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Author Topic: TCM Appears to be in control, Xantalos wants to be in control  (Read 16648 times)

Remuthra

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Re: CHEESCAKE HAS TAKEN CONTROL
« Reply #45 on: October 02, 2013, 05:23:12 am »

Steal the d6 and replace it with a d20.

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Re: CHEESCAKE HAS TAKEN CONTROL
« Reply #46 on: October 02, 2013, 06:07:25 am »

Roll a 7 with a d6.
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Re: CHEESCAKE HAS TAKEN CONTROL
« Reply #47 on: October 02, 2013, 04:55:32 pm »

Lament the unforeseen consequences of my actions. Apologize profusely to the greater Bay 12 community.

(6)

YOU SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON BAKING A GIANT APOLOGY CAKE. YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY, AND HAVE NO WAY TO SEND IT TO THE COMMUNITY EITHER, SO YOUR APOLOGY IS FUTILE AND EMPTY.

Be mad that TCM put me as Cheesecake instead of Mastahcheese.

(1)

NAH, YOU PERMANENTLY CHEESECAKE NOW.

Fire the Death Star.

(5)

YOU FIRE DEATH STAR. RANDOM PLANET SUCSESSFULLY DESTROYED. NOW THE REBELS ON YO' ASS.

(3)

THEY SHOOT LARGE MISSILES AT YOUR BEAUTIFUL DEATH STAR, TARNISHING ITS PAINT COATING.

Rewrite the dice so that all outcomes are either a 1 or a 6.

(6)

DICE OUTCOMES ARE ONLY 1 OR 6. BUT ONLY FOR YOU.

REWRITE DICE SO ALL RESULTS ARE A 7

BURN DOWN FOREST


(4) YOU ROLL A 7.

(7) FOREST IS BURNED TO THE GROUND. ALL TREE PEOPLE DED. SO ARE YOU.

DED.

do previous action but without any gentlemanly challenge.

(3) AS THE GRAMMAR NAZIS WALK AWAY, YOU RUN UP AND PUNCH HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD, PROCEEDS TO GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT.

(1) THE REST OF THE GRAMMAR NAZIS RUN FOR IT.

Be bored of these silly shenanigans, make a character sheet for other people so I can take over this thread.

Code: [Select]
Name:
Color:
Hat:
Special Power:
Sidearm:

(1)

"THAT SHEET AIN'T RAD ENOUGH" - TOADY_ONE

Name: Xantalos
Color: Xantalos
Hat: It's shaped like myself
Special Power: Xantalos - horrible things are done to the target
Sidearm: Xantagun. Fires miniature Xantalos at the enemy.

(5) You spawn as Xantalos.

Steal the d6 and replace it with a d20.

(3) YOU STEAL D6 AND REPLACE IT WITH A D7. OKAY.

Roll a 7 with a d6.

(N/A) IT AIN'T A D6 NO MORE.





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Tree People: Civil War. DED.
Grammar Nazis: On the run.
Rebel Forces: Fighting Galactic Empire.

Cheesecake: Correctly named. (1-or-6 Die)
Remurtha: Less Hate.
HFS: DED.
Helgoland: Trying the impossible, row row, fight the powah'.
ICBM pilot: Intimidating Grammar Nazis.
Samarkand: Poor and cake.
Xantalos: Running the D. Star. Also is Xantalos.
Remuthra: Altering dice.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: CHEESCAKE HAS TAKEN CONTROL
« Reply #48 on: October 02, 2013, 05:03:20 pm »

Name: Toth
Color: Awesome
Hat: Commissar hat
Special Power: Summon character - summons a character of my choosing from a universe of my choosing.
Sidearm: Challenger 2 tank- it's a Main battle tank.
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Re: CHEESCAKE HAS TAKEN CONTROL
« Reply #49 on: October 02, 2013, 05:21:44 pm »

HAUNT THE GHOSTS OF TREE PEOPLE

WITH HELLFIRE
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Re: CHEESCAKE HAS TAKEN CONTROL
« Reply #50 on: October 02, 2013, 05:24:45 pm »

Crush the Grammar Nazis with the raw power of the Soviet war machine.
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I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

Xantalos

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Re: CHEESCAKE HAS TAKEN CONTROL
« Reply #51 on: October 02, 2013, 05:42:17 pm »

Take control of the cosmos. Become king of all of them.
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Re: TCM Appears to be in control, Xantalos wants to be in control
« Reply #52 on: October 02, 2013, 06:07:39 pm »

Use the Force!

