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Does it have native species? (We'll narrow down till we get somewhere usable)

Yes, all sorts of stuffs
- 9 (60%)
Yes, only plants
- 1 (6.7%)
Yes, only microorganisms
- 2 (13.3%)
No
- 0 (0%)
I still think we're in a void
- 3 (20%)

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Author Topic: Dodge to Roll - RtD^-1 (5 turns till a black hole eats the poorly defined place)  (Read 12793 times)

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Re: Dodge to Roll - RtD^-1
« Reply #90 on: October 31, 2013, 12:08:43 am »

Right. So Lessahchalk is the "GM", Samarkand is the "1/GM", and Mastahcheese is Lessahchalk.
That makes him the "GM", if not the GM.
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Re: Dodge to Roll - RtD^-1
« Reply #91 on: October 31, 2013, 01:25:29 am »

Right. So Lessahchalk is the "GM", Samarkand is the "1/GM", and Mastahcheese is Lessahchalk.
That makes him the "GM", if not the GM.
Exactly, it's borderline paradoxical.
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Re: Dodge to Roll - RtD^-1
« Reply #92 on: October 31, 2013, 05:47:11 am »

((quick question, why would I use my number in...presumably all(?) of my posts when the posts are consequences? I mean not all results of actions would magically include what number I currently am :P))

BOB changes from her female 73 to a male 35!
And then gets knocked out.
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Re: Dodge to Roll - RtD^-1
« Reply #93 on: October 31, 2013, 08:59:44 am »

((quick question, why would I use my number in...presumably all(?) of my posts when the posts are consequences? I mean not all results of actions would magically include what number I currently am :P))

BOB changes from her female 73 to a male 35!
And then gets knocked out.

((You can include it in a small way, such as getting knocked out after 73 blows to three head, our getting knocked out for 73 minutes.))
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Re: Dodge to Roll - RtD^-1
« Reply #94 on: November 01, 2013, 12:18:10 pm »

As an unexpected result of your action, your name has become John von Lyon, the VI. You are unsure how to react.
(2) You attempt to start your own ancestral line of snuggle buddy moguls. Unfortunately, you take a name for yourself which has been used by five other people. (your name change has been noted in the OP)

Cause a zombie apocalypse due to my physics violations.
(3) You try to make everybody smarter by injecting them with prions which refold proteins the right way. Prions don't work like that though...

a wall of insects almost spring up from nowhere, almost instantly devouring the beast, causing its skeleton to fall down at the ground, nibbled clean.

Before the insects can get there, the beasts gobbles up one of the small balls, though not before being, devoured by the insects, there are only 2 left.

The best stops, almost completely, frozen In place, no heartbeat, no nothing, soon the insects come back, taking their time eating the bear.
(2) Second head is in charge. (6) You decide you need to bring the beast closer before attacking it, and use one of your minds as bait. Your bait worked a little too well though... (Only need two posts from here on out)

I destroy a small part of the planet, leaving naught but void.
(2) You try to destroy 10 planets, but only manage to get a part of one :(
I destroy a small part of the planet Void, leaving naught but void a planet.
(4) Suddenly it becomes apparent that Elep Par had actually destroyed a part of a void, naturally resulting in the appearance of a planet.


((quick question, why would I use my number in...presumably all(?) of my posts when the posts are consequences? I mean not all results of actions would magically include what number I currently am :P))

BOB changes from her female 73 to a male 35!
And then gets knocked out.

Sure, you can be a male 35 now (Let's see 35 in your next result (See preceding post)). (5) BOB enters a kickboxing competition, and manages to KO 73 opponents before being knocked out (+1 to kickboxing skill, not that it effects outcomes, since you get to choose them :) )
« Last Edit: November 02, 2013, 08:49:01 pm by Samarkand »
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Re: Dodge to Roll - RtD^-1 (The game of just-barely-not paradoxes)
« Reply #95 on: November 01, 2013, 05:25:48 pm »

you shudder, the loss of a mind was hard to bear and you find yourself temporarily pairilised, trying to wrap your now two heads around it.

