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Yes, all sorts of stuffs

9 (60%)

Yes, only plants

1 (6.7%)

Yes, only microorganisms

2 (13.3%)

No

0 (0%)

I still think we're in a void

3 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 15

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

I destroy 39.647905203856289% of New Boatmurdered.

[Persus13]

Your attampt fails, causing the sun to mutate into a giant beluga of light.

[BFEL]

Candyland invades Tamriel.

((This happened to me once. My disk of Oblivion got scratched up, suddenly all the trees are purple gumdrops.))

[Powder Miner]

I acquire a large group of snugglebuddies, eventually becoming the leader in snugglebuddy trade.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

as casual observers might see, you would become solid and black, with only light green rays leaking out of your joints, to someone who wanted a closer look, all of your insects would have clicked all their armour plates toghether, in order to save energy and also protect it from enviromental threats.

The omnipresent buzzing sound appears to get slower, an definite sign of hunger in your species, almost like a humans tummy rumbles, mmmmmm humans.

You seem to get smaller, the sounds of buzzing quiter, until just three glowing orbs were left on the ground, however, they a were glowing brighter than ever, after almost an hour, all the insects came back, holding small pieces of leaves, not the best food, but it'll do

[mastahcheese]

I destroy 39.647905203856289% of New Boatmurdered.

100%

[Samarkand]

I destroy 39.647905203856289% of New Boatmurdered.

(6) You wanted to kill a single particularly annoying dwarf nobody would have missed, with your massive fire breath.

I destroy 39.647905203856289% of New Boatmurdered.

100%

(1) Just when it looked like          would burn down a little over a third of New Boatmurdered, the forces of the universe intervened, and shielded even the peskiest dwarf from his destructive breath.

Your attampt fails, causing the sun to mutate into a giant beluga of light.

(5) Your statement that your attempt failed, when the dice clearly indicate that it succeeded, cause your head to explode in the most brilliant rain of paradox colored gore this world has ever seen. BOB (BFEL) the random number is born in the violet flavored explosion. She exists in the form 73, for now.

Candyland invades Tamriel.

((This happened to me once. My disk of Oblivion got scratched up, suddenly all the trees are purple gumdrops.))

(3) Seeing the armies of Candyland line up in their finest gumdrop armor on the border between Candyland and Tamriel, you try to dissuade the invasion. (Try to use your number identity in future posts )

I acquire a large group of snugglebuddies, eventually becoming the leader in snugglebuddy trade.

(3) You try building the most massive snuggle buddy empire to have ever existed.

as casual observers might see, you would become solid and black, with only light green rays leaking out of your joints, to someone who wanted a closer look, all of your insects would have clicked all their armour plates toghether, in order to save energy and also protect it from enviromental threats.

The omnipresent buzzing sound appears to get slower, an definite sign of hunger in your species, almost like a humans tummy rumbles, mmmmmm humans.

You seem to get smaller, the sounds of buzzing quiter, until just three glowing orbs were left on the ground, however, they a were glowing brighter than ever, after almost an hour, all the insects came back, holding small pieces of leaves, not the best food, but it'll do

(4) The first head is in charge. (1) You attempt to order your insects to attack the black bear charging at you, hoping you area floating glob of strange colored honey.

[Powder Miner]

As an unexpected result of your action, your name has become John von Lyon, the VI. You are unsure how to react.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Cause a zombie apocalypse due to my physics violations.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

a wall of insects almost spring up from nowhere, almost instantly devouring the beast, causing its skeleton to fall down at the ground, nibbled clean.

Before the insects can get there, the beasts gobbles up one of the small balls, though not before being, devoured by the insects, there are only 2 left.

The best stops, almost completely, frozen In place, no heartbeat, no nothing, soon the insects come back, taking their time eating the bear.

[Elephant Parade]

I destroy a small part of the planet, leaving naught but void.

[mastahcheese]

I destroy a small part of the planet Void, leaving naught but void a planet.

[Elephant Parade]

I destroy a small part of the planet Void mastahcheese, leaving naught but void a planet corpse.

[Samarkand]

I destroy a small part of the planet Void mastahcheese, leaving naught but void a planet corpse.

((There are those who would say that having an action which results in the destruction of the GM is paradoxical... Just a friendly warning from your local 1/GM))

[Elephant Parade]

I destroy a small part of the planet Void mastahcheese, leaving naught but void a planet corpse.

((There are those who would say that having an action which results in the destruction of the GM is paradoxical... Just a friendly warning from your local 1/GM))

...He's not the GM of this game.