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Re: TCM Appears to be in control, Xantalos wants to be in control
« Reply #53 on: October 02, 2013, 06:38:49 pm »

Forge one ring to bind Xantalos and subjugate him to my will.
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Re: TCM Appears to be in control, Xantalos wants to be in control
« Reply #54 on: October 02, 2013, 06:40:48 pm »

Forge one ring to bind Xantalos and subjugate him to my will.
Counterforge -2 rings to doublebind myself to my own will.
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Re: TCM Appears to be in control, Xantalos wants to be in control
« Reply #55 on: October 02, 2013, 07:31:14 pm »

Trip and fall cutely.
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Re: TCM Appears to be in control, Xantalos wants to be in control
« Reply #56 on: October 02, 2013, 07:35:42 pm »

Fall under a strange mood and claim a workshop!

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Re: TCM Appears to be in control, Xantalos wants to be in control
« Reply #57 on: October 02, 2013, 07:54:40 pm »

Name: Toth
Color: Awesome
Hat: Commissar hat
Special Power: Summon character - summons a character of my choosing from a universe of my choosing.
Sidearm: Challenger 2 tank- it's a Main battle tank.

(5) YOU SPAWN WITH A TANK IN THE DESERT.

HAUNT THE GHOSTS OF TREE PEOPLE

WITH HELLFIRE


(3)  YOU WAVE A SINGLE MATCH AROUND. OOOOOOOO~

Crush the Grammar Nazis with the raw power of the Soviet war machine.

(5) YOU DESTROY THE GRAMMAR NAZIS USING THE IMMENSE POWER ON THE FOUNDATION OF TANKS, KALSHNIKOVS, BEETS AND FAKE LESBIAN POP STARS.

Take control of the cosmos. Become king of all of them.

(6) YOU BECOME THE KING OF THE COSMOS, AND ARE IMMEDIATELY OUSTED BY THE GALATIC EMPIRE IN A VERY QUICK COUP-DE-GRACE, CONSIDERING IT'S YOU VS. EVERYONE ELSE IN THE EMPIRE. THEY ESTABLISH A COSMOS DEMOCRACY INSTEAD.

(2) THE REBELS GLARE AT YOU.

Use the Force!

(5) YOU LEVITATE STUFF OUT OF A SWAMP. YOU NOW HAVE THE FORCE.

Forge one ring to bind Xantalos and subjugate him to my will.

(6) YOU FORGE THE RING TO CONQUER XANTALOS! YOU MAKE SO MANY RINGS OF ALL KINDS IN FACT, THAT IT'S HARD TO FIND THE ONE YOU MADE FOR XANTALOS.

Counterforge -2 rings to doublebind myself to my own will.

(5) YOU DO THAT SO NOW YOU HAVE CONTROL OVER YOURSELF.

GREAT.

Trip and fall cutely.

(1) YOU CONTRACT SYPHILIS.

DED.

Fall under a strange mood and claim a workshop!

(6) YOU CLAIM A WORKSHOP. YOU DECLARE YOURSELF KING OF THE WORKSHOP, MUCH TO THE CONFUSION OF EVERYONE ELSE WHO WAS JUST HAVING A GODDAMN NORMAL DAY AT WORK BEFORE YOU STEPPED IN AND DECLARED YOURSELF AS SUCH.

(3) THE TWO ON-DUTY SECURITY GUARDS ASK YOU TO LEAVE.




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Tree People: Civil War. DED.
Grammar Nazis: On the run. DED.
Rebel Forces: Angry at Xantalos.
Workshop Security: Handling Xanmyral.

Cheesecake: Correctly named. (1-or-6 Die)
Remurtha: Less Hate.
HFS: Not intimidating.
Helgoland: Mass Ring Production.
ICBM pilot: Intimidating Grammar Nazis.
Samarkand: Poor and cake.
Xantalos: Usurped. Controls self.
Remuthra: Obtained The Force.
Tavik Toth: Going Operation Desert Storm.
Spinal_Taper: DED.
Xanmyral: Self-proclaimed King of the Workshop.
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Remuthra

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Re: TCM Appears to be in control, Xantalos wants to be in control
« Reply #58 on: October 02, 2013, 08:00:16 pm »

Reveal myself to be Xantalos' father.

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Re: TCM Appears to be in control, Xantalos wants to be in control
« Reply #59 on: October 02, 2013, 08:01:24 pm »

Skip cutscene, kill Remuthra and use snazzy loot to kill Rebel leaders.
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