SIXTH HOUR OF SIEGE
Rip my way out of this larger bitch. Bitchception.
[3] YOU MAKE YOUR WAY OUT OF THE BITCH THROUGH THE LOGICAL END OF ITS DIGESTIVE SYSTEM. IT DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE NOTICED YOU.
I HAD ENOUGH OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING NAZIS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING TOWN
RESPAWN AS A LOCAL DISGRUNTLED DRUNK. RALLY OTHER LOCAL DISGRUNTLED DRUNKS AGAINST THE FASCIST HORDE.
[1] THE ONLY THING IN THE LOCAL TAVERNS ARE ELECTRIC NAZIS WHO RAN AWAY FROM THE
RED RECRUITMENT CAMPS. INSTEAD OF KILLING YOU, THEY FIND THE NETHERBEASTS AND THROW YOU AT THEM. THIS KILLS YOU. RESPAWN?
Riot gun is not doing enough destruction.
HOP OFF. SET UP A MORTAR SOMEWHERE SAFE. FIRE AT ELECTRIC NAZI.
[4] YOU MAKE YOUR WAY TOWARDS THE SOUTHERN DISTRICT AND FIRE A MORTAR TOWARDS THE ELECTRIC NAZI ENCAMPMENTS.
Begin casting buff spells on myself. Haste, Bull's Strength, Iron Body, Cat's Grace, Fire Shield, the works.
Attack Cyborg Nikolai Tesla. Use my secondary breath weapon--a cone of weakening gas.
[6] [1] [18] [83] [14] HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF COMBAT BUFFS. HAVING CONNECTED TO THE WRONG PLANE (IT'S DAMN HARD TO GET THESE RIGHT AT THIS POINT) YOU CAST FEROCIOUS INSPIRATION, STAMPEDE AND ELEMENTAL OATH ON YOURSELF. YOU ALSO TURN INTO A BOAR. FUCKING WIZARDRY.
INITIALIZING EXTENDED COMBAT MODE
CYBORG TESLA: ??/??, +1 GLOBAL ROLLS
GREATWYRMGOLD: 10/10, 3% CRIT CHANCE ON HIT, +30% DAMAGE TAKEN, +5% DAMAGE DEALT, BOAR TRANSFORMATION
[4v6+1] QUICKLY GETTING USED TO YOUR NEW FORM, YOU LET LOOSE A ROAR AND CHARGE AT CYBORG TESLA. HE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND [4+1v6] FUMBLES AS YOU QUICKLY CHANGE DIRECTION AND [1v5+1] RUN INTO A WALL DUE TO STILL HAVING NO IDEA HOW THESE TINY BOAR LEGS OPERATE.
[4+1v6] REMAINING CALM, YOU DODGE THE VARIOUS RIDICULOUSLY SHARP CARROTS TESLA THROWS AT YOU JUST AS
BENNY HILL COMES TO PLAY IN THE DISTANCE. [3v6+1] WITH A CORNER OF YOUR EYE YOU NOTICE THAT CYBORG TESLA HAS BEEN DISTRACTED BY THE SWIRLING CLOUDS TURNING RED. SEEING YOUR CHANCE, YOU CHARGE AT HIS LEGS, BUT HE JUMPS UP A NEARBY BARREL AND [5+1v3] JUMPS RIGHT OFF IT, PINNING YOU TO THE GROUND! YOU TAKE [4+30%(4)] DAMAGE, 4.8 HP LEFT.
