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Author Topic: Roll to Washington  (Read 67220 times)

Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #315 on: December 05, 2013, 10:26:44 pm »
Quote from: TCM on December 05, 2013, 10:12:55 pm
Pull Excalibur out of the White House, thus crowning me as King President of the United States.
(4) You take a walk towards the White House, and the lady of the reflecting pool tosses you the legendary Sword Bureaucracy, cutter of red tape, wielder of the governmental contract, which George Washington was said to wield. And yes, it is a lightsaber.

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 05, 2013, 10:16:13 pm
Own the mall nation planet galaxy galactic cluster universe multiverse OMNIVERSE.
(6) You annex EVERYTHING to the Republic of Kuken. Every creature in existence seems angered by your presumptiveness.

Quote from: poketwo on December 05, 2013, 10:16:38 pm
JUMP OUT OFF NOWHERE, SUMMON SCYTHER HORDS, OR WAS IT SWARMS? I DONT KNOW. CONQURE NATION WITH SCYTHERS.
(1) You jump out of nowhere and begin trying to summon hordes of demons to smite your foes. The FBI suspects you to be a Commie Traitor, and ship you off to Guantanamo Bay. Meanwhile, far away in Canada, the inhabitants are disturbed by a mental summons...

Quote from: Elephant Parade on December 05, 2013, 10:19:09 pm
Steal Excalibur. Turn it into Elephantcalibur. Rule Hell.
(1) You steal Excalibur and impale yourself with it. You become an Elephantcalibur Shishkabob. Welcome to Hell, and enjoy your stay!
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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #316 on: December 05, 2013, 10:31:31 pm »
Hire TF2 characters to kill Zanzetkuken
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #317 on: December 05, 2013, 10:33:34 pm »
Institute Omniversal Paranoia Protocals upon everyone except for me and the computers.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #318 on: December 05, 2013, 10:37:27 pm »
Steal Demoncalibur from hell. Use it to conjure Hellaphants.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #319 on: December 05, 2013, 10:40:20 pm »
Do remember that the inhabitants of Canada are radioactive !!CARIBOU!!
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #320 on: December 05, 2013, 10:42:18 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on December 05, 2013, 10:26:44 pm
Quote from: TCM on December 05, 2013, 10:12:55 pm
Pull Excalibur out of the White House, thus crowning me as King President of the United States.
(4) You take a walk towards the White House, and the lady of the reflecting pool tosses you the legendary Sword Bureaucracy, cutter of red tape, wielder of the governmental contract, which George Washington was said to wield. And yes, it is a lightsaber.
*high-fives Remuthra for knowledge of Arthurian lore*

Be a Senator.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #321 on: December 05, 2013, 11:37:10 pm »
Time to slash Nazi communist terrorist Vietcong, for America!

Also, arrest any sympathsizers in America, which now includes GWG.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2013, 11:48:41 pm by TCM »
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #322 on: December 05, 2013, 11:39:15 pm »
Quote from: TCM on December 05, 2013, 11:37:10 pm
Time to slash Nazi communist terrorist Vietcong, for America!

Addition to my prior action:

Hire this man as Minister of Propaganda Public Relations.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2013, 11:41:59 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #323 on: December 05, 2013, 11:40:28 pm »
Quote from: TCM on December 05, 2013, 11:37:10 pm
Time to slash Nazi communist terrorist Vietcong, for America!
Type extensive report explaining all the problems with this. Also:

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 05, 2013, 10:42:18 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on December 05, 2013, 10:26:44 pm
Quote from: TCM on December 05, 2013, 10:12:55 pm
Pull Excalibur out of the White House, thus crowning me as King President of the United States.
(4) You take a walk towards the White House, and the lady of the reflecting pool tosses you the legendary Sword Bureaucracy, cutter of red tape, wielder of the governmental contract, which George Washington was said to wield. And yes, it is a lightsaber.
*high-fives Remuthra for knowledge of Arthurian lore*

Be a Senator.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #324 on: December 06, 2013, 05:04:25 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2013, 10:31:31 pm
Hire TF2 characters to kill Zanzetkuken
(4) You hire TF1 characters to kill him. The newer models were out of stock.

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 05, 2013, 10:33:34 pm
Institute Omniversal Paranoia Protocals upon everyone except for me and the computers.
(3) You institute Paranoia Protocols on yourself. You are now somewhat more insane, but almost impossible to find.

Quote from: Elephant Parade on December 05, 2013, 10:37:27 pm
Steal Demoncalibur from hell. Use it to conjure Hellaphants.
Hey, remember the Dice Curse? It's back! Also you've been kicked out of Hell.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 05, 2013, 10:42:18 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on December 05, 2013, 10:26:44 pm
Quote from: TCM on December 05, 2013, 10:12:55 pm
Pull Excalibur out of the White House, thus crowning me as King President of the United States.
(4) You take a walk towards the White House, and the lady of the reflecting pool tosses you the legendary Sword Bureaucracy, cutter of red tape, wielder of the governmental contract, which George Washington was said to wield. And yes, it is a lightsaber.
*high-fives Remuthra for knowledge of Arthurian lore*

Be a Senator.
(4) You become a third-party senator.

Quote from: TCM on December 05, 2013, 11:37:10 pm
Time to slash Nazi communist terrorist Vietcong, for America!

Also, arrest any sympathsizers in America, which now includes GWG.
(6) You institute a reign of terror. You are now at war with all other countries!
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 05, 2013, 11:39:15 pm
Quote from: TCM on December 05, 2013, 11:37:10 pm
Time to slash Nazi communist terrorist Vietcong, for America!

Addition to my prior action:

Hire this man as Minister of Propaganda Public Relations.
(5) You do so. In response, all nations would declare war with you, but you're already at war with EVERYTHING.
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 05, 2013, 11:40:28 pm
Quote from: TCM on December 05, 2013, 11:37:10 pm
Time to slash Nazi communist terrorist Vietcong, for America!
Type extensive report explaining all the problems with this. Also:
(2) The FBI arrest you for two counts of free speech and one count of telling it like it is. You are taken to Guantanamo Bay for questioning about your terrorist nature.
« Last Edit: December 06, 2013, 05:11:37 pm by Remuthra »
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #325 on: December 06, 2013, 05:08:56 pm »
Become king of Not-Hell.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #326 on: December 06, 2013, 05:14:02 pm »
Use charisma to become leader of Guantanamo Inmates, initiate rebellion.
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #327 on: December 06, 2013, 05:15:40 pm »
Mind Control in my favor on all NPC's.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #328 on: December 06, 2013, 05:57:03 pm »
FLEE TO ITALY, SUMMON SCYTHER SWARM, REFOUND ROMAN EMPIRE
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #329 on: December 06, 2013, 06:59:33 pm »
Engage Zanzetkuken in rap battle.
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