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[Greenstarfanatic]

Woah. Well, let's put the tophat on if it isn't on already, and...uh...try walking around. Talk to the stilt guy. Flimsy, was it?"

"Er...Um..."

[dewboy]

Rewaitlist, same character, only now I'M A ZOMBIE!

[Toaster]

Embootify.  Blowgun CZA since he's probably annoyed with me.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

You should be able to sacrifice items to combine their effects, that way, one person could be even MORE stupidly overpowered!

[Toaster]

That would change the "items belonging to dead people go poof" dynamic.  Not sure if that is good or bad.


Or just allow sacrificing two items to get another?

[Unholy_Pariah]

Uhhh wwolin, i edited my sheet a while back to provide a luck bonus.

Will quote and move here.

Slight character modification, can i please get 1 point taken from dex and affinity then both put into luck.

That will leave me with the following:
Player: Unholy Pariah
Name: Pariah
Looks: A tall man hidden beneath a heavy robe.
Strength: ------
Endurance: +++
Dexterity: +++
Affinity: ++++
Luck: ++
Badassery: ------

[Squill]

Bahhhhhhh. Baaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Bah.
And with that and a certain xkcd strip, a new hero arises.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Maaavin the Sheeple
Description: A vengeful sheep spirit deity god ghost creature, incarnated in a mortal form. It is resistant to magic.
Strength:
Endurance:--
Dexterity:+
Affinity:------
Luck:++
Badassery:+++++

[Elephant Parade]

PM sent.

Woah. Well, let's put the tophat on if it isn't on already, and...uh...try walking around. Talk to the stilt guy. Flimsy, was it?"

"Er...Um..."

"How do you do? Be careful with that hat, by the way."

[Greenstarfanatic]

"I...what just happened? What caused the explosion?"

[GreatWyrmGold]

"GODDAMMIT! That hurts!"

Swear like a sailor. Hit CZA with the [multiple creative uses of expletives redacted] mace!

[superBlast]

((I take a break from the internet and find out I'm in the game... finally... again... sorry for late action post thingy too... ahem anyways))

Good Lucky looks around at his new eviroment which is drasticly different from... where ever the waiting room is. Then he notices his waiver become a strange girl.. one that seems just perfect for him... except the whole docter look.. maybe he'll get used to it.

"Ah... no I'm not evil... in fact for some reason everyone says I'm a rather good person. I'm Lucky by the way. Though there is definitely plenty of evil to stop here. I just signed up for a deathmatch for loot game thingy just so I can put a stop to it. Though... not sure how though... but murdering strangers for loot has got to be stopped!" If this was some anime, Lucky's eyes would have flames in them to represent his passion to stop this whole thing as he looks up into the sky... but it's not so just just looks weird. After staring at the sky for a moment he turns to the girl again and asks, "Oh yeah... uh... who are you exactly?"

Say the above and then ask her what all she can do. Then look around and pick people who looks obviously bad or good to figure out my course of action. And of course defend myself if someone decides to attack me and have the girl attack whoever attacks me... though try not to kill them in so I can find out if they are really a bad person.

[Supermichael777]

A weekend without murder this cant die now

[GreatWyrmGold]

I thought there was an actual update...

Wwolin, could you change the title between long-awaited updates?

[Wwolin]

((I take a break from the internet and find out I'm in the game... finally... again... sorry for late action post thingy too... ahem anyways))

Good Lucky looks around at his new eviroment which is drasticly different from... where ever the waiting room is. Then he notices his waiver become a strange girl.. one that seems just perfect for him... except the whole docter look.. maybe he'll get used to it.

"Ah... no I'm not evil... in fact for some reason everyone says I'm a rather good person. I'm Lucky by the way. Though there is definitely plenty of evil to stop here. I just signed up for a deathmatch for loot game thingy just so I can put a stop to it. Though... not sure how though... but murdering strangers for loot has got to be stopped!" If this was some anime, Lucky's eyes would have flames in them to represent his passion to stop this whole thing as he looks up into the sky... but it's not so just just looks weird. After staring at the sky for a moment he turns to the girl again and asks, "Oh yeah... uh... who are you exactly?"

