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[LordSlowpoke]

IN THE 501ST YEAR OF A NEW ERA, THE TOWN OF KOKUNASAVA BECAME THE FRONTIER IN A WAR WAGED BETWEEN THE INVADING ELECTRIC NAZI EMPIRE AND SAVTRIA'S LOCAL MONASTIC ORDER, THE TACTICAL LIMBO OF MIGHT AND MAGIC.

SINCE THEN, MULTIPLE POWERS HAVE FORMED AND DISBANDED, BUT THE ULTIMATE QUESTION REMAINS.

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO TAKE THE TOWN FOR YOURSELF?

Spoiler: OLD OP (click to show/hide)

HELLO AND WELCOME TO SIEGE OF ELECTRIC NAZI

YOU ARE THE PALADINS OF TACTICAL LIMBO OF MIGHT AND MAGIC, SERVANTS OF THE GODDESS SAVRTIA.

YOUR CUTE AND ADORABLE LITTLE TOWN FULL OF NICE THINGS IS UNDER SIEGE BY THE ELECTRIC NAZI. ARE YOU A GOOD ENOUGH SERVANT OF THE GODDESS TO PROTECT THE TOWN?

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Spoiler: GAME STATS (click to show/hide)

DAYS PASSED: 1 [3]
HIGHEST CONSECUTIVE DEATH CHAIN: I DUNNO FOUR MAYBE [7]
IRRELEVANT NPCS SPAWNED: 2 [5]
HIATUSES HAD: 3 [3]
FACTIONS FACTIONALIZED: 5 [10]
REINFORCEMENTS MURDERED OFFSCREEN: 1 [4]
LEGENDARY OBJECTS DISCARDED: 1 [2]
SURPASS THE SCORES IN BRACKETS FOR FABULOUS PRIZES !!

Spoiler: DIRECTORY (click to show/hide)

BECAUSE FUCK THAT NOISE I'M NOT SCROLLING THROUGH ALL OF THIS

DAY ONE
HOUR ONE: THE DIVINE COMBAT FORCE
HOUR TWO: VIOLENT TRAMPOLINE OF FURY
HOUR THREE: THE FROG OF DESTINY
HOUR FOUR: DEATH OF A GOD
HOUR FIVE: PLANAR SHITSTORM
HOUR SIX: EXTENDED COMBAT SHOWDOWN

NIGHTCYCLE 1
PART A: [GOD SLAUGHTERING INTENSIFIES]
MID-CYCLE: WAR ROOM
PART B: FEDORAS TIPPED, A PHYSICAL DEITY

DAY TWO
HOUR NINETEEN: ANNIHILATION INTENSIFIES; THE LIGHT AWAKENS [CURRENT]

Spoiler: ARCHIVES OF ARTS (click to show/hide)

SOMEHOW THIS HAS BECOME NECESSARY.


DAY ONE, HOUR FIVE: BERUANGSANKIS THE PALADIN OF TACTICAL LIMBO OF MIGHT AND MAGIC IN RUBBER GIMP OUTFIT AND CYBORG TESLA LOCKED IN MORTAL COMBAT


NIGHTCYCLE 1.A: PROPAGANDA POSTER OF SPACOVIET EMPIRE FEATURING, LEFT TO RIGHT: ERROL THE NAZI BLITZ ENGINE, GAMERLORD THE PALADIN OF TACTICAL LIMBO OF MIGHT AND MAGIC, AVIS-MERGULUS THE RED HERESY EXPERT COMMISSAR AND YOURS TRULY. NOTE ARTISTIC APPLICATION OF CROPPING FEATURE ON TOP SIGNIFYING THE PURITY OF POSTER CREATOR'S INTENTIONS

[TCM]

Get a 40 oz. Order pizza. Sit back and relax.

[Harry Baldman]

Partake of pizza if I am allowed. If not, resume eternal vigil over the Most Holy Entertainment Box of Troubadours.

[NullForceOmega]

I, The Divine Protector Nullius, shall defend the goddess from these heathen Nazis!  Pray for a divine M3 Lee battletank with a 76mm anti-tank gun

[Remuthra]

Set up a store. Someone's going to need to buy things soon.

[Grahamagara]

Try to be the hero, search for starter gear.

[Remuthra]

Try to be the hero, search for starter gear.

See what I mean?

