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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #90 on: October 28, 2013, 01:14:56 pm »
((wildbow's story gets better.))

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on October 28, 2013, 12:11:09 pm
Recombine poketwo, GreatWyrmGold, and Xantalos into one hydra.
Impede Action.

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Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on October 28, 2013, 12:11:09 pm
Recombine poketwo, GreatWyrmGold, and Xantalos into one hydra.
PUNCH IN FACE
THEN RESPAWN AS WORLD
THAT IS NOT DRAGON
Aid action. What is the world coming to?


Superpower: A version of teleportation that leaves a duplicate behind. The duplicate vanishes into gold dust after about half a minute.
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[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #91 on: October 28, 2013, 01:22:37 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 28, 2013, 01:14:56 pm
((wildbow's story gets better.))

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on October 28, 2013, 12:11:09 pm
Recombine poketwo, GreatWyrmGold, and Xantalos into one hydra.
Impede Action.

Quote from: Xantalos on October 28, 2013, 12:35:13 pm
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on October 28, 2013, 12:11:09 pm
Recombine poketwo, GreatWyrmGold, and Xantalos into one hydra.
PUNCH IN FACE
THEN RESPAWN AS WORLD
THAT IS NOT DRAGON
Aid action. What is the world coming to?


Superpower: A version of teleportation that leaves a duplicate behind. The duplicate vanishes into gold dust after about half a minute.
What would your superhero name be? Fool's Gold?
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #92 on: October 28, 2013, 01:32:00 pm »
Sue Zanzetkuken. Use money earned to buy antidote to turn back into a human. 
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #93 on: October 28, 2013, 02:26:58 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on October 28, 2013, 01:22:37 pm
What would your superhero name be? Fool's Gold?
How about something simpler, like Oni Lee Pyrite?
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #94 on: October 28, 2013, 02:37:28 pm »
Tell the cops that if they don't stop arresting me and if they don't form a dance club with me I will eat them because I am a dragon now.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #95 on: October 28, 2013, 02:52:13 pm »
Are the cops also dragons?
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #96 on: October 28, 2013, 02:56:38 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 28, 2013, 02:52:13 pm
Are the cops also dragons?
It's PCs only. Also, everyone will respawn as a dragon unless some changes it.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #97 on: October 28, 2013, 03:04:41 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on October 28, 2013, 02:56:38 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 28, 2013, 02:52:13 pm
Are the cops also dragons?
It's PCs only. Also, everyone will respawn as a dragon unless some changes it.
...
Change it, spawn as...
hmm, what do I want to spawn as?
um...
uh...
Spawn as a fully grown African Rhino
Give the cops a firsthand up-close demonstration of why Rhinos can charge jeeps head-on and win.
Don't mess with a rhino, the rhino will win. most pistols and even most hunting rifles aren't even large enough caliber to penetrate a rhino's hide. it practically takes a cannon to hurt the things.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #98 on: October 28, 2013, 03:10:57 pm »
Respawn, then, but as a wyvern, as they are more anatomically correct and less silly than dragons.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #99 on: October 28, 2013, 03:23:05 pm »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on October 28, 2013, 03:10:57 pm
Respawn, then, but as a wyvern, as they are more anatomically correct and less silly than dragons.
*growls*
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #100 on: October 28, 2013, 04:17:44 pm »
Become a weeping angel who can choose to violate any part of his biology at any time.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #101 on: October 28, 2013, 05:23:16 pm »
Add large amounts of trans fat to all the food in the police station and the cop's houses. In a few years, some of the cops will fall over dead from obesity and other bad stuff!

Also, turn out to secretly be Darth Vader in a dragon suit. I bring in a battalion of stormtroopers, before flying off to my death star to begin the countdown that I really should have started in secret.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #102 on: October 28, 2013, 08:27:37 pm »
As The Dragon Public Safety Superintendent, I shall enforce public safety!
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #103 on: October 28, 2013, 09:27:00 pm »
Find some better guns, fire more than just warning shots.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #104 on: October 28, 2013, 09:42:07 pm »
Respawn as Gordon dragonsy and insult everyone else's cooking.
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