be for putting up with my constant fuckery, much less going along with it.))

[Lenglon]

((I like how Lenglon anticipated that Irine wouldn't be able to stop Alan.))

((fixed))

((S/he's a good sport that way. Anyone would be for putting up with my constant fuckery, much less going along with it.))

((She))