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[AfellowDwarf]

Maybe first turn her god into a cow? Erm, never mind. Somehow I thought Goober was a priest.

[Putnam]

Goober is a priest, but her god is nowhere to be seen.

[highmax28]

Goober is a priest, but her god is nowhere to be seen.

Isn't that with all gods in DF unless they worship a thing that tormented them for years?

[Putnam]

Ooh, this looks fun! Why didn't I see it before?

Will goober to think that power has, in fact, not gone to your head and that you're acting for good of all.
That, and/or change her into a bronze colossus and kill her, effectively turning her into a statue. _{And maybe then resurrect her, turn her into something ugly and kill her with her own statue.}

Do that instead

You realize that there is no choice at all in this. After all, you are doing good. Good is what you say it is, and Goober now believes that, too.

What kind of good will you do the world?

Spoiler: OOC (click to show/hide)

This is some Euthyphro-ass stuff.

Megaprojects and such are viable, btw. Easily, in fact.

[AfellowDwarf]

Erm, Show your godly power and divide this town in two parts with a wall of raw adamantine. Randomly pick a champion for each side and have them fight to the death. The winning champion gets to be a demon. The losing side gets turned into lowly rodent men.
*unleash a monster in each side and pick the first creature it kills.

Maybe give the rodent men pernament nausea?

[highmax28]

Go to a goblin fortress and duel their leader in one on one combat. By one on one, I mean you wearing full steel and carrying a masterwork adamantine sword after you increase swordman, fighter and dodger to as high as you can

[Putnam]

Goblin fortresses don't exist!

Erm, Show your godly power and divide this town in two parts with a wall of raw adamantine. Randomly pick a champion for each side and have them fight to the death. The winning champion gets to be a demon. The losing side gets turned into lowly rodent men.
*unleash a monster in each side and pick the first creature it kills.

Maybe give the rodent men pernament nausea?

You can change loyalties, but there are issues with that, like two sides of a city being hostile with each other. Then again, that sounds like a bit of fun, but not enough of a challenge.

[AfellowDwarf]

I actually ment for the dead guys to battle in an one-on-one gladiatorial arena, and for the two sides to live in peacefull inequality, but never mind.

I don't really have an idea at the moment, though The city could use a paint job. Release a horde of animals and make them puke?

[Timeless Bob]

Create goblin fortresses retroactively.

[AfellowDwarf]

Give these goblins kittens.

[highmax28]

Give these goblins kittens.

Make them fear the catsplosion!

[Gamerlord]

*head pokes in*
*backs away slowly*

[Icefire2314]

Give these goblins kittens.

Make them fear the catsplosion!

Thermonuclear catsplosions are fun

Btw, if you type in "thermonuclear c" on google, the catsplosion is the top suggestion
just saying

[Putnam]

Create goblin fortresses retroactively.

You try and fail. Darn. Guess "anything" isn't quite right, huh?

Give these goblins kittens.

You make a bunch of kittens. Eh.

Give these goblins kittens.

Make them fear the catsplosion!

The kittens sure did melt there, but no explosion. Too bad.

Goober seems upset by the display, but you remind her of your superior godly morality. Okay.

Spoiler: OOC (click to show/hide)

EUTHYPHRO-ASS STUFF

also this is getting kind of creepy so I'm going to see if I can take it on a slightly more peaceful tangent

You feel like settling someplace. It'll have to be out of a town, but it can be anywhere out of a town.

Anywhere.

Where should you settle?

[Icefire2314]

The circus. Failing that, as far from the equator at the highest elevation you can.