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[Mr. Strange]

#1 Drill giant hole in Yellowstone.
#2 Pump cold water in.
#3 ? ? ?
#4 Profit.

There's no way this could go wrong.

[Baffler]

#1 Drill giant hole in Yellowstone.
#2 Pump cold water in.
#3 ? ? ?
#4 Profit.

There's no way this could go wrong.

A section of the cavern has collapsed!

[Dutchling]

ptw

[Sergarr]

#1 Drill giant hole in Yellowstone.
#2 Pump cold water in.
#3 ? ? ?
#4 Profit.

There's no way this could go wrong.

A section of the cavern has collapsed!

And then people will discover shiny blue rocks underneath the ruins...

[MaximumZero]

Then, dwarven space elevator!

[Lagslayer]

Then, dwarven space elevator!

Well, if we could flash freeze the column of lava as it shoots out, maybe. I'll begin drawing up plans for a planet mover for europa. Better fire up the infinite glass factories and make blocks and mechanisms on repeat; this could take a while.

Future generations will thank* us for our efforts!

[Dutchling]

Everyone infected with Ebola will get one third of a German soldier.

Kinda.

[alway]

http://www.cdc.gov/vhf/ebola/outbreaks/2014-west-africa/qa-mmwr-estimating-future-cases.html
CDC study predicts 1.4 million infected by January.

Cases in Liberia are currently doubling every 15-20 days, and those in Sierra Leone and Guinea are doubling every 30-40 days.

Halting the epidemic requires that approximately 70% of Ebola cases be cared for in Ebola Treatment Units or, if they are at capacity, at home or in a community setting in which there is a reduced risk of disease transmission and safe burials are provided.

Considering that they state there is currently an estimated 1.5 unreported cases for every 1 case, 70% seems to be a pretty high percentage.

[Dutchling]

Would North Africa and Arabia have the healthcare systems and well... culture to make a spread like that very unlikely?

I mean, so far the reason Ebola is bad seems 90% Africa and 10% Ebola :x

[Putnam]

It's not so much a culture problem as the fact that every crackpot conspiracy theory that happens within the realm of humankind is actually something that the people in Africa have to deal with regularly.

[Dutchling]

Well.

Eating dead bats sure doesn't help.

[Morrigi]

Well.

Eating dead bats sure doesn't help.

Probably safer than eating live ones.

[Putnam]

Well.

Eating dead bats sure doesn't help.

wow what kind of weirdo eats dead mammals

[ChairmanPoo]

I do. I favor cows, however.

[LordSlowpoke]

putnam baby please eating dead mammals is for scrublords the size of a brazilion brazilian rainforests

* LordSlowpoke tears off a chunk of putnam's shoulder and chews on it

delicious