GRUNTING LOUDLY, YOU DECIDE THAT THIS IS THE BEST TIME TO USE YOUR BREATH ATTACK. [6v1+1] [98!] IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
CYBORG TESLA RECEIVES A -1 MALUS UNTIL THE END OF THE COMBAT SESSION. [4v3] WHILE CYBORG TESLA IS CHOKING WITH THE NOXIOUS GASES RELEASED, YOU THROW HIM OFF AND GET YOURSELF TOGETHER, SIDE STILL HURTING FROM THE BARREL SLAM. [6v5] THAT DOESN'T LAST LONG HOWEVER, AS CYBORG TESLA STARTS FIRING LIGHTNING BOLTS IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION! [3, 1, 3] THE FIRST AND LAST ONLY GRAZE YOU, BUT [6] THE LAST ONE REFLECTS FROM A NEARBY REFLECTION ARRAY AND HITS ONE OF THE NEARBY HOUSES ROOFS! THE HOUSE IGNITES! [3v2] [27] YOU HIT CYBORG TESLA ON THE SHINS, DEALING [2+5%(2)] 2.1 DAMAGE. THIS PROMPTS HIM TO [4] SIMPLY GRAB A PITCHFORK AND START CHASING YOU AROUND. [6v6] YOU MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE WALLS OF THE SOUTHERN DISTRICT, AND THE THUNDER OF ARTILLERY GUNS DISSUADES HIM FROM FURTHER PURSUIT.
EXTENDED COMBAT CONCLUDED!
RISE AGAIN WITH THE NIGHT
AS THE NIGHT
[4] THE NIGHT RISES, AND SO DO YOU. THE WATCHFUL PROTECTOR. THE DARK PALADIN. WE DON'T HAVE KNIGHTS HERE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Appoint myself People's Commissar for the Leninist Doctrine, reponsible for maintaining revolutionary operations in the eastern quarter. Appoint poketwo People's Commissar for the Trotskist doctrine, responsible for spreading revolution beyond the eastern quarter. Continue negotiations with Native Americans and construction of the BATTLEPLANE.
As Leninist Commissar, recruit CHEKA TERMINATORS from among the population and Netherbeast volunteers. Use those to man the fortifications and eliminate counter-revolutionary presence in the eastern quarter.
[4] THE PEOPLE'S COMMISSAR IS YOU! THEY'RE EXPECTING YOU TO START BRANDING THINGS HERESY SOON, THOUGH. POKETWO IS ASSIGNED AS THE OTHER PEOPLE'S COMMISSAR, BUT YOU THROW HIM AT THE OTHER DISTRICTS TO BRAND THEM HERESY TOO. [1] IN FACT, DURING NEGOTIATIONS YOU BRAND THE NATIVE AMERICANS AS HERESY BECAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT? YOUR NETHERBEASTS MAKE SHORT WORK OF THEM. THEY DON'T REALLY DISTINGUISH BETWEEN TYPES OF HUMAN, SO THEY KILL YOU OFF TOO. RESPAWN?
Forcefully TAKE the stronghold FOR my OWN, FOR THE BOMBERS!
Also DECLARE SELF LEADER OF THE BOMBERS
THE BURNING HELLHOLE OF A FORMER STRONGHOLD IS YOURS NOW. NOBODY EVEN CONTESTS IT.
[5] YOU'RE ALSO THE LEADER OF THE BOMBERS.
Search for Charon, or Thanatos, or whoever got the say in this and tell them that the Nazi's summon long dead people, stealing them for their needs!
[4] CHARON HAS APPARENTLY BEEN ASLEEP FOR A LONG WHILE NOW. HE ALSO NOTICES THAT PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LEAVING THE AFTERLIFE WITHOUT EVEN ASKING NICELY. HE DUSTS OFF THE SOUL COLLECTOR UNIFORM AND STARTS MAKING HIS WAY UPWARDS.
Keep on protecting the trees! The trees are sacrosanct!
[6] AS SOON AS THE SUN HIDES BEHIND THE HORIZON, THE LIGHTTREES BURST OF THE GROUND AND START MERGING INTO A SINGLE ENTITY. THEY ALSO PROJECT A LIGHT BLUE FORCEFIELD AROUND THEIR NEW FORM. YOU FEEL PROUD OF YOURSELF ALREADY.