You shrug off the problem of having Two minds and bend down and grab the bones, forming as armour around you, snazzy!
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Re: Dodge to Roll - RtD^-1 (The game of just-barely-not paradoxes)
« Reply #96 on: November 01, 2013, 09:55:05 pm »

I create a massive black hole to suck in the planet. It will do so in five turns.
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Re: Dodge to Roll - RtD^-1 (The game of just-barely-not paradoxes)
« Reply #97 on: November 01, 2013, 10:49:22 pm »

I do begin my start of the world-ruling snugglebuddy empire... though things get interesting.
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Re: Dodge to Roll - RtD^-1 (The game of just-barely-not paradoxes)
« Reply #98 on: November 02, 2013, 01:06:28 am »

you shudder, the loss of a mind was hard to bear and you find yourself temporarily pairilised, trying to wrap your now two heads around it.

You shrug off the problem of having Two minds and bend down and grab the bones, forming as armour around you, snazzy!

The bones gain sentience, and gain control over you!
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Re: Dodge to Roll - RtD^-1 (The game of just-barely-not paradoxes)
« Reply #99 on: November 02, 2013, 01:30:06 am »

(You do know that action would apply to you, right? That wouldn't be a good thing.)
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Re: Dodge to Roll - RtD^-1 (The game of just-barely-not paradoxes)
« Reply #100 on: November 02, 2013, 01:36:06 am »

(You do know that action would apply to you, right? That wouldn't be a good thing.)
(I'm a GM, it's always a good thing.)
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Re: Dodge to Roll - RtD^-1 (The game of just-barely-not paradoxes)
« Reply #101 on: November 02, 2013, 06:57:16 am »

I sucessfully create a zombie empire.
« Last Edit: November 02, 2013, 12:11:45 pm by Urist Mc Dwarf »
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Re: Dodge to Roll - RtD^-1 (The game of just-barely-not paradoxes)
« Reply #102 on: November 02, 2013, 09:53:30 am »

The 35th annual Miss ReallyBigRack Pageant draws to a close. Miss Teery won, despite no one knowing where she came from.
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Re: Dodge to Roll - RtD^-1 (The game of just-barely-not paradoxes)
« Reply #103 on: November 02, 2013, 08:58:12 pm »

you shudder, the loss of a mind was hard to bear and you find yourself temporarily pairilised, trying to wrap your now two heads around it.

You shrug off the problem of having Two minds and bend down and grab the bones, forming as armour around you, snazzy!

(1) First head is in control. (1) You try to move on from your loss.

you shudder, the loss of a mind was hard to bear and you find yourself temporarily pairilised, trying to wrap your now two heads around it.

You shrug off the problem of having Two minds and bend down and grab the bones, forming as armour around you, snazzy!

The bones gain sentience, and gain control over you!
(2) The bones remain inert, silly.

I create a massive black hole to suck in the planet. It will do so in five turns.
(5) You decide to take revenge on the universe for forcing you to be a creative force.

I do begin my start of the world-ruling snugglebuddy empire... though things get interesting.
(2) You try to leave the snugglebuddy empire behind you.

I sucessfully create a zombie empire.
(2) You want to create a grand civilization of hyper intelligent scientists.

The 35th annual Miss ReallyBigRack Pageant draws to a close. Miss Teery won, despite no one knowing where she came from.
(6) You try to rig the tournament by bringing in super advanced memory wiping devices so you can edit all of the judges score cards, and Miss Teery, who is from your hometown, will win (despite her average "build" compared to the other contestants). This will finally get your hometown the recognition it deserves!
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Re: Dodge to Roll - RtD^-1 (The game of just-barely-not paradoxes)
« Reply #104 on: November 02, 2013, 09:00:49 pm »

I summon the rest of the Void Elephants to terrorize the planet's people while I wait for the black hole to leave nothing but void.

We should have a black hole countdown in the thread title.
« Last Edit: November 03, 2013, 12:20:00 pm by Elephant Parade »
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