Say the above and then ask her what all she can do. Then look around and pick people who looks obviously bad or good to figure out my course of action. And of course defend myself if someone decides to attack me and have the girl attack whoever attacks me... though try not to kill them in so I can find out if they are really a bad person.

"Oh... Sorry about that then, Lucky. But what do you mean by 'plenty of Evil'? Does he multiply or something. Or is Evil a she? Or maybe even an it? Argh, it would be a lot easier to stop them if I knew anything about them."
The girl stomps her foot in frustration as the various medical tools floating around her float back into her pockets. Her eyes light up though at the mention of murdering strangers for loot though.
"Wait, is Strangers here too? I never got to meet him, but everyone always told me not to talk to him. Murdering him seems a little bit harsh though. Wow, all of these big names here... Oh, speaking of names, I forgot to introduce myself! I'm U-3862. Wait a sec, no, I'm B-3862 now that I'm a case B. Still, everyone back at Sanatorium calls me Violet, so you can too. I think that it means 'purple', although D-2617 says that it's a kind of flower. He's a little bit weird though, always... Wait, nope, I'm not supposed to talk about case Ds outside of Sanatorium! Anyways, you seem to know about Evil. Maybe you could help me stop him? Or her? Or is it an it...

PM sent.

Woah. Well, let's put the tophat on if it isn't on already, and...uh...try walking around. Talk to the stilt guy. Flimsy, was it?"

"Er...Um..."

"How do you do? Be careful with that hat, by the way."

You're already wearing your stilts, so you slip the ring onto your finger. You are immediately transformed into some sort of horrifying lizard-man covered in crystalline spines. Saliva of all colors pours from your mouth by the gallon, and with a little effort you find that you can make a hunk of stone the size of a small car tear itself from the ground and orbit around you, and even mold it with a fair degree of detail. A few subterranean insects were raised by this disturbance however, and a particularly large and angry beetle even tries to bite you, but you glare at it and it turns to stone before rising into the air and melding with your levitating chunk of rock.

Woah. Well, let's put the tophat on if it isn't on already, and...uh...try walking around. Talk to the stilt guy. Flimsy, was it?"

"Er...Um..."

Your hat is already on, so you walk around a bit and talk to Flimsy, who has gone from being Flimsy Wizard to Flimsy Lizard. Although really, he isn't really that flimsy anymore either, with his crystal spikes and levitating stone chunk.

Embootify.  Blowgun CZA since he's probably annoyed with me.

"GODDAMMIT! That hurts!"

Swear like a sailor. Hit CZA with the [multiple creative uses of expletives redacted] mace!

(Systar dex: 6+1)
(Andrew dex: 4-1-2)

(Systar dex: 2+1)
(CZA dex: 2+2)

(Andrew dex: 6-1)
(CZA dex: 4+2)

While CZA swears triumphantly at the molasses river, Systar slips on his boots and fires a dart at him, but it whizzes past him harmlessly. Andrew also swings his mace again, aiming for CZA's legs, but a well-timed jump of joy keeps CZA from having his tibiae turned into dust.

((Okay, so I'm trying to listen to a radio show which may end up featuring some music that I wrote, but some bastard in the other room is streaming, causing untold amounts of lag and sadness. I can't upload the map until he/she stops either.))

I thought there was an actual update...

Wwolin, could you change the title between long-awaited updates?

((Yeah, no problem.))

Spoiler: I'M THE MAP (click to show/hide)

Red=Burly - Black hole bow, Pink diary, Gassous cloak, Shrubbery, Stilts, Stone ring - Is the fucking lizard king
Orange=Lucky - Supersurgeon - Fine
Yellow=Systar - Blowgun, Drill-toed boots - Fine
White=CZA - Nