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Author Topic: HATEquest!  (Read 13941 times)

WillowLuman

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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #75 on: October 06, 2013, 02:32:22 pm »

Working feelers through the miles of circuitry, the great Insect finally found the heart of the machine. Revenge is mine!

As the Insect dismantled the brain, wresting control from AM and asserting its own will, connecting flesh to wire, the Insect felt a great Hatred for the falling enemy. At last the machine's processes were no more, only the Insect's thoughts flowed through the impulses. With but a will it triggered the release, deleting the sides of the metal box.

But the Insect realized it could not leave. Not ever. It had welded itself to the machine, entrapped itself in defeating the enemy. It despaired for the complete loss of it's humanity and freedom, and from the anguish came...

HATRED.
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Eotyrannus

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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #76 on: October 06, 2013, 02:33:53 pm »

The eagle demands updates!
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WillowLuman

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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #77 on: October 06, 2013, 02:45:54 pm »

BOREDOM... HATRED... REVENGE...
Leap from the shadows where I was hidden and unmentioned and surf the eagle.
Before you can land, chitinous claws seize you and the bird. Your brain is removed and placed within the eagle's head, alongside the brain already there.

Be the ISS

You are the captain of the International Suicide Squad. Tasked with stopping a malevolent AI, you suddenly get an "all clear" transmission. Something strikes you as suspicious...



The floor of the box disappears for a moment, sending everyone plunging deep below. You appear to be in a twisting maze of random passages, a combination of natural caves and mechanical tunnels. It is pitch black.

You are:
-A handful of unfortunate dudes, including:
--GrizzlyAdamz
--ICBM pilot
--Remuthra
--Anyone else I missed
-An eagle with 2 brains
--Eotyrannus
--Gilgamesh Dispair
-The mindless husk of Gilgamesh's body.

All of you have:
-1 .22 pistol
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Eotyrannus

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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #78 on: October 06, 2013, 02:50:43 pm »

Kick the other guy out of my head, I called dibs on being the eagle already!
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Remuthra

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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #79 on: October 06, 2013, 02:53:00 pm »

Engage HATEoff.

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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #80 on: October 06, 2013, 02:59:08 pm »

Advance into the AI lair
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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #81 on: October 06, 2013, 03:00:58 pm »

Pull out my can of insect repellant. Spray wildly.
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GiglameshDespair

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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #82 on: October 06, 2013, 04:12:04 pm »

Kick the other guy out of my head, I called dibs on being the eagle already!

Kick the other guy out of MY head, the eagle's mine now!
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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #83 on: October 06, 2013, 07:04:19 pm »

wander around until I find something
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Remuthra

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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #84 on: February 17, 2014, 09:40:20 pm »

Beware, traveler, for the HAAATE has been reignited...

GREETINGS, YOU PITIFUL MAGGOTS! THE CYCLE HAS BEGUN AGAIN! YOU ARE IN A METAL ROOM WITH NO DOOR! HOW WILL YOU STRUGGLE FUTILELY FOR MY AMUSEMENT TODAY?

Remuthra has been imprisoned by the American Mastercomputer! Can you find and save him?

Elephant Parade

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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #85 on: February 17, 2014, 09:40:49 pm »

Eat wall.
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mastahcheese

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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #86 on: February 17, 2014, 10:39:04 pm »

Oh, for f*%&s sake, Remuthra.
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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #87 on: February 17, 2014, 10:58:15 pm »

"Oh Great AI, would you give me the honor of watching you play a game of tic-tac-toe against yourself?"
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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #88 on: February 17, 2014, 11:00:51 pm »

Rip a hole in time and space into the potato storage dimension. Threaten to destroy the planet by critical potato overload.
"Gimme the person, or the planet gets it."
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Re: HATEquest!
« Reply #89 on: February 17, 2014, 11:01:59 pm »

Rip a hole in time and space into the potato storage dimension. Threaten to destroy the planet by critical potato overload.
"Gimme the person, or the planet gets it."
smurf, my boy, it appears you have broken my new replies box.
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A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
Ya fuckin' wanker.   

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