Upon death realize that Savrtia has been struck down, using my unfettered wrath, manifest as Nullius, divine avenger, with BOLO Mk. XXXV. Releasing control arts restriction to level 3, 2, 1 hold all restrictions until all targets are silenced!
[1] CHARON PUNCHES YOU OUT OF YOUR BOLO AND THROWS YOU BACK INTO THE UNDERWORLD. DAMN HE'S PISSED.
Commence anti-Nazi drive-by shootings.
[4] YOUR CAR PROVES STRANGELY EFFECTIVE IN THE RUBBLE-LADEN STREETS OF THE WESTERN TOWN.
Try to respawn again under red as a ninja.
[3] YOU'RE A SOMEWHAT VISIBLE COMMUNIST NINJA. GOOD ENOUGH.
RESPAWN. start producing massive amounts of high-quality propaganda, and send it to the northern district, to make it join us. continue recruiting more people and neatherbeasts into the revolutionary army. Then send those to take over the southern district. Kill those that had smite me.
[2] TURNS OUT "HEY, DO YOU WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING DISTURBING?" DOESN'T TRANSLATE WELL TO POSTERS. [1] FACED WITH THE PROSPECT OF WORKING WITH NETHERBEASTS, EVEN MORE PEOPLE LEAVE YOUR ARMY. THE NETHERBEASTS ARE PRETTY COOL WITH IT THOUGH, EATING THEM UP AS THEY GO. [2] THE SOUNTHERN DISTRICT FIRES ITS GUN BATTERIES A FEW TIMES AND HALF YOUR ARMORED FORCES ARE GONE IN ONE FELL SWOOP. [3] YOU KILL A RANDOM PRIEST.
RESPAWN AND WAGE PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE WITH ALL THE BOMBS.
[5] UNLEASHING A FULL REGIMEN OF TIPS AND TRICKS LEARNED AT DRILL SERGEANT BOOT CAMP, YOU BREAK THE BOMBS DOWN TO THEIR BASE COMPONENTS, PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER AND MAKE THEM, THEIR FAMILIES AND DOGS EXPLODE WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT. THE FLOOR IS LITTERED WITH BOMB TEARS AND SWEAT.
ABSORB AMBIENT MAGIC, DIVINE AND OCCULT POWERS. ELIMINAZI ALL THE COMMIES. WITH TANKS. ALSO BATTLESHIPS.
[5+1] TAKING FULL ADVANTAGE OF THE BURST OF POWER CAUSED BY SAVTRIA'S DEMISE, YOU DRINK MEGATHAUM AFTER MEGATHAUM OF THE AETHERIAL AND BECOME A GOD UNTO YOURSELF. BATTLESHIPS BEGIN RAINING FROM THE SKY, SPELLING DOOM TO ANYONE WHO DOESN'T GET OUT OF THE WAY. THE WATER IN THE PONDS AND LAKES TURNS INTO ELITE TANKS. THE EASTERN DISTRICT IS HEAVILY DAMAGED, BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE NETHERBEASTS CARE EVEN ONE BIT. AT LEAST, PALADINS ARE PUSHED OUT OF IT ENTIRELY, SEPARATING THE TOWN IN HALF.
Be the Spacoviet Empire from the far East
[1] AN ELECTRIC NAZI STABS YOU IN THE SNOUT TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE. THIS KILLS YOU. RESPAWN?
TCM: SURPRISINGLY EFFECTIVE
Harry Baldman: BASKING IN THE GLOW OF GLORIOUS LIGHTTREES
NullForceOmega: ENJOYING THE BENEFITS OF AN AWOKEN RESPAWNFUCKER
Remuthra: [sipping intensifies]
Grahamagara: WAKING UP THE RESPAWNFUCKER
Objective: CREATING THE BOMBS THE PALADINS NEED- THEY CERTAINLY NEED THEM FOR SOMETHING.
