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Author Topic: Wizards and Whiskey, a RtD (Because Chipmunk Salad, that's why)  (Read 26309 times)

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Re: Wizards and Whiskey, a RtD (Because Chipmunk Salad, that's why)
« Reply #150 on: October 17, 2013, 07:16:03 pm »

After doing a checkup on that book, I now know what you meant by that
Don't worry though, I'll only fight you if you want a fight
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: Wizards and Whiskey, a RtD (Because Chipmunk Salad, that's why)
« Reply #151 on: October 18, 2013, 02:37:56 am »

Dang it, now I need a Booze Train game, and a Duel at Dawn game.

Y I has no time for all dis?
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Re: Wizards and Whiskey, a RtD (Because Chipmunk Salad, that's why)
« Reply #152 on: October 18, 2013, 03:46:19 am »

((Speaking of, booze train reminded.

Hey, why don't you go on a special turn method, put multiple people in situations they want to be in, with like 5 or 4 people each and when those 4 or 5 people of one group post their actions, then that turn is done, allows for faster updating and everyone gets to play the things they want.

Or You set up a poll of a gang name, plop us into a booze robbing situation and update the turns separate of other people, allowing for a free flowing game))
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
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Re: Wizards and Whiskey, a RtD (Because Chipmunk Salad, that's why)
« Reply #153 on: October 18, 2013, 10:03:49 am »

Run outside, caltrops door, run away.
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Re: Wizards and Whiskey, a RtD (Because Chipmunk Salad, that's why)
« Reply #154 on: October 18, 2013, 07:16:32 pm »

Cast Transform: Dragonkin.
Take as many catgirls as I can upon my back.
Chase XANTAWIZZERD.
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Re: Wizards and Whiskey, a RtD (Because Chipmunk Salad, that's why)
« Reply #155 on: October 19, 2013, 12:29:08 am »

((Speaking of, booze train reminded.

Hey, why don't you go on a special turn method, put multiple people in situations they want to be in, with like 5 or 4 people each and when those 4 or 5 people of one group post their actions, then that turn is done, allows for faster updating and everyone gets to play the things they want.

Or You set up a poll of a gang name, plop us into a booze robbing situation and update the turns separate of other people, allowing for a free flowing game))
(Well, I was hoping people would start dying, so I could separate them, but having to deal with multiple groups through multiple updates actually makes it harder for me to keep track of. Mostly because the reason I can't update is due to a lack of time, so when I can update it's when I have time to handle 19 psychopaths at once.)
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Re: Wizards and Whiskey, a RtD (Because Chipmunk Salad, that's why)
« Reply #156 on: October 24, 2013, 01:25:42 am »

((WHY DO I STILL TRY TO UPDATE THIS MESS))

Continue slashification of catgirls! Use Shadow Manipulation to summon a 10 foot tall golem made of shadow but hard as diamond!
(5+2) You dice up more catgirls! Blood flies everywhere! You summon a giant shadow golem and lose 1 mana! AND THEN YOU DIE IN LAVA

cast summon drunken brawlers then slap my pink elephants rumps to spur them into action.
(1+2) You fail to cast! You lose 1 mana! AND THEN YOU DIE IN LAVA

Enter the cellar and drink myself senseless.
(4) You engorge yourself on booze! You gain 5 mana and 1 Drunkeness, and lose 1 spellcasting! AND THEN YOU DIE IN LAVA

Ride raptor into glorious battle against the man who had set me on fire!
(2) You charge! But you forgot who it was, and the raptor is confused! AND THEN YOU DIE IN LAVA

Climb onto a table.
Reality Check: "The floor is lava."

(6+2)  ((OH GOD)) You stand on a table! The floor turns to lava and everybody in the bar takes 8 damage! Including you because the table is made of wood!

