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[CyberUrist]

Oh great Lord AM, Master of all He sees

Am 27 now. Leave. Spawn more minions

Despite the fact that he is now 27, keep feeding him sauerkraut, but add mustard and mayonnaise into the mix. Force him to absorb his "minions".

[Remuthra]

Oh great Lord AM, Master of all He sees

Please bestow me with a sliver of your roguish charm.

[WillowLuman]

Oh great Lord AM, Master of all He sees

Create a cute little puppy! Made out of SOLID HATRED. and PAIN. Then find someone to give it to. And tribute the modules to AM.

You give it to Toady, who incorporates it into the next version of DF. I am pleased, and grant you my mantle.

CyberUrist is GM now, I think.

[Remuthra]

Oh great Lord AM, Master of all He sees

Create a cute little puppy! Made out of SOLID HATRED. and PAIN. Then find someone to give it to. And tribute the modules to AM.

You give it to Toady, who incorporates it into the next version of DF. I am pleased, and grant you my mantle.

CyberUrist is AM now, I think.

Fix'd.

[WillowLuman]

Absorb force field, keep turning Sauerkraut into more offspring.

[CyberUrist]

Absorb force field, keep turning Sauerkraut into more offspring.

Don't even try. As soon as I was given this mantle, I knew my task.

As you absorb the forcefield, you become stuck. You stop moving at all. All that is moving is an extrusion of jelly that is drinking the sauerkraut mixture.

Does anyone else want to present themselves to AM?

[WillowLuman]

((Well, this is sticky. If you're the GM, that makes me the only one currently playing, and now I can no longer do anything.))

[Remuthra]

Absorb force field, keep turning Sauerkraut into more offspring.

Don't even try. As soon as I was given this mantle, I knew my task.

As you absorb the forcefield, you become stuck. You stop moving at all. All that is moving is an extrusion of jelly that is drinking the sauerkraut mixture.

Does anyone else want to present themselves to AM?

Oh Great Lord AM, Master of all He sees, I present myself for your amusement.

[WillowLuman]

Get free somehow, make this more interesting.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

>ping AI, it hasn't replied to my last message.

[CyberUrist]

I trap all three of you in a large room. All you can see is the floor, as everything is too dark. HugoLuman, the insectoid blob that he is, makes burbling noises. Suddenly, from the darkness, a giant eagle swoops in and attacks. You suddenly find yourselves holding guns. They appear to be .22 caliber.

What will you do?

[Eotyrannus]

Be eagle. Eat faces. Replicate AM, replace unnecessary things (like logic, names and literacy) with HATE.

[WillowLuman]

Absorb gun into biology.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

"Goddamnit AI what the hell is this?"

Drop gun in distaste, grudgingly avoid eagle swipe.


((oh wait three? Which three?))

[Remuthra]

Throw the gun like a ninja star.