Reveal myself to be Xantalos' father.
(5) THE BIG REVEAL.
"REMUTHRA, I AM YOUR FATHER."
"WHAT, HOW?"
"SEX."
"OH, COOL."
Skip cutscene, kill Remuthra and use snazzy loot to kill Rebel leaders.
(4) XANTALOS SKIPS THROUGH THE TALK ANYWAYS AND STABS REMUTHRA THROUGH THE CHEST.
THE DARK LORD CRIES OUT IN PAIN, "WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS SON?"
"BECAUSE," SUNGLASSES ARE EQUIPPED,
"IT'S YOUR TURN TO GET PENETRATED."DOING PUNS MEANS XANTALOS HAS NO TIME TO ACQUIRE THICK LOOTS.
Force Levitate the X button out the window.
(6) YOU LEVITATE EVERYTHING IN THE PLACE OUT THE WINDOW.
Demand an overly specific set of random materials immediately, declare them important for a great work of art that will transcend time and space!
(4) YOU REQUEST A CITY MADE OUT OF BOOZE AND SEX.
(6) SECURITY GUARDS BEAT YOU UP. YOU ARE THROWN OUT, BUT THE EVENT IS LEAKED ONTO TV. THERE IS A PROTEST AND THE GUARDS LOSE THEIR JOBS.
THEY'RE STILL ANGRY AT YOU THOUGH.
Force Levitate the X button out the window.
Use console commands instead
Point out that console commands are a PC thing, not a console one.
Be using both at th same time like a 8055.
(5 VS. 4) FIGHT TIME. REMUTHRA USES THE POWER OF CROSS-SYSTEMS, WHILE THE WOUNDED REMUTHRA REMOVES THE KNIFE AND STABS HIS SON IN THE ARM.
FATHER-SON BONDING.
Ressurect, whether from the Power of Love [sp]tm[/sp], being the daughter of god, or some eldritch magicks.
(6) YOU COME BACK AS ASSYRIA.
APPLY LIQUID OXYGEN TO EVERYONE
APPLY MATCH TO LIQUID OXYGEN
(3) YOU APPLY LIQUID OXYGEN TO A GUY IN A BIKER GANG.
(5) YOU LIGHT HIM UP WITH A MATCH. NICE AND TOASTY NOW.
HIS BUDDIES DON'T SEEM TO BE THAT HAPPY WITH YOU.
(1) THEY SHOOT AT YOU AND ONLY MANAGE TO KILL HALF OF THEMSELVES IN FRIENDLY FIRE.
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Tree People: Civil War. DED.
Grammar Nazis: On the run. DED.
Rebel Forces: Angry at Xantalos.
Biker Gang: Bad shots.
Workshop Security: Unemployed.
Cheesecake: Correctly named. (1-or-6 Die)
Remurtha: Dad time. Fatally wounded.
HFS: Not intimidating.
Helgoland: Mass Ring Production.
ICBM pilot: Intimidating Grammar Nazis.
Samarkand: Poor and cake.
Xantalos: Patricide death puns.
Remuthra: Object removal time. Arm stabbed.
Tavik Toth: Going Operation Desert Storm.
Spinal_Taper: Assyria.
Xanmyral: Wut.