Krath: THE DARK PALADINKNIGHTSOMETHING
GreatWyrmGold: SHOWDOWN!!
BeruangSarkis: YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF NETHERBEAST
DarkArtemisFowl: FIRING MORTARS NAZIWARDS
Gamerlord: STEALTHING AWAY FROM THE BITCHCEPTION
POTATO SOUP GOLEM
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FACTION LEADER: wer6: CLAIMING WASTELANDS
Dorsidwarf: DEAD ON ARRIVAL
poketwo: LEADING THE NETHERBEASTS INTO COMBAT
FACTION LEADER: Avis-Mergulus: HERESY APPOINTER EXTRAORDINARE
aattss: THE MODERATELY VISIBLE NINJA
41 NETHERBEASTS IN ARMORED VEHICLES
Errol: UNLEASHING THE FURY OF THE IMPERIAL WAR MACHINE
UNTEROFFIZIER WILHELM POELZ
CYBORG TESLA +1
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WESTERN QUARTER:
OUTER WALLS: 100% ELECTRIC NAZI, 0% PALADIN, 0% RED CONTROL
TERRAIN: FORTIFICATION (DESTROYED)
MAIN TOWN: 74% ELECTRIC NAZI, 16% PALADIN, 0% RED CONTROL
TERRAIN: RUBBLE
NORTHERN QUARTER:
OUTER WALLS: 0% ELECTRIC NAZI, 100% PALADIN, 0% RED CONTROL
TERRAIN: FORTIFICATION (BREACHED)
MAIN TOWN: 0% ELECTRIC NAZI, 100% PALADIN, 0% RED CONTROL
TERRAIN: URBAN (LIGHTLY DAMAGED) (ON FIRE)
SPECIAL: LIGHTTREE LOCATION
EASTERN QUARTER:
OUTER WALLS: 63% ELECTRIC NAZI, 0% PALADIN, 37% RED CONTROL
TERRAIN: FORTIFICATION (BREACHED)
MAIN TOWN: 59% ELECTRIC NAZI, 0% PALADIN, 41% RED CONTROL
TERRAIN: URBAN (HEAVILY DAMAGED)
SOUTHERN QUARTER:
OUTER WALLS: 3% ELECTRIC NAZI, 97% PALADIN, 0% RED CONTROL
TERRAIN: FORTIFICATION
MAIN TOWN: 0% ELECTRIC NAZI, 100% PALADIN, 0% RED CONTROL
TERRAIN: URBAN (FORTIFIED)
STRONGHOLD:
100% BOMBERS, 0% OTHER
TERRAIN: BURNING WASTELAND
I'M BAD AT COMBAT SCENES ALRIGHT. BEAR WITH ME HERE
no you won't get extended combat often.
also good job i honestly expected you to doom yourselves before the first day ends with the way it was going but you may still have a chance
[5] SENSE ROLL: IT IS DARK. THE FIRST DAY IS OVER. YOU FEEL RELIEF AS ALL SIDES BEGIN MARCHING BACK TO THEIR CAMPS TO PREPARE FOR TOMORROW'S BATTLES.
END OF DAY ONE.
THE GENERAL TOMOYUKI YAMASHITA HAS ARRIVED TO PERSONALLY DELIVER THE RATINGS OF THE FIRST DAY AT MIDNIGHT.
THE NIGHT WILL BE DIVIDED INTO TWO TURNS: FROM 6PM TO MIDNIGHT, AND FROM MIDNIGHT TO 6AM. AFTER 6AM, COMBAT IS EXPECTED TO COMMENCE ONCE MORE.
IT IS GENERALLY FROWNED UPON TO ATTEMPT WARFARE DURING THE NIGHT. THAT MAKES IT A GOOD TIME TO CONSIDER THINGS SUCH AS RECRUITMENT, REPAIRS OR OTHER THINGS YOU DON'T REALLY LOOK AFTER WHEN SURROUNDED BY WAR ELEPHANTS.
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