[hops]

POTATO TO WATER

[LordSlowpoke]

FIRST HOUR OF SIEGE

TURNS ARE HOURS, GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS

Get a 40 oz. Order pizza. Sit back and relax.

[4] YOU PULL OUT A BOTTLE OF QUALITY MALT LIQUOR FROM ONE OF THE NUMEROUS STRATEGICALLY LOCATED STASHES IN THE WALLS. [4] IN SPITE OF BEING UNDER SIEGE, THE ELECTRIC NAZI DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE JAMMED COMMUNICATIONS. HOW SILLY OF THEM. [3] [2] TOOK IT HALF HOUR TO ARRIVE. IT'S SOMEWHAT COLD, BUT AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.

Partake of pizza if I am allowed. If not, resume eternal vigil over the Most Holy Entertainment Box of Troubadours.

[?] YOU STARE AT THE PIZZA, AND THEN AT TCM. THEN BACK AT THE PIZZA AND THEN BACK AT TCM. THERE ARE NO DIAMONDS.

I, The Divine Protector Nullius, shall defend the goddess from these heathen Nazis!  Pray for a divine M3 Lee battletank with a 76mm anti-tank gun

[6] YOU DROP TO YOUR KNEES AND PRAY ROBUSTLY! A PASSING BATTLEPRIEST JOINS YOU IN PRAYER! [2+1] A BOG-STANDARD M4 SHERMAN DROPS OUT OF THE SKY! THE SUSPENSION IS DAMAGED! THE BATTLEPRIEST IS CONFUSED! IT PUNCHES THE TANK TO TEST LEGIBILITY! [3-1] IT HURTS ITSELF IN ITS CONFUSION!

Set up a store. Someone's going to need to buy things soon.

[5] CAPITALISM, HO! THE STORE IS SET UPWARDS AND THE PEOPLE ARE STARING AT THE STORE. WHAT NOW?

Try to be the hero, search for starter gear.

[3] YOU ARE THE TRIAL HERO. IT IS YOU. THE GRANDMASTER'S YET TO BUY A FULL LICENSE. [6] YOU FIND A TYPE 11 INFANTRY GUN +12! YOU FIND THAT ITS PROJECTILE IS CURRENTLY FLYING AT YOUR LEFT INDEX FINGER! [1] THE LEFT INDEX FINGER EXPLODES IN GORE! ACTUALLY THAT'S YOUR LEFT ARM. AND IT DIDN'T EXPLODE IN GORE, THE ENTIRETY OF YOU DID. RESPAWN?

Try to be the hero, search for starter gear.

See what I mean?

[1] FUCK I HAVE NO EYES HOW AM I EVEN TYPING

POTATO TO WATER

[3] YOU TOSS A CART OF POTATOES INTO A POND. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU WANTED TO ACCOMPLISH WITH THIS.

MEANWHILE, THE ELECTRIC NAZI DEPLOY THE VIOLENT TRAMPOLINE OF FURY OUTSIDE THE TOWN PALISADE AND BEGIN JUMPING ON IT IN AN AESTHETICALLY PLEASING MANNER, SLOWLY INCREASING THE HEIGHT THEY REACH.

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Spoiler (click to show/hide)

if you read the wtf thread you'll know that i have no idea where i'm going with this so bear with me (and start throwing shit a round we might even get a plot going)

also THIS TIME AROUND i'll write down what the fucking modifiers do and how to get them so they'll be STANDARDIZED woo

[NullForceOmega]

Call upon my divine tank crew to service the Goddess' mighty warmachine, once the tank is field-ready drill the crew extensively on proper M4 operations, then roll forth to obliterate the vile Nazi scum!

[Grahamagara]

RESPAWN AND SEARCH FOR THAT GUN THAT KILLED ME! WE HAVE A... CONVERSATION TO HOLD!

[Remuthra]

SLOWLY INCREASING THE HEIGHT THEY REICH.

Fix'd.

SELL ALL THE THINGS AT HUGE PROFITS!

[hops]

WILL THE POTATO IN THE POND TO TURN INTO A WATER-POTATO GOLEM

[TCM]

Share pizza with my dog, Harry.

Drink liquor. Eat pizza. Grab my *insert stereotypically gun thing here* in case things go downhill.

[Krath]

OBTAIN ANTI-NAZI BOXING GLOVES