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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #60 on: September 30, 2013, 08:08:04 pm »
Quote from: TCM on September 30, 2013, 07:49:46 pm
Call Space Ghostbusters.
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Head to a Sweatshop and rescue the sweatshop workers.
(6) You rescue the sweatshop workers, and the sweatshop workers want to do your bidding in return. You approach the aw, man, it was just a space hallucination.
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Attempt to gain job as circus freak.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #61 on: September 30, 2013, 08:13:38 pm »
Build giant space station. Use it to destroy the galactic empire.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #62 on: September 30, 2013, 08:31:16 pm »
Demand access to our strategic magma reserves.
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TCM

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #63 on: September 30, 2013, 08:35:36 pm »
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on September 30, 2013, 08:31:16 pm
Demand access to our strategic magma reserves.

Hit this guy with a large golf club before he can do that thing.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #64 on: September 30, 2013, 08:36:18 pm »
Use powers of not being a demon to break through the adamantine and release the demons upon the land.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #65 on: September 30, 2013, 08:37:08 pm »
Quote from: TCM on September 30, 2013, 08:35:36 pm
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on September 30, 2013, 08:31:16 pm
Demand access to our strategic magma reserves.

Hit this guy with a large golf club before he can do that thing.

((Inb4 we both fall into the magma))
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #66 on: September 30, 2013, 08:56:22 pm »
Write newspaper article summarizing the current political situation.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #67 on: September 30, 2013, 10:47:52 pm »
Introduce well thought out and comprehensive education bill.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #68 on: September 30, 2013, 11:32:39 pm »
MANIFEST IN CORPOREAL FORM
SMITE THE BITCH WHO MADE ME A GHOST
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #69 on: October 01, 2013, 12:19:38 am »
Lobby for government funded ponies in every household in place of department of education
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mastahcheese

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #70 on: October 01, 2013, 12:46:16 am »
HOW THE FRELL AM I STILL IN THE HOSPITAL
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #71 on: October 01, 2013, 12:47:25 am »
Quote from: mastahcheese on October 01, 2013, 12:46:16 am
HOW THE FRELL AM I STILL IN THE HOSPITAL
Be happy that you're only in the hospital, instead of in hell with dice for eyes.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #72 on: October 01, 2013, 12:48:41 am »
Appear in a puff of future dust, wearing a duster. Be black, mutter things about the old world, then go find a courier.
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mastahcheese

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #73 on: October 01, 2013, 12:49:17 am »
Quote from: Elephant Parade on October 01, 2013, 12:47:25 am
Quote from: mastahcheese on October 01, 2013, 12:46:16 am
HOW THE FRELL AM I STILL IN THE HOSPITAL
Be happy that you're only in the hospital, instead of in hell with dice for eyes.
You make a good point, there.
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #74 on: October 01, 2013, 01:02:14 am »
Be Bill Clinton, sleep with everybody (past, present, future, living, dead, it don't matter)
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