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Author Topic: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T24: Derm Occurred  (Read 22464 times)

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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T21: Persus gets the thread title just 'cause
« Reply #345 on: December 01, 2013, 10:00:28 pm »

Nope, just look at the title. I don't have a fast enough internet connection to watch everything, and there's other stuff I want to catch up on. :P I have played Majora's Mask though, so I think I'm good on this one.
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T21: Persus gets the thread title just 'cause
« Reply #346 on: December 01, 2013, 10:08:59 pm »

wasnt there another zelda one that would help? something like:
http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Song_of_Double_Time
you could use that after or if the song of healing works.
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T21: Persus gets the thread title just 'cause
« Reply #347 on: December 01, 2013, 10:19:36 pm »

Keep running! try to find someplace to hide!
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T21: Persus gets the thread title just 'cause
« Reply #348 on: December 01, 2013, 11:13:58 pm »

Wait and see what happens.
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T21: Persus gets the thread title just 'cause
« Reply #349 on: December 01, 2013, 11:16:17 pm »

Nope, just look at the title. I don't have a fast enough internet connection to watch everything, and there's other stuff I want to catch up on. :P I have played Majora's Mask though, so I think I'm good on this one.

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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T21: Persus gets the thread title just 'cause
« Reply #350 on: December 02, 2013, 12:29:30 am »

Go find a sidekick.

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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T21: Persus gets the thread title just 'cause
« Reply #351 on: December 05, 2013, 03:46:46 am »

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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T21: Persus gets the thread title just 'cause
« Reply #352 on: December 05, 2013, 05:58:04 am »

"Home, sweet home."

>Go inside, see what there is in the fridge.


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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T21: Persus gets the thread title just 'cause
« Reply #353 on: December 05, 2013, 08:07:25 pm »

For a change of pace, turn in the morning. I've been up since 10:30 or so last night and I'm just too exhausted to do a turn right now. :P
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T21: Persus gets the thread title just 'cause
« Reply #354 on: December 09, 2013, 02:07:22 am »

((which morning?))
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T21: Persus gets the thread title just 'cause
« Reply #355 on: December 09, 2013, 02:12:27 am »

The one I feel well enough to write it. The past few days, the power has been on and off (for about ten to eleven hours in a row today alone) and the weather has been nothing but ice and rain, which results in my weak immune system getting roflstomped by the common cold as it usually does. I've spent most of my time sleeping or lying around not feeling good. :P So no, not dead; I would at least bother to say 'I don't feel like doing this at all anymore' if that were the case. Right now it's more 'I don't feel up to doing this right now'.

Besides, you're also in ER and you probably saw my colossal reading blunder there. You think I'm really in a condition to be writing a turn right now? Most likely Yoink will roll a 4 and I'll kill Gamerlord because I don't even know what I'm doing because fever. :P
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T21: Persus gets the thread title just 'cause
« Reply #356 on: December 09, 2013, 02:22:05 am »

fair enough indeed, you aren't the only one having horrible weather problems. I've had to delay running the turn for Storm all weekend because of such.
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T22: SC has a jerb nao
« Reply #357 on: December 10, 2013, 11:12:29 pm »

I'm going to be working second shift. :3 A hearty mix of nervous and excited, I can tell you. But enough of the blog! Turn time.

TURN 22

Yoink heads inside and looks in his fridge. (4. Hmm. For a change of pace, a d100 to see how stocked it is. 5%) It is almost completely empty. There's a carton of milk and a few lonely pieces of wheat bread in a Tupperware container. Welp.

Persus decides to wait and observe the situation. (2) He's unlucky enough that the roc drops him, but his roll is JUST high enough - and his injuries aren't already bad enough - that the fall is not immediately fatal. Nevertheless, he did crash through a skylight and through a conference table, so he's not exactly in the best shape now either. The executives at the meeting are alarmed.

GL decides to find a new sidekick, because back-up is a very important thing to have. (2) He finds a sidekick. A perfectly executed sidekick directly to his breadbasket that knocks him on his ass and drives the wind out of him. When the hell did the zombies learn kung fu...? Oh. It's Zombie Bruce Lee.

Derm tries the song of healing, because that's a really good idea in his situation. (5) And it works! "It's a miracle!" some random bystander says as Derm gets out of the wreckage completely unharmed. The titanic demon is less impressed and already raising a fist to squash the wizard like a bug...

Lenglon picks herself up and flees! (3) Obviously the safest place to hide is behind the demon, right? Right?

STATUS

Yoink is sadly regarding his refrigerator - multiple broken bones, compound fracture breaking skin in right forearm - bleeding again, wrapped in toilet paper, well dressed, has some weird damn portmanteau of the Resident Evil 1 and Eternal Darkness status screens, has a slingshot he can't use due to broken arm
Persus is livening up yet another boring conference - Left arm from elbow down is mechanical and has ridiculous grip strength, bruised spine, bruised legs
GL is doing a pretty good Shockmaster impersonation - Has a DBSO shotgun and ammo to spare, dislocated jaw, doublejointed, winded, bruised ribs
Derm is a long white beard away from being The Immortal - Can use song titles to try and do things, sounds like Vincent Price
Lenglon is cowering in the demon's shadow - Can create and control fire, bruises along shoulders, bruises along side, raw bloody skin on left cheek where she slid across the ruined concrete
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« Last Edit: December 10, 2013, 11:26:16 pm by Dermonster »
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
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"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T22: SC has a jerb nao
« Reply #359 on: December 10, 2013, 11:22:11 pm »

Kick Zombie Bruce Lee's arse, then tear out and consume his Kung Fu Powers.
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