School. Also, you guys actually post actions faster than I can answer them.
Build giant space station. Use it to destroy the galactic empire.
(1) You build the Galactic Empire a space station, which they use to show you the full power of the battle station.
Demand access to our strategic magma reserves.
(1) You're still-living body is granted intimate access to the strategic magma reserves.
Demand access to our strategic magma reserves.
Hit this guy with a large golf club before he can do that thing.
(6) You hit him so hard, he falls into the magma reserves, and your brand new golf club with him.
Use powers of not being a demon to break through the adamantine and release the demons upon the land.
(5) You wisely choose to break the curse laid upon you instead of the adamantine.
Write newspaper article summarizing the current political situation.
(3) Everything has gone to hell, including your newspaper sales!
Introduce well thought out and comprehensive education bill.
(1) A radiactive Caribou Space Marine assassinates you before you can contaminate the game with reason. You wake up in hell, and say hi to Elephant Parade, who is still sitting down in Tartarus.
MANIFEST IN CORPOREAL FORM
SMITE THE BITCH WHO MADE ME A GHOST
(6) You smite him so hard, you annihilate both your corporeal forms. You are now both space ghosts.
Lobby for government funded ponies in every household in place of department of education
(4) You don your largest boot and campaign for Equine Protection Programs. The government doesn't listen to its presidents, as always. A protest group starts up.
HOW THE FRELL AM I STILL IN THE HOSPITAL
Because you never Rolled to Heal.
Appear in a puff of future dust, wearing a duster. Be black, mutter things about the old world, then go find a courier.
(3) You appear in the middle of a Dust Buster ambush! Curse them!
Be Bill Clinton, sleep with everybody (past, present, future, living, dead, it don't matter)
(6) You decide to have Bill Clinton be you, instead. You are elected Normal President of Washington.
USE TELEPORTER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM FIVE FEET AWAY
(3) You teleport the bathroom five feet to you. This seems to have been rather bad for the plumbing.
Run for office on removing governmental redundency.
(4) You become the Commissioner of the Office of Spring Cleaning.
Be Belgian
Get accidentally elected European president
(4) You create Belgium and elect yourself President of Belgium.
((*sigh* My comment about President Clinton was a continuation of the joke about his amusing reputation, not intended in any way to spark serious political discussion.))
Use influence to fund FTL research.
(6) You develop a FTL drive, and command its maiden voyage. You forgot to bring your passport and visa, and are arrested by Imperial Customs officers.
However, the President does have some serious clout, and with the right reputation they can have far more influence than any two congressmen. And if the President addresses the Nation, chances are more people will listen than if a Representative or Senator does. There are many things the President can do that don't need Congressional approval, like Excecutive Orders. True there may be legal challenges to those, but those come from the Supreme Court and take a while.
Skilled Presidents know how to play to the crowd and skirt around whatever red tape their opponents throw at them. They're not all powerful, but are certainly far more powerful than a bank teller wearing earrings.
Throw a knife at this guy to stop him from giving misinformation on how the government works.
True intellectuals know that The Supreme Court are Old West Lawman, Congress is Fruit Salad, the President's job is to go on vacation, and elections are decided by Monster Truck Jousting Tournaments.
(4) Your throwing arm isn't real great, so you just stab him.
Catch knife, sleep with it
(6) You catch the knife directly to your gut. You might want to seek medical attention in the Space Hospital.
Catch knife, sleep with it
Replace with stick, name Hugoluman Everret
(5) With expert precision, Doctor Xantalos removes the knife and replaces it with a stick to prevent blood loss. He then goes around legally changing your name.
Be an irrelevant dinosaur.
(1) You are eaten by an irrelevant dinosaur. Welcome to hell.
Government:
Two Party Rule
Brainheads
Leader- Mastahcheese (Hospitalized)
Vice Leader- Joben (Incarcerated)
Peanut Gallery
Super President- SCROOB SUPREME
Normal President- Bill Clinton
Commisioner, Office of Spring Cleaning- Zanzetkuken
!!BLOODTHIRSTY SPACE MARINE CARIBOU SEIGE!!
State Flower- Landfill Waste
Galactic Empire
Apprentice Emperor- Darth Washington (Space Ghost)
Liberal Crime Squadron
Master Hippie- Perseus (Highly Desirable Hallucinations)
Belgium
President- Ebbor
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