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Author Topic: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 11:Xantalos....)  (Read 24047 times)

mastahcheese

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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 7:Awwwwwwwwwwwwww)
« Reply #90 on: November 02, 2013, 12:46:46 am »

launch mastahcheese into space with my super feet.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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A Minimalistic Return (Turn 8:Let the race begin soon)
« Reply #91 on: November 03, 2013, 01:03:25 pm »

REPAINT PAINT BIN AS PINK

BECOME MAGICAL GIRL
slooooooowly peek out the right side of whoever I'm hiding behind, ready to duck back if something scary comes after me. if nothing does, then cautiously walk over to LordSlowpoke and ask:
"um. what are you doing?"
(4)You pour pink paint into the blue paint bin and jump in.
You (6) can't get out.
Lenglon tries to get you out and (2) fails.


Create a 1500 meter flowery fun-run. Invite everyone to join.
You (4) renovate the racetrack,you need 1 more turn to finish it though.

launch mastahcheese into space with my super feet.
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(3)+(4)-(2)+(1) Scood kicks MastahCheese in a whole new universe made out of candy.

Travel back in time to when Xantalos ate the past. Punch him to stop him.
(2)You try and go back to the past but Xantalos didn't eat the past in the past that exists now..

Go on a honeymoon with my wife.
(6)You go on a honeymoon in the nicest place in your kingdom and enjoyed some quality time with your wife and your newborn dragon heir.

Watch out for mushrooms, find a tall flagpole.
(1)You can't find any mushrooms but you find some (3) cute dinosaurs that don't want to eat you yet.

Call in Airforce One and it's jet escort to pick me up. Then launch the nukes at the stadium as I ride off into the sunset.
GROW MAGMA PIT ON HIM FACE
(4)vs(5) Playergamer grows a lava beard on his face.
The (2) Airforce One are too busy eating candy to come help you.


Urist McDwarf-On the pink racetrack..
LordSlowpoke-Pink paint bin master.Stuck in paint bin..
Persus-Married to the Komodo Dragon.Vice-President of the Pink Empire.Looking at his dragon heir.
PlayerGamer-In a military helicopter.Sweet pink lava beard.
Flabort-Concussion/somewhere in dinosaur land.+2 combat.
GWG-Angry at the past.
Scood-Armless yet again -2 combat..Launchpad.
MastahCheese-In a whole new world.
Lenglon-Trying to get LordSlowpoke out of the darn paint bin!
Ragnarok97071-Former BICEPS Jet Pilot.Vising his mum at the moon-base.
Ozarck-Cute Pink Ozarck.
Xantalos-The World.Has a crater in his back.
Other Competitors-18 left.
« Last Edit: November 07, 2013, 01:26:10 pm by TheZoomZoll »
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 8:Let the race begin soon)
« Reply #92 on: November 03, 2013, 01:19:10 pm »

Get my blueshelled behind onto a dino, and ride it into the sunset! Yehaw!
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 8:Let the race begin soon)
« Reply #93 on: November 03, 2013, 01:21:40 pm »

PULL LENGLON INTO PAINT BIN

TAKE OFF TO THE SKIES


"I am being the marathon contestant this world deserves. How about you? What even brings you here?"
« Last Edit: November 03, 2013, 01:24:29 pm by LordSlowpoke »
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 8:Let the race begin soon)
« Reply #94 on: November 03, 2013, 02:23:33 pm »

Heal that crater.
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 8:Let the race begin soon)
« Reply #95 on: November 03, 2013, 05:05:06 pm »

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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 8:Let the race begin soon)
« Reply #96 on: November 03, 2013, 06:56:39 pm »

Gun down anyone trying to repair the track. Call in the rest of my army.
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 8:Let the race begin soon)
« Reply #97 on: November 03, 2013, 07:05:58 pm »

Be confused.

Examine situation.
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Lenglon

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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 8:Let the race begin soon)
« Reply #98 on: November 03, 2013, 07:59:54 pm »

PULL LENGLON INTO PAINT BIN
"Eeep!"
Run back to the safe person I was hiding behind earlier and hide behind him again.
"I am being the marathon contestant this world deserves. How about you? What even brings you here?"
Just barely peek my eyes out from behind safe person to look at LordSlowpoke.
"Um, I, I-I'm just trying to fi-figure out what's going on. I d-don't rememberer anything from before a, few seconds ago."
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 8:Let the race begin soon)
« Reply #99 on: November 03, 2013, 09:00:45 pm »

Complete the Fun Run track. Be impervious. Failing that, be resurrectionish.

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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 8:Let the race begin soon)
« Reply #100 on: November 03, 2013, 11:29:10 pm »

PULL LENGLON INTO PAINT BIN
"Eeep!"
Run back to the safe person I was hiding behind earlier and hide behind him again.

Sit down confusedly and look around.
"W-what's going on?"
hide if people get violent.
LordSlowpoke unleashes the Blue Rabid Future TM but you charm the Blue Rabid Future TM into a Cute Pink Future TM and hide behind him..

(´・ω・`)
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 8:Let the race begin soon)
« Reply #101 on: November 03, 2013, 11:30:43 pm »

PULL LENGLON INTO PAINT BIN
"Eeep!"
Run back to the safe person I was hiding behind earlier and hide behind him again.

Sit down confusedly and look around.
"W-what's going on?"
hide if people get violent.
LordSlowpoke unleashes the Blue Rabid Future TM but you charm the Blue Rabid Future TM into a Cute Pink Future TM and hide behind him..

(´・ω・`)

KILL SLOWPOKE WITH FIRE AND BURN
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 8:Let the race begin soon)
« Reply #102 on: November 03, 2013, 11:44:15 pm »

Eat candy!
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
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The Derail Thread

Lenglon

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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 8:Let the race begin soon)
« Reply #103 on: November 04, 2013, 03:36:17 am »

PULL LENGLON INTO PAINT BIN
"Eeep!"
Run back to the safe person I was hiding behind earlier and hide behind him again.

Sit down confusedly and look around.
"W-what's going on?"
hide if people get violent.
LordSlowpoke unleashes the Blue Rabid Future TM but you charm the Blue Rabid Future TM into a Cute Pink Future TM and hide behind him..

(´・ω・`)
It's not like he introduced himself or anything! I don't know he's the future!
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 8:Let the race begin soon)
« Reply #104 on: November 04, 2013, 03:50:48 am »

DESTROY THE WORLD. Then absorb the power of the billions of deaths to become a god.
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