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[Harry Baldman]

Make the spores grow, using the bodies of hippies as fertile ground. Make more fern descendants.

[TopHat]

Enter safehouse. Look around inside for useful stuff.

[Tavik Toth]

colonise solar system. Prevent destruction of solar system atleast.

[Persus13]

You forgot the grammar error penalties!

Cast Dimension Door to warp out of hole.

(2) You fail to do so. (4) You hit the ground and manage to survive with only a few scratches. Around there are several demons staring at you menacingly.

Respawn at the center of the omniverse.
Use powers to destroy everything.
Become god by making a new universe.

(5 vs. 1) You respawn.
(3) You destroy a few galaxies.
(5) You create another universe full of sentient life that worships you.

hide in that Obama apartments, conveintly causing A seige.

(6) A screeching truck pulls up to the front of the Obama Apartments! CCs members pour out the back. You may choose to escape or engage.

OH NO, MAN! IT CAN'T BE TRUE!

Ignoring this revalation via the power of drugs, continue trying to end all violence.

HugoLurman tries to ignore the fact (2-1) but realizes that violence is the only thing that can stop it self is something he can't ignore and he must kill something

Continue legal arguments to accelerate my release.

(6) You successfully get through all the bureaucracy by pleading guilty and having a reduced sentence of 3 months.

Eat Zanzetkuken before he enacts his reset plot yet again. Then chastise him for in originality in omnicide.

(1) You try to eat him, but mistake a wall for him and eat it. A building falls on you again.

>Make everybody do the gangnam style.

(3) You get another person to do it with you.

Using dragon repellant, make dragon discouragement bomb. Set off said bomb

(4) okay.

Escape the book as Queen Hygd

(1) You fail to escape the book and are attacked by an army of Swedes.

Make the spores grow, using the bodies of hippies as fertile ground. Make more fern descendants.

(6) The spores consume the hippies and become small versions of you, causing a panic. (1) The army shows up and starts killing the smaller ferns with flamethrowers.

Enter safehouse. Look around inside for useful stuff.

(6) You enter your safehouse. It's the Obama apartments which the CCS just laid siege to. However there's lots of shotguns and M-16s and Police Body Armor.

colonise solar system. Prevent destruction of solar system atleast.

(4) Mars has been colonized (4) and there is now a barrier around the solar system.

[aattss]

Spawn in, preferably as Ouroboros, the Infinite Dragon

Swallow the multiverse whole

[Elephant Parade]

Insult their grammar.

[WillowLuman]

Fine, man! You, like, leave me no choice!

Turn hippies into liberal extremists. Lead smelly army against the CCS.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Destroy old universe

[poketwo]

create a portal to  roll to dodge princess Celestia.

[TopHat]

Equip body armour & a rifle. Barricade the doors and the ground floor windows.

[Xantalos]

Destroy Zanzetkuken new universe

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wait through those three months.

[Dorsidwarf]

Spawn in, preferably as Ouroboros, the Infinite Dragon

Swallow the multiverse whole

[Autofail] You cannot devour the multiverse because you are too busy devouring your tail!

[LordSlowpoke]

Spawn in, preferably as Ouroboros, the Infinite Dragon

Swallow the multiverse whole

[Autofail] You cannot devour the multiverse because you are too busy devouring your tail!

Consume autofail.

[ShadowDragon]

Make sure at least one universe survives.