Screw it. Just run away. Quickly. If I trip, keep crawling. Don't stop.
(1) You trip!  AND THEN YOU DIE IN LAVA

Drain health the bartender.
(1+2) You fail to cast! AND THEN YOU DIE IN LAVA

Cast Agent Summon, then run outside.
(5+2) Your agent appears! AND THEN YOU DIE IN LAVA

Cast fireball at the pile of catgirls. If I have time to do anything else, retreat behind the bartender's counter.
(3+2) You blow up the remaining catgirls! AND THEN YOU DIE IN LAVA

Run out the now broken door. Summon Carpstorm in the magic mosh pit in the bar.
(2+2) You fail to cast! AND THEN YOU DIE IN LAVA

Cast Wraithswarm and then run through the portal.
(2+2) You fail to cast! AND THEN YOU DIE IN LAVA

Transform unto a Magical Girl!... dwarf and use the resulting boost (once it charges) to take what's rightfully mine- everyone's hearts and everyone's booze!
(1+2) YOU DIE IN LAVA

Summon a Cheese Atronach to protect me!
(2+2) You fail to cast! AND THEN YOU DIE IN LAVA

Sit at the bar and order a drink while muttering complaints about the way my life has gone.
(5) You sit down, and order a drink from the insane bartender. Seeing as he is too insane to assist you, you take a bottle yourself and contemplate your life... Your young hopes, never achieved, you lost dreams, never reached, your lost love, never- AND THEN YOU DIE IN LAVA.

Cast forma draconis on self again.
(5+2) You transform into a powerful dragon! AND THEN YOU DIE IN LAVA

YEEEEEEHAWWWWW MOTHER*******s, I GT ME SOME FLYIN!
make flying tornado, if that doesn't work,haul ass to somewhere safedo that, but also find a octopus I can use its tentacles as at arm
do the flying tornado part, then find a different bar somewhere that I can get to
(6) You fly off to a different bar! Also you seem to be the only person left alive!

Raid cellar for anything in a bottle, then leave. Cast Summon Weapon while raiding, trying for something sharp and/or encrusted in lots of gems. Something valuable, at least.
(6+2) You summon a Gatling gun and grab two whole armfuls of booze! AND THEN YOU DIE IN LAVA

Run outside, caltrops door, run away.
(6+2) You make it outside and caltrops the door right before the entire thing burns down in flames and lava!

Cast Transform: Dragonkin.
Take as many catgirls as I can upon my back.
Chase XANTAWIZZERD.
(4+2) You turn into a dragonkin! AND THEN YOU DIE IN LAVA




HmH killed everyone, including himself, with the exception of Execute/Dumbo.exe and Playergamer.

I think that this will be the end of this game, since while I liked the concept, I wasn't expecting 19 people to sign up.
Maybe I'll do a follow-up story of the two survivors, and I've got the Booze Train idea and the Foils at Dawn ideas raring to go, so it shall not likely be long before more madness ensues.

Thank you all for participating, even though it literally ended after only 3 turns. AND THEN YOU DIE IN LAVA.
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Re: Wizards and Whiskey, a RtD (Because Chipmunk Salad, that's why)
« Reply #157 on: October 24, 2013, 01:26:50 am »

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Re: Wizards and Whiskey, a RtD (Because Chipmunk Salad, that's why)
« Reply #158 on: October 24, 2013, 02:45:19 am »

Bravo, honestly just updating that much is honourable
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Re: Wizards and Whiskey, a RtD (Because Chipmunk Salad, that's why)
« Reply #159 on: October 24, 2013, 04:51:29 am »

Your young hopes, never achieved, you lost dreams, never reached, your lost love, never- AND THEN YOU DIE IN LAVA.
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Re: Wizards and Whiskey, a RtD (Because Chipmunk Salad, that's why)
« Reply #160 on: October 24, 2013, 05:15:14 am »

What a wonderful ending. It makes me feel much better after failing to roll anything higher than a 2.
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Re: Wizards and Whiskey, a RtD (Because Chipmunk Salad, that's why)
« Reply #161 on: October 24, 2013, 09:41:45 am »

I win, because 6+2 equals win.

Good game. REALLY good game.
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Re: Wizards and Whiskey, a RtD (Because Chipmunk Salad, that's why)
« Reply #162 on: October 24, 2013, 01:44:32 pm »

Remind me to get fire resistance next time I play one of your games, Mastahcheese.

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Re: Wizards and Whiskey, a RtD (Because Chipmunk Salad, that's why)
« Reply #163 on: October 24, 2013, 06:46:04 pm »



wait..
wouldn't dragons be able to escape the lava..?
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Re: Wizards and Whiskey, a RtD (Because Chipmunk Salad, that's why)
« Reply #164 on: October 24, 2013, 07:03:37 pm »

We must have zero followup. Only if I can be ze lich!
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