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Author Topic: ELECTIC NAZI SIEGE - ANNIHILATION INTENSIFIES; THE LIGHT AWAKENS  (Read 26004 times)

poketwo

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Re: ELECTIC NAZI SIEGE - NIGHTCYCLE 1.B - FEDORAS TIPPED, A PHYSICAL DEITY
« Reply #165 on: November 25, 2013, 05:03:05 pm »

"Sir, the enemy is on all sides! What shall we do?"
Fire the laser canon!
"Ok sir."

SUMMON LASER CANON LAZASKI TO CRUSH ALL OPPOSITION WITH ITS LAZORS, ALSO SUMMON ARMY OF LAWERS TO COMBAT SERVRTIA, BY FLYING MURDER CHARGES. ALSO SOMMON LEGIONS OF NETHERBEASTS. FINALY, SEND FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCOLASP TO YOU AT FINAL BOSS.
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Re: ELECTIC NAZI SIEGE - NIGHTCYCLE 1.B - FEDORAS TIPPED, A PHYSICAL DEITY
« Reply #166 on: November 25, 2013, 07:01:23 pm »

Get back on elephant. Charge again.
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Re: ELECTIC NAZI SIEGE - NIGHTCYCLE 1.B - FEDORAS TIPPED, A PHYSICAL DEITY
« Reply #167 on: November 25, 2013, 11:46:02 pm »

BASK IN ONLINE CELEBRITY STATUS. SEND A TWEET TO ALL MY FANS TO COMMENCE BASHING NAZIS IN THE FACE. TAKE SELFIES AND PHOTOS OF PALADINS IN WARZONE WITH #WAREFFORT #PUNCHNAZIS501. POST IT EVERYWHERE TO RAISE AWARENESS OF THE WAR (BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY THE AWARENESS OF MY IMPORTANCE).
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Re: ELECTIC NAZI SIEGE - NIGHTCYCLE 1.B - FEDORAS TIPPED, A PHYSICAL DEITY
« Reply #168 on: November 28, 2013, 11:40:35 pm »

*Arrive in a certain giant mech in order to fight the REDS. Smash ALL THE REDS!!!!!!! They had killed the Goddess.... (even though she is back)*
 
TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN

*Start forming the Dai Gurren Brigade*

(Note one of the reds has a link...)
« Last Edit: November 29, 2013, 02:43:59 am by SquatchHammer »
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Errol

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Re: ELECTIC NAZI SIEGE - NIGHTCYCLE 1.B - FEDORAS TIPPED, A PHYSICAL DEITY
« Reply #169 on: November 30, 2013, 05:42:31 am »

FUCKING HELL I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S EVEN GOING ON. CONSTRUCT HUGE ABOVE GROUND BUNKER COMPLEXES TO HOLE UP IN UNTIL SHITSTORM HOPEFULLY PASSES. THEN FIRE OFF BUNKER ARTILLERY TO REMIND PEOPLE THAT WE STILL EXIST I GUESS.
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Re: ELECTIC NAZI SIEGE - NIGHTCYCLE 1.B - FEDORAS TIPPED, A PHYSICAL DEITY
« Reply #170 on: November 30, 2013, 07:43:04 am »

Can I still partake in this clusterfuck?
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: ELECTIC NAZI SIEGE - NIGHTCYCLE 1.B - FEDORAS TIPPED, A PHYSICAL DEITY
« Reply #171 on: November 30, 2013, 08:29:34 am »

Can I still partake in this clusterfuck?

this is the third time anyone asks

tempted to slap "YEP, STILL OPEN" into the title permanently
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Re: ELECTIC NAZI SIEGE - NIGHTCYCLE 1.B - FEDORAS TIPPED, A PHYSICAL DEITY
« Reply #172 on: November 30, 2013, 08:32:05 am »

Spawn in as a cheesecake. Eat Nazi.
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Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

SquatchHammer

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Re: ELECTIC NAZI SIEGE - NIGHTCYCLE 1.B - FEDORAS TIPPED, A PHYSICAL DEITY
« Reply #173 on: December 01, 2013, 12:45:17 am »

Just do it. It would make it easier for people that want to join in the madness and not have to ask.
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SquatchHammer

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Re: ELECTIC NAZI SIEGE - NIGHTCYCLE 1.B - FEDORAS TIPPED, A PHYSICAL DEITY
« Reply #174 on: December 15, 2013, 02:19:14 am »

Update?
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