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Alan

It was inevitable
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Winners don't do drugs
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I'll be back
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Drink the Kool Aid
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Groovy
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Insane in the membrane
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Re: Special People: Let's get ready to rumble!
« Reply #3600 on: March 01, 2015, 04:06:47 am »

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Zechariah sighs, annoyed by River's insistence on him using his powers. It's been proven already that Zechariah's powers are so unreliable when under favorable conditions; how does River expect him to be able to use his powers in an expected fashion here, when Zechariah was low on energy and didn't have his staff?

"Well, they're sort-of connected to thoughts and feelings. My powers rely on using my willpower and soul to channel and convert physical light and spiritual energy to physical constructs. My staff helps to amplify this power, but I do have a small amount of energy pooled up that I could use if I don't have my staff. I can't guarantee that my powers will last long though, especially since I'm not fully rested. Do you have something planned?"
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Re: Special People: Let's get ready to rumble!
« Reply #3601 on: March 01, 2015, 03:02:02 pm »


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Campaign, Ike!

Look down at my feet hungrily and slavishly. Avoid eye contact with astute foreigner. Hope mistress rewards me with food eventually. In lieu of reward, consider possibility of eating waterskin after drinking its contents.
Well, you could eat it, but it would not be very filling. Not to mention that it might not be very healthy and cost you a waterskin. You could always try and find out for sure. A small bite can't hurt, right?

You try your best to look like a slave. It's not very hard, considering how you look. A man with a hungry look in his eyes, wearing simple clothes that have been torn in places and a simple wire around your neck, dirty but not as dirty as the man Irene is speaking to, slightly scarred, standing behind a much younger girl that is almost perfectly clean and wears very expensive and almost pristine clothes, letting her do the talking while avoiding direct eye contact, trying to blend with your surroundings and not attract attention to yourself. All you need now is an oversized luggage bag for you to drag or an umbrella to hold above her or some other stereotypical rich girl thing.

The guard pays no attention to you, since he is busy chatting. Perhaps he's being a bit too chatty, considering the circumstances. A big contrast with the second guard.

"I'm Irine."
I watch him carefully as I say this, to see if he reacts to that name.
if no reaction:
"We're traveling and have run very low on supplies. I was hoping to be able to find a meager meal and some shelter."

if reaction:
"Um, your face... Is my name signifigant somehow?"
if he heard of me but doesn't think I match what he heard, or he denies his reaction:
"Oh. Well, we're traveling and have run very low on supplies. I was hoping to be able to find a meager meal and some shelter."
if he asks me directly:
"That... is me. I have multiple forms. I came here mostly out of curiosity, I'd like to learn more about the people I met before. However, my companion here hasn't had the opportunity to have a good normal human meal in quite some time, and I'm also hoping to get him some food if I may."
if I am barred entry:
"I... Ok. I wish you were more welcoming but I understand your caution. may my companion at least get a normal meal before we go? He hasn't had proper food in a while."
and so on.

general conversational pattern:
will not lie, directly or indirectly.
will not give away details about party members, nor our mission. if asked I will say that it's a personal matter and/or that it's not my right to say and/or that I can't answer that without betraying my friends. aka: directly refuse to answer.
will not volunteer my non-human nature unless asked, but will admit to it if asked.
will not give away the full extent of my abilities, again, directly refusing to answer, this time because answering questions like that would only help someone attack me.
will say that I am unique, the only one of my kind, if asked.
will describe my home (original) if asked, and in detail.
will remain polite no matter my reception.
will not attack unless attacked.
will leave if asked to leave, and will not take anything unless offered.

