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[Lenglon]

Sit down confusedly and look around.
"W-what's going on?"
hide if people get violent.

[TheZoomZoll]

UNLEASH THE RABID FUTURE ON THE OTHER COMPETITORS

^{(6)You unleash the rabid future on Lenglon but (5)vs(2) Lenglon charms it and it becomes a} _{Cute Pink Future TM} ^{for some reason..}

Transcend time. Create time begining from the NOW and extending both forward and backward, as well as laterally. Write history, as  I see fit. Invite those competitors who wish it to enter into history, past and future.

^{You try and replace the} _{Cute Pink Future TM} ^{(3)vs(4+2) but the}_{Cute Pink Future TM} ^{replaces you and you become a} _{Cute Pink Ozarck TM} ^{and put the past back as a} _{Cute Pink Past TM}

Sit down confusedly and look around.
"W-what's going on?"
hide if people get violent.

^{LordSlowpoke unleashes the} _{Blue Rabid Future TM} ^{but you charm the} _{Blue Rabid Future TM} ^{into a} _{Cute Pink Future TM} ^{and hide behind him..}

branch off from the current timeline at a 90 degree angle while moving speedily.

^{You suddenly find yourself on a fixed racetrack.
Mastahcheese falls on you and you (2) lose both your arms again.}

Keep climbing!

^{You climb for a while then the racetrack suddenly repairs itself.
You fall on Scood and (5) break your fall.}

EAT TIME

^{You try to (6) eat time but your belly was already full and you vomit time out again after a mild freeze.
Playergamer shoots you with missiles and you form a crater.}

branch off from the current timeline at a 90 degree angle while moving speedily.

Wouldn't that lead to you being stationary relative to time?

Travel back in time to when Xantalos ate the past.
Punch him to prevent him from doing so!

^{You roll a (1)....}

You (2) anger Xantalos and he eats you intentionally this time.

^{You feel Deja Vu...
You respawn as one of the other competitors.18 left.}

Teleport to my MOON BASE.

^{(4)You go on a visit to your pink moon-base.}

Recreate the past where I was king of the world.

^{(3)You become vice president of the Pink Empire.}

Open fire!

^{You (4)vs(2) open fire on Xantalos and leave a nice crater in him..}

Realize this shell is great for riding around in and protecting my noggin, keep head inside while I slip through a crack in the timestream to a time when time wasn't tampered with.

<sup>(2)You think you should put your head in your shell but don't really want to.
(6)You go through a hole in the timestream and find yourself in a jungle.
You hear strange animal noises.

Urist McDwarf-On the pink racetrack..
LordSlowpoke-Blue paint bin master.
Persus-Married to the Komodo Dragon.Vice-President of the Pink Empire.
PlayerGamer-In a military helicopter.
Flabort-Concussion/somewhere in time.+2 combat.
GWG-Experienced a paradox?
Scood-Armless yet again -2..sat on by Mastahcheese.
MastahCheese-Sitting on Scood.
Lenglon-Hiding behind the future...
Ragnarok97071-Former BICEPS Jet Pilot.Vising his mum at the moon-base.
Ozarck-Cute Pink Ozarck.
Xantalos-The World.Has a crater in his back.
Other Competitors-18 left.</sup>

[LordSlowpoke]

REPAINT PAINT BIN AS PINK

BECOME MAGICAL GIRL

[Lenglon]

slooooooowly peek out the right side of whoever I'm hiding behind, ready to duck back if something scary comes after me. if nothing does, then cautiously walk over to LordSlowpoke and ask:
"um. what are you doing?"

[Ozarck]

((Oh, Man .... I can't believe I get to do this already.))

I'm Pretty!

Create a 1500 meter flowery fun-run. Invite everyone to join.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wonder what happened from that 1.

Travel back in time to when Xantalos ate the past. Punch him to stop him.

[Lenglon]

Wonder what happened from that 1.

((Xantlos ate you))

[flabort]

Watch out for mushrooms, find a tall flagpole.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wonder what happened from that 1.

((Xantlos ate you))

((And yet this is mentioned in neither mine nor Xantalos's turn. Nor did I notice it anywhere in the turn.))

[TheZoomZoll]

Wonder what happened from that 1.

((Xantlos ate you))

((And yet this is mentioned in neither mine nor Xantalos's turn. Nor did I notice it anywhere in the turn.))

Dangit GWG.
What do you think the Deja Vu part of the turn was?
To put it simple you went back in time,punched him then he ate you again.
Paradoxical,no?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Oh. I thought that was a separate turn.

[Scood]

launch mastahcheese into space with my super feet.

[Persus13]

Go on a honeymoon with my wife.

[Playergamer]

Call in Airforce One and it's jet escort to pick me up. Then launch the nukes at the stadium as I ride off into the sunset.

[Xantalos]

Call in Airforce One and it's jet escort to pick me up. Then launch the nukes at the stadium as I ride off into the sunset.

GROW MAGMA PIT ON HIM FACE