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Author Topic: Roll to Washington  (Read 67163 times)

Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #30 on: September 30, 2013, 06:54:58 pm »
Quote from: TCM on September 30, 2013, 06:45:11 pm
Annext the West Coast and become King.
(6) You become the biggest of the big-name TV show executives. "Annext time on The Carp Master, we got a real nice find for ya..."
Quote from: Scood on September 30, 2013, 06:46:15 pm
suggest a shiny toaster as the national bird.
(3) Your petition gets bogged down by red tape.
Quote from: mastahcheese on September 30, 2013, 06:48:05 pm
Announce landfill waste as national flower.
(4) After making the announcement, you realize that you have no landfills, and all trash is being atomsmashed away. This is taken as a sign of your lack of national prowess, and the Galactic Empire laughs at you.
Quote from: Joben on September 30, 2013, 06:51:09 pm
Acquire vast amounts of currency.
(2) You get twenty dollars begging on the street.
Quote from: Elephant Parade on September 30, 2013, 06:51:35 pm
Exorcise the dice, which are obviously possessed.
(0) The dice eat your face, then drop you into Tartarus, where you spend eternity strapped to the Clockwork Orange chair watching all the Doctor Who episodes in reverse order.

Government:
Two Party Rule
Brainheads
Leader- Mastahcheese (Hospitalized)
Vice Leader- Joben
Peanut Gallery

Commander of the First Bay Legion- Perseus Caesar

State Flower- Landfill Waste

Galactic Empire
Apprentice Emperor- Darth Washington
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mastahcheese

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #31 on: September 30, 2013, 06:56:11 pm »
Press the button. You know the one.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
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As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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BFEL

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #32 on: September 30, 2013, 06:56:49 pm »
BE PRESIDENT SCROOB. STEAL OTHER PLANETS AIR.
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Quote from: Magistrum on May 19, 2015, 06:22:30 am
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #33 on: September 30, 2013, 06:59:48 pm »
Quote from: mastahcheese on September 30, 2013, 06:56:11 pm
Press the button. You know the one.
(2) You can't reach the button from the Space Hospital!
Quote from: BFEL on September 30, 2013, 06:56:49 pm
BE PRESIDENT SCROOB. STEAL OTHER PLANETS AIR.
(5) You be Super President SCROOB. You steal all the air in the universe and lock it inside a vault underneath your desk.

Government:
Two Party Rule
Brainheads
Leader- Mastahcheese (Hospitalized)
Vice Leader- Joben
Peanut Gallery

Commander of the First Bay Legion- Perseus Caesar
Super President- SCROOB

State Flower- Landfill Waste

Galactic Empire
Apprentice Emperor- Darth Washington
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BFEL

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #34 on: September 30, 2013, 07:02:10 pm »
Get in bed with Brandy and Mandy. Forget which is which.

((Ever seen Spaceballs hatman? :P))
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Quote from: Magistrum on May 19, 2015, 06:22:30 am
7/10 Has much more memorable sigs but casts them to the realm of sigtexts.

Indeed, I do this.

Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #35 on: September 30, 2013, 07:05:34 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on September 30, 2013, 07:02:10 pm
Get in bed with Brandy and Mandy. Forget which is which.

((Ever seen Spaceballs hatman? :P))
(3) Sorry, I'm too busy huffing perri-air.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #36 on: September 30, 2013, 07:08:06 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on September 30, 2013, 07:05:34 pm
Quote from: BFEL on September 30, 2013, 07:02:10 pm
Get in bed with Brandy and Mandy. Forget which is which.

((Ever seen Spaceballs hatman? :P))
(3) Sorry, I'm too busy huffing perri-air.
((I will take this as a yes :P))
Also:
COMB THE DESERT
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Quote from: Magistrum on May 19, 2015, 06:22:30 am
7/10 Has much more memorable sigs but casts them to the realm of sigtexts.

Indeed, I do this.

Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #37 on: September 30, 2013, 07:09:13 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on September 30, 2013, 07:08:06 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on September 30, 2013, 07:05:34 pm
Quote from: BFEL on September 30, 2013, 07:02:10 pm
Get in bed with Brandy and Mandy. Forget which is which.

((Ever seen Spaceballs hatman? :P))
(3) Sorry, I'm too busy huffing perri-air.
((I will take this as a yes :P))
Also:
COMB THE DESERT
(2) You go to comb the desert, but you left your comb at home!
The GM also sees what you did there.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #38 on: September 30, 2013, 07:14:39 pm »
Win favor for myself by invading Canada and subduing those Socialist French!

(Also, a political RTD, and not a single LCS reference?)
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #39 on: September 30, 2013, 07:19:16 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on September 30, 2013, 07:14:39 pm
Win favor for myself by invading Canada and subduing those Socialist French!

(Also, a political RTD, and not a single LCS reference?)
(Hey, I'm a busy man.)
(6) You nuke those commies to the ground! Canadia is no more, and there are only several hundred thousand radioactive super caribou trying to invade!

Government:
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Brainheads
Leader- Mastahcheese (Hospitalized)
Vice Leader- Joben
Peanut Gallery

Commander of the First Bay Legion- Perseus Caesar
Super President- SCROOB
!!CARIBOU SEIGE!!

State Flower- Landfill Waste

Galactic Empire
Apprentice Emperor- Darth Washington
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #40 on: September 30, 2013, 07:20:52 pm »
Kill the competition via elaborate drive-by shootings.
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Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #41 on: September 30, 2013, 07:23:50 pm »
Become ghost. Haunt dice until they get annoyed and promise to stop giving me bad rolls.
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #42 on: September 30, 2013, 07:25:30 pm »
Quote from: TCM on September 30, 2013, 07:20:52 pm
Kill the competition via elaborate drive-by shootings.
(3) Right, you shoot all those competitors. Oh, wait. Those were your employees. Yeah...
Quote from: Elephant Parade on September 30, 2013, 07:23:50 pm
Become ghost. Haunt dice until they get annoyed and promise to stop giving me bad rolls.
(4) The dice convince the keyboard to get in on the scheme. It begins writing negative results that end up in your eyes being replaced with d100s. Your eyes are replaced with d100s.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #43 on: September 30, 2013, 07:26:42 pm »
Choke Darth Washington.
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #44 on: September 30, 2013, 07:27:54 pm »
Quote from: TCM on September 30, 2013, 07:26:42 pm
Choke Darth Washington.
(2) How are going to get to the Galactic Empire without a passport and a visa?
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