note that all the above rules of behavior only apply to me, I won't try to restrain Ike if he wants to do something else, but I won't deviate from the above even if he does.
"I'm Irine."
"Irine?" he asks and squints his eyes as if trying to look at you more closely, a facial expression not fitting such a young face.
"Um, your face... Is my name significant somehow?"
"Hm? Oh, no. Just a bit unusual. I think I've heard it before somewhere..." he says slowly, squinting his eyes again and looking slightly to your right.
"Probably someone gossiping about you or your family, I do not pay too much attention to those kinds of things." he adds, shaking his head slightly.
"Oh. Well, we're travelling and have run very low on supplies. I was hoping to be able to find a meagre meal and some shelter."
"Hm."
He looks thoughtful for a couple of seconds.
"Not sure if I can help with that. You know how it is with food here. And that was before the disaster. The gruel I get for guard duty is more water than food at this point." he half jokes.
"Not many people would be willing to give up their food for a slave." he adds more sombrely.
He points at somewhere behind him.
"Try going to to the biggest tent you can find, closer to the centre of the camp."
He looks more relaxed now, making small hand gestures as he speaks, although he remains tense and speaks quickly.
"Ask for master Kassiver, our healer and sort of unofficial leader. Well, not exactly a healer, but it's the closest thing we've got for the time being. Tell him his 'favourite student' sent you, he'll know." he adds with a small smile.
"He might have some food for you and somewhere you can rest for the night. But as you've probably seen, we are not-"
"What's going on here? Who are they?" the newly arrived guard asks as he continues approaching.
He looks nothing like the first guard. He's much older, wears darker clothes and no armour and carries a smaller straight short sword, something that looks more like a long knife.
"Travellers. They want to spend the night here. I'm-" the other one responds and turns his head slightly so that he can look at the new arrival. The older guard's eyes however stay focused on you, even when talking to the first one while one of his hands remains on the holt of his sword.
"Alone? No supplies?"
"They say they have run out."
"Why? No luggage? No means of transportation? Why are they here?"
"I dunno, I was just about to ask that, actually. Maybe they lost it. Maybe they left. Maybe they're somewhere else nearby."
The older man looks very displeased with the younger one.
"Sounds stretched to me."
"Come on, that man is hungry. That's clear enough. And she's a young girl. If they had showed up during the day you wouldn't be giving them such a hard time."
"Because it wouldn't be my shift." the older one interjects.
"And we can't let them out there to fend for themselves, who knows what's lurking around out there."
"Exactly my point."
"If you're so worried, then escort them to Kassiver yourself. He can check them, make sure they are not dangerous."
"Why, yes. Why don't I take the two strange people we know nothing of right to the centre of the camp. That way they can assassinate the one guy trying to keep things together and get us out of here. It's not like we don't have enough problems already."
The younger guard looks down and sighs before looking at Irine.
"Sorry, but I'll have to agree with him. You look fine to me, but we've seen many strange things happen lately. Just trying to make sure you won't drink anyone's blood while they sleep or something. Uh, no offence. So unless you can tell us a bit more about who you are and why you're here..."
He doesn't finish his sentence, lifting his shoulders instead.
"Isn't there anybody you know from the city? Or whoever you were visiting? Someone who can vouch for you? I know the chances are slim but if they have survived, they are probably in this camp."


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Zechariah sighs, annoyed by River's insistence on him using his powers. It's been proven already that Zechariah's powers are so unreliable when under favorable conditions; how does River expect him to be able to use his powers in an expected fashion here, when Zechariah was low on energy and didn't have his staff?

"Well, they're sort-of connected to thoughts and feelings. My powers rely on using my willpower and soul to channel and convert physical light and spiritual energy to physical constructs. My staff helps to amplify this power, but I do have a small amount of energy pooled up that I could use if I don't have my staff. I can't guarantee that my powers will last long though, especially since I'm not fully rested. Do you have something planned?"
"Hm... I know what to do. I have to change your thoughts."
He turns his back on you and starts walking towards the centre of the crater again.
"I will try to explain. Magic here works with connections. It flows to and from things. It affects the world and is affected by it. The magic of this place flows through you. Very powerful magic. You are not of the same element, but it is still compatible with yours. It will help, granting you more power."
As if to punctuate his statement, the air above the crater shimmers, distorting your view of the sky while at the same time the ground rumbles and shakes. A second later, a pillar of light appears from somewhere over the crater, high enough you cannot tell if and where it ends. A couple of seconds pass and the pillar disappears. Many of those floating glowing things approach the place the pillar once stood, floating around it, blending nicely with the afterimage in your eyes.
"Combined with what sunlight remains and the light coming from the environment, it will be enough. It has to be enough."
He stops and sits down.
"Sit here." he says, indicating the ground in front of him.
You are close enough now that the heat and scent coming from the lava are getting a bit uncomfortable.

"You will also need control. Endurance."
He leans closer to you.
"Most of the times I want to use magic I focus on what I am feeling. What I want. My hate. My anger. My desire to kill or my desire to protect. That is good for combat. For things that need to be quick and powerful. But this body is not as constrained by the Silence. I can use magic much better."

"And I need to use it differently. More focused. More controlled. So that I can do the things I want. Like reviving the others. So I asked her for advice. Asked her for how I can make complicated things. Like the ones she  does. She told me that binding your willpower with feelings does not work well. Not for magic that takes a long time. Not for complicated magic. It is because of the..."

He looks around, as if trying to spot the word he's looking for.
"Because of the change of your willpower. Your thoughts, your feelings, what you want. That is powerful. But it will change. Become something else. Even for a moment. And what you were attempting will loose its... foundation. You need to be calm and you need to prepare your mind. You need to focus on something stable. A good memory or a poem or something else. Whatever you want, as long as it is something you can repeat. Something you can keep repeating. Something you can keep the same. Stable."

"You need to do that. Focus on something that will help, a memory or a story or music. And you need to relax, so that your mind is ready. Do whatever you need. Sit comfortably. Close your eyes. Go for a walk. Imagine something you like. Talk if it would help. Ask me something. Or tell me something about yourself. Something relaxing. Maybe talk to me about the one you have bonded with. That sometimes helps me relax."

"And when you are ready, we will begin."



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Was busy. Will do tournament post later.

By the way, with the way things are, there is not much point in rushing either team. Just do whatever you feel like.
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Re: Special People: Let's get ready to rumble!
« Reply #3602 on: March 01, 2015, 03:10:27 pm »

Campaign, Ike!

Concern for my health? How quaint. Take a bite of the waterskin. Should be made of leather, right? Keep avoiding eye contact, and look slightly mentally challenged as I try to eat leather. Shouldn't be difficult, right?

Besides, once they get Alan back in action I'll practically be swimming in delicious nachos or something. Think of delicious nachos, Ike. Think of them like you've never thought before.
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« Reply #3603 on: March 01, 2015, 10:42:42 pm »

"I suppose that's fair, but there isn't really much I can say that will-h-hey!
I round on Ike upon noticing him trying to eat the waterskin.
"Why are you doing that?!?"

((I suspect that Ike will have a response to insert here, but since I can't be sure my net will hold up I'll post the rest of this right away))

EDIT: shifting this section down to the appropriate post.
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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« Reply #3604 on: March 02, 2015, 12:34:21 am »

"I suppose that's fair, but there isn't really much I can say that will-h-hey!
I round on Ike upon noticing him trying to eat the waterskin.
"Why are you doing that?!?"

"Hungry, massah... so hungry..." Ike responds quietly, not stopping his effort in the least.
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« Reply #3605 on: March 02, 2015, 12:39:00 am »

"But that's a waterskin! There's almost nothing left in the hide worth eating, and you're going to make a hole in it! Look, even if we can't get anything here, I'll try to find you something, ok? I promise."
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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« Reply #3606 on: March 02, 2015, 12:42:00 am »

"But that's a waterskin! There's almost nothing left in the hide worth eating, and you're going to make a hole in it! Look, even if we can't get anything here, I'll try to find you something, ok? I promise."

Ike puts away the waterskin, clearly dejected.

"Okay, massah. You always know best, massah."

Okay then, don't eat the waterskin. Think of delicious nachos anyway. Start to mildly tear up at massah's rebuke, try to futilely hide my fragile emotional state. Use thought of nacho unattainability to inspire me.
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« Reply #3607 on: March 02, 2015, 08:03:17 am »

"Ike..."
I sigh before returning to finish my conversation with the guards.


after speaking with Ike:
"Anyway, um, I don't really have a good way to verify my intentions. I'm traveling on a private matter. Our luggage was destroyed, which is why we are low on supplies. Um..."
I pause and think on my next words for a bit, giving him a chance to interrupt me or make a suggestion that I could honestly follow. but if he doesn't then:
I turn around and back away a short distance from them before sitting down and holding my hands together in my lap, watching them very carefully as I say my next words.
"I did meet a trio of young men earlier today at a water source in the basement of a ruined building. I don't think they'd recognize me though, I looked different at the time. I did tell them my name, so they should be able to verify that much at least. Just... promise me that when they tell you the rest of the story you won't attack me just for what I am, ok? I understand being paranoid of non-humans, but we really aren't all hostile, and I haven't attacked anyone without them attacking me first."

obvious questions to answer in the likely high-speed follow-up:
"I'm sorry, but they didn't say their names so I can't help you. I could recognize them if I saw them though."
"I mean no harm to anyone here."
"Nobody here has attacked me thus far."
"I've been careful with my words, and have not spoken a single lie."
"When I said here, I meant this entire village or encampment. I'm not sure which it is really, but either way, unless someone attacks me, I'm safe."
"He's human, I'm not. and he needs food far more than I do."
"What I meant was that I can change shapes."
"Haven't you noticed that I'm just sitting here? If I was going to attack you, I would have."
"I don't impersonate people. I am me."
"I have other abilities, I'm going to keep them to myself though. I don't want to make it easy to hunt me."
"I am unique, the only one of my kind, and what I am doesn't have a proper name as a result."
"As I said, my name is Irine."
in whichever order is appropriate / skipping ones that don't apply.
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« Reply #3608 on: March 02, 2015, 02:19:33 pm »

I will gladly join the waitlist!

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« Reply #3609 on: March 02, 2015, 06:51:59 pm »

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Zechariah sighs, knowing that this would be a tough thing to go through. Meditate? Sure, he could do that, but he didn't think that would be enough for this kind of energy usage. No, he needed to be at peace with himself. He couldn't even remember the last time he was truly peaceful. Before the Battle, he was spun around in circles, whirled around by different people every day. Look over here, they said. Look over there, he says. Look at me, she says. So many unique persons that he had to console and spend time with and fight against and beg to be on his side. So many dangerous situations where the wrong word or action could destroy the universe. He wasn't old enough to deal with all of that.

Yet he was bestowed the title of "Medium," and left alone to figure out what the hell was going on and to fight a mysterious, unbeatable force known as the Shadow. Suffice to say, it was a stressful time.
He slowly walked around, looking at the ground and pondering what he should bring up. After a small while, he sat down on top of the rocks and began to speak, running his hands over the rough terrain below him.

"I I didn't - I couldn't have a person to bond with. It wasn't in my nature. It was... against what I was meant to do. I was going to be the bridge between all of the Guardians and Mediums, the focal point, the Weaver of the Connections. I kept people together, but at a price: I couldn't actually become close to anyone. The only person I could be close to was Artemis, and he was the exact reason why everyone had issues with me. And, well... I don't really have many good memories about Artemis. He was a mixed bag. I'd prefer to rather not talk about what he's done.

"So, yes, I don't really have a bondmate. Everyone else who I could consider to be 'close' has some bad memories associated with them, too. I guess.. hm."
Zechariah pauses, unsure of what to say. What did he really have to signify his inner peace? There was no rest for him, no ability to.. wait.
There was one place where he was free to be who he wanted. He could design anything without restrictions. He could make up new laws of physics and destroy the old ones. He could be a god and a beggar at the same time. It was the dream sphere that he himself was connected to, the same sphere that connected all of the different multiverses that he knew together.

"I... there was one place. It was a place of silence and peace. A place that I could be in the void or I could watch colors fly all around me. I could embrace a swarm of colorful fireflies, or I could design entire cities made out of completely new materials and elements. I could do anything. It was like a dream, but I could always control it. It was the Medium. It was something magical that connected me to every living being, but also shut me off from everything that ever existed. I could be at peace. I could fly when I wanted and change directions at will. I could make things appear and be destroyed simply by thinking about it.

"Besides Artemis and a couple of other people, it was completely empty. It was just me and my thoughts and creations. It was a perfect universe. I knew that it didn't translate to anything that was real. But it provided me a place of concentration, relaxation, and enjoyment. It just... clicked with me. It was separated from everything, but also connected to everything that ever lived.

It was just like me."
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« Reply #3610 on: March 03, 2015, 04:24:19 pm »

((Just to note, I love all this lore being forwarded. It is awesome with the amalgam of imagery here. :) ))
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« Reply #3611 on: March 03, 2015, 06:54:30 pm »

Sorry, my mind is not in the best condition. Doing turn anyway because I don't like delays. Will try to keep descriptions light.

Toaster VS Wolfkit

"That blasted scientist and his non-specific transgressions..."

Spoiler: Blast! Curses! (click to show/hide)
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((I find it funny how so far the matches have largely been us flailing around))
((Well, you are an artillery and John is a summoner, so neither of you is really good at direct fighting. I designed the map to include lots of cover and tactical opportunities to make it easier for you. Frankly, I'm surprised neither of you have hurt yourselves yet.
Bryan and Saevus really need to learn how to aim. Or at least stop rolling the way they're rolling.
Ron was looking good until he got scared and thought he couldn't fit in the capillaries.))
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Quite some time later, John turns the corner of the nortwester intersection, only to see Welroki running towards him. He quickly dives back into cover to avoid Welroki's shots. Not that it was really necessary, since Welroki somehow managed to miss the weapon. I mean literally miss the weapon. He fumbled and couldn't find the trigger.

The northwestern corridor is similar to the rest. White, shiny plastic-like walls with the occasional window showing the rock and maintenance areas behind it. The coloured lines inform you that the north hallway leads to "Food and Biological Material Storage" and the west to "Life Support and Climate Control". It is relatively narrow (compared to the large areas from before) and mostly empty.




Alarith VS Hawk132

Bryan tournament
Tournament

"...?"


Bryan raises the heavy sword and brings it down towards Saevus' head in a slash, but Saevus manages to sidestep it and the sword hits only air. As Bryan recovers from the blow, he once again raises his golden hand, this time a different pattern of runes lighting up on it. Bryan manages to take a step back just as the air in front of him distorts as if it suddenly got a lot hotter.

((Should I keep rolling with the same action until one of you manages to hit the other? Because right now you both keep rolling the same and missing for some reason.))


Salsacookies VS Coolrune206

Hold on tight.
You are sucked through the valve and enter the heart, glad you weren't crushed by the valve closing. You don't know how tightly those things can squeeze, but you wouldn't want to find out. Than again, you seem to be doing extremely well considering the pressure this place should have, so maybe you are surrounded by some sort of field that protects you from environmental pressure.

Try to communicate to my Entity, or any entity for that matter, All the while searching for my quarry. Carefully test if I can swim powerfully enough to escape the flow of this fluid.

<I have some questions. WHERE THE BLASTED HELL AM I? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? AND WHERE IS MY FOE? HOW WILL THIS END IF I CAN'T KILL HIM?>
<Come on friend, don't complain and cry.>
<Dying is easy, you just have to try.>
<Don't stop believing, keep your head in the fight.>
<And if you can't die, we can just set it right.>

No, you very definitely can't swim against the stream. If we consider the relative distances involved, that liquid is moving extremely fast. If it wasn't for the field protecting you from the environment and good rolling on your(plural, since you both did it) part, you'd be torn in half right now. So you could maybe claw your way backwards through the blood vessel if you tried hard enough, but it wouldn't be very quick. If you are interested in going to a specific body part for some reason, however, there are other ways to do that.

You think you catch a glimpse of something going through the valve in front of you. You keep getting pushed forward. The wall holding you is starting to break up. You don't think you can hold on much longer, not without modifying your body further.



I will gladly join the waitlist!

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Good. Always good to have new players.
There's no waitlist, you can just hop in when I have approved your character. In fact, I could put you in the second chance Tournament round so that you can claim the title if you want.

However, there is a small problem. I don't have the time to evaluate your abilities right now and assign a number on them, but they are very powerful, so they would probably rank very low in the negatives. So you'd have to take some very high penalties to compensate, something like being a frail old man confined to a wheelchair. Are you OK with that? Do you perhaps have any sort of penalty you would prefer to have?

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« Reply #3612 on: March 03, 2015, 08:22:42 pm »

"Oh, it's you again. How disappointing, I was hoping to find you in a less than alive state."


((The lack of competence being displayed in these matches is quite astonishing.))
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« Reply #3613 on: March 03, 2015, 08:25:53 pm »

((Alan is haunting you all evidently.))
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« Reply #3614 on: March 03, 2015, 09:33:36 pm »

"I shall disappoint you, then!  And probably take some sort of pleasure in it!"

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