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[BFEL]

Begin designing powered armor.

Drop smashed crystals in front of him while he is working and ask if he knows what they are, and if he can use them for anything. Then go find a chair to fall asleep in and spread the narcolepsy epidemic.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Begin designing powered armor.

Drop smashed crystals in front of him while he is working and ask if he knows what they are, and if he can use them for anything. Then go find a chair to fall asleep in and spread the narcolepsy epidemic.

"That is an excellent question..."

Actually, begin designing/looking for/using equipment to analyze the crystal.

[Persus13]

Crash haley's comet into him

(1) (6) You crash Hailey's comet into him, blowing up the sun with him. In the last days of Earth, as the warmth of the sun slowly vanishes, you are put in charge of formulating a plan for the survival of the human race.

Arrive at the observatory, take Sidereal inside and see if they are any first aid kits or something.

Then Google remedies for narcolepsy.

(4) You take Sidereal inside, and grab a first aid kit. You notice that she has some pretty large wounds on her chest that need medical attention if she wasn't still in rock form. This is also where the sparkly bits are from.

You do a google search

Purchase a snake! Hopefully I can afford it. Preferably a non-poisonous one, though.

(4) You purchase a boa constrictor.

Begin designing powered armor.

Drop smashed crystals in front of him while he is working and ask if he knows what they are, and if he can use them for anything. Then go find a chair to fall asleep in and spread the narcolepsy epidemic.

You drop the smashed crystals in front of Colin and then go take a nap.

Begin designing powered armor.

Drop smashed crystals in front of him while he is working and ask if he knows what they are, and if he can use them for anything. Then go find a chair to fall asleep in and spread the narcolepsy epidemic.

"That is an excellent question..."

Actually, begin designing/looking for/using equipment to analyze the crystal.

(5) Despite being in an observatory you locate a microscope, and start thinking up ideas for a super-analyzer.

[Harry Baldman]

Superb. Turn said snake into an elephant constrictor.

[BFEL]

snore LOUDLY. LIKE REALLY REALLY REALLY LOUDLY.


LIKE THIS LOUDLY

[wolfchild]

That's easy, disassemble whats left of the sun, and build fusion reactors with it

[GreatWyrmGold]

Crash haley's comet into him

(1) (6) You crash Hailey's comet into him, blowing up the sun with him. In the last days of Earth, as the warmth of the sun slowly vanishes, you are put in charge of formulating a plan for the survival of the human race.

DAMMIT DE--WOLFCHILD!
((Although humans could probably live for weeks, or in small numbers in Iceland for centuries.))

That's easy, disassemble whats left of the sun, and build fusion reactors with it

Aid action.

[Persus13]

Crash haley's comet into him

(1) (6) You crash Hailey's comet into him, blowing up the sun with him. In the last days of Earth, as the warmth of the sun slowly vanishes, you are put in charge of formulating a plan for the survival of the human race.

DAMMIT DE--WOLFCHILD!
((Although humans could probably live for weeks, or in small numbers in Iceland for centuries.))

That's easy, disassemble whats left of the sun, and build fusion reactors with it

Aid action.

You know wolfchild's asleep right?

[GreatWyrmGold]

No, I didn't.

That actually explains a lot.

Begin work on crystal analysis machine thing.

[BFEL]

I LOLed so much. So much LOL.

[mastahcheese]

Ok, see if the crystals can be removed without risking huge bleeding when they un-transform.

[Persus13]

Superb. Turn said snake into an elephant constrictor.

(6) The snake swells, bursting the cage and through the roof, becoming an adult African elephant. (4) It trumpets loudly.

snore LOUDLY. LIKE REALLY REALLY REALLY LOUDLY.


LIKE THIS LOUDLY

(6) You snore so loudly you cause everyone to grab their ears, and cause Sidereal to wake up.

That's easy, disassemble whats left of the sun, and build fusion reactors with it

You're about to, when a loud roar jolts you awake. You look over to see Joseph snoring loudly.

No, I didn't.

That actually explains a lot.

Begin work on crystal analysis machine thing.

You try to, but Joseph's huge snores cause you to lose concentration

Ok, see if the crystals can be removed without risking huge bleeding when they un-transform.

Well, first off Sidereal is in her rock form, and secondly, Joseph is snoring so loudly you can't hear yourself think.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Locate a pillow. Stuff it onto Joe's face to shut him up.

Make the machine that will analyze the crystal.

[BFEL]

Locate a pillow. Stuff it onto Joe's face to shut him up.

Make the machine that will analyze the crystal.

OH SHIT!
AVOID BEING SMOTHERED TO DEATH!

[wolfchild]

YOU GRUMPY OLD GIT!!! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAVE THE WORLD!!!

Complain loudly, try to remove crystals from self