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[highmax28]

At the tallest mountain where the freezing temperatures will fine tune yourself. Be one with the snowstorm!

[Putnam]

The circus. Failing that, as far from the equator at the highest elevation you can.

Okay. Let's try that.

Hmm. The pits are precarious, but it looks a good place. A slate grey demon greets you. It's dead now.

[highmax28]

The circus. Failing that, as far from the equator at the highest elevation you can.

Okay. Let's try that.

Hmm. The pits are precarious, but it looks a good place. A slate grey demon greets you. It's dead now.

Good god...

Construct a house made out of adamantine wafers that is 3 stories high. With windows. Top floor is the bedroom, middle is office and dining hall, and bottom is foyer

Once that's done, attempt to change the temperature of the area to freezing. Hell just froze over

[Putnam]

The circus. Failing that, as far from the equator at the highest elevation you can.

Okay. Let's try that.

Hmm. The pits are precarious, but it looks a good place. A slate grey demon greets you. It's dead now.

Good god...

Construct a house made out of adamantine wafers that is 3 stories high. With windows. Top floor is the bedroom, middle is office and dining hall, and bottom is foyer

Once that's done, attempt to change the temperature of the area to freezing. Hell just froze over

You get the first wall done, then immediately find it tedious.*

The temperature change doesn't stick, unfortunately. You tried, though.

Spoiler: *ooc (click to show/hide)

I forgot how to make windows in advfort >_>

[highmax28]

Now unify the races by having the clowns follow you and having them see you as a world ending threat (its a noble goal, but let them know it was your goal all along by killing the clowns)

[Putnam]

The way you got in precludes anyone following you.

(you teleported)

[highmax28]

The way you got in precludes anyone following you.

(you teleported)

What about that hole you dug out earlier? Surely the circus extends that far (good luck finding it)

[AfellowDwarf]

Start turning demons into unicorns. Call one of them "parrot"

[highmax28]

Start turning demons into unicorns. Call one of them "parrot"

Turn one of those unicorns into a forgotten beast in the shape of a unicorn made of diamonds and name it butt stallion

[Icefire2314]

In your tedium the adamantine wall explodes, and all the clowns get flayed by adamantine shrapnel.

[highmax28]

In your tedium the adamantine wall explodes, and all the clowns get flayed by adamantine shrapnel.

Hearing that alone SOUNDS painful!

[Icefire2314]

In your tedium the adamantine wall explodes, and all the clowns get flayed by adamantine shrapnel.

Hearing that alone SOUNDS painful!

I don't think clowns feel pain

[highmax28]

In your tedium the adamantine wall explodes, and all the clowns get flayed by adamantine shrapnel.

Hearing that alone SOUNDS painful!

I don't think clowns feel pain

I think youre mistaking clowns for sponges...

[Icefire2314]

Welp who needs clowns anyway

[highmax28]

Welp who needs clowns anyway

Sponges, so everyone ignores the sponges as they plot to murder every one of your kind while everyones worried about the depths. Everyone thinks its the danger lies below the earth, when the real dangers hide in the oceans and seas...