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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #120 on: October 01, 2013, 03:22:56 pm »
Quote from: TCM on October 01, 2013, 03:18:28 pm
Back 2 Lyfe.
(1) Back 2 Tartarus. The dice curse is applied to you, and you are relieved of your skin and chained to the bottom of a sea of lemon juice. A pair of waterproof headphones playing "It's a Small World" are strapped to your head.
Quote from: Xantalos on October 01, 2013, 03:19:04 pm
Go kill son if he's on the British side of the Force.
(5) I have been waiting for you, Lord Washington. Kill me, and claim your destiny.
You have ascended to the position of Emperor!

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Commisioner, Office of Spring Cleaning- Zanzetkuken

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Emperor- Darth Washington

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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #121 on: October 01, 2013, 03:24:31 pm »
Doublepost!
« Last Edit: October 01, 2013, 03:28:48 pm by Remuthra »
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #122 on: October 01, 2013, 03:28:25 pm »
TRIPLE POST!
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #123 on: October 01, 2013, 03:35:55 pm »
Break curse.
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #124 on: October 01, 2013, 03:37:31 pm »
Quote from: TCM on October 01, 2013, 03:35:55 pm
Break curse.
(-15.36%) The curse breaks your face, and reminds you that the curse messes with your action rolls.
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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #125 on: October 01, 2013, 03:39:32 pm »
Activate fleet of Death Star Transformers
Take over neighboring galaxy
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #126 on: October 01, 2013, 03:39:48 pm »
Seduce someone with cheesy pick-up lines into becoming an LCS sleeper.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #127 on: October 01, 2013, 03:42:57 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on October 01, 2013, 03:39:32 pm
Activate fleet of Death Star Transformers
Take over neighboring galaxy
(2) You activate your army of Michael Bay clones in stormtrooper suits and commission them to make Star Wars Episode VII. The neighboring galaxy begins invading you to stop this unholy abomination.
Quote from: Persus13 on October 01, 2013, 03:39:48 pm
Seduce someone with cheesy pick-up lines into becoming an LCS sleeper.
(5) You seduce Bill Clinton into becoming your sleeper agent.

Government:
Two Party Rule
Brainheads
Leader- Mastahcheese (Hospitalized)
Vice Leader- Joben (Incarcerated)
Peanut Gallery

Super President- SCROOB SUPREME
Normal President- Bill Clinton (LCS Sleeper Agent)
Commisioner, Office of Spring Cleaning- Zanzetkuken
!!BLOODTHIRSTY SPACE MARINE CARIBOU SEIGE!!

State Flower- Landfill Waste

Galactic Empire
Emperor- Darth Washington
!!ANGRY SPACE ALIEN STARWARS FANBOY SEIGE!!

Liberal Crime Squadron
Master Hippie- Perseus (Highly Desirable Hallucinations)

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #128 on: October 01, 2013, 03:44:10 pm »
No.
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #129 on: October 01, 2013, 03:44:47 pm »
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Persus13

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #130 on: October 01, 2013, 03:45:19 pm »
Have Bill Clinton lay low until he's 100% effective
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #131 on: October 01, 2013, 03:45:37 pm »
Eat EVERYTHING. Physics first.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #132 on: October 01, 2013, 03:46:21 pm »
Assemble puppet army of Yodas.
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #133 on: October 01, 2013, 03:48:16 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on October 01, 2013, 03:45:19 pm
Have Bill Clinton lay low until he's 100% effective
Bill Clinton is already 100% effective 8).
Quote from: Xantalos on October 01, 2013, 03:46:21 pm
Assemble puppet army of Yodas.
(6) You buy a whole lot of Yoda toys and use dark powers to bring them to life. You are now C'thulu's slave.

Government:
Two Party Rule
Brainheads
Leader- Mastahcheese (Hospitalized)
Vice Leader- Joben (Incarcerated)
Peanut Gallery

Super President- SCROOB SUPREME
Normal President- Bill Clinton (LCS Sleeper Agent)
Commisioner, Office of Spring Cleaning- Zanzetkuken
!!BLOODTHIRSTY SPACE MARINE CARIBOU SEIGE!!

State Flower- Landfill Waste

Galactic Empire
Emperor- Darth Washington (Slave to the Elder Gods)
!!ANGRY SPACE ALIEN STARWARS FANBOY SEIGE!!

Liberal Crime Squadron
Master Hippie- Perseus (Highly Desirable Hallucinations)

Belgium
President- Ebbor
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #134 on: October 01, 2013, 03:55:51 pm »
Seduce LCS until it becomes a top-notch Superhero team.
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