Name: Toth
Color: Awesome
Hat: Commissar hat
Special Power: Summon character - summons a character of my choosing from a universe of my choosing.
Sidearm: Challenger 2 tank- it's a Main battle tank.
(5) YOU SPAWN WITH A TANK IN THE DESERT.
HAUNT THE GHOSTS OF TREE PEOPLE
WITH HELLFIRE
(3) YOU WAVE A SINGLE MATCH AROUND. OOOOOOOO~
Crush the Grammar Nazis with the raw power of the Soviet war machine.
(5) YOU DESTROY THE GRAMMAR NAZIS USING THE IMMENSE POWER ON THE FOUNDATION OF TANKS, KALSHNIKOVS, BEETS AND FAKE LESBIAN POP STARS.
Take control of the cosmos. Become king of all of them.
(6) YOU BECOME THE KING OF THE COSMOS, AND ARE IMMEDIATELY OUSTED BY THE GALATIC EMPIRE IN A VERY QUICK COUP-DE-GRACE, CONSIDERING IT'S YOU VS. EVERYONE ELSE IN THE EMPIRE. THEY ESTABLISH A COSMOS DEMOCRACY INSTEAD.
(2) THE REBELS GLARE AT YOU.
Use the Force!
(5) YOU LEVITATE STUFF OUT OF A SWAMP. YOU NOW HAVE THE FORCE.
Forge one ring to bind Xantalos and subjugate him to my will.
(6) YOU FORGE THE RING TO CONQUER XANTALOS! YOU MAKE SO MANY RINGS OF ALL KINDS IN FACT, THAT IT'S HARD TO FIND THE ONE YOU MADE FOR XANTALOS.
Counterforge -2 rings to doublebind myself to my own will.
(5) YOU DO THAT SO NOW YOU HAVE CONTROL OVER YOURSELF.
GREAT.
Trip and fall cutely.
(1) YOU CONTRACT SYPHILIS.
DED.
Fall under a strange mood and claim a workshop!
(6) YOU CLAIM A WORKSHOP. YOU DECLARE YOURSELF KING OF THE WORKSHOP, MUCH TO THE CONFUSION OF EVERYONE ELSE WHO WAS JUST HAVING A GODDAMN NORMAL DAY AT WORK BEFORE YOU STEPPED IN AND DECLARED YOURSELF AS SUCH.
(3) THE TWO ON-DUTY SECURITY GUARDS ASK YOU TO LEAVE.
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Tree People: Civil War. DED.
Grammar Nazis: On the run. DED.
Rebel Forces: Angry at Xantalos.
Workshop Security: Handling Xanmyral.
Cheesecake: Correctly named. (1-or-6 Die)
Remurtha: Less Hate.
HFS: Not intimidating.
Helgoland: Mass Ring Production.
ICBM pilot: Intimidating Grammar Nazis.
Samarkand: Poor and cake.
Xantalos: Usurped. Controls self.
Remuthra: Obtained The Force.
Tavik Toth: Going Operation Desert Storm.
Spinal_Taper: DED.
Xanmyral: Self-proclaimed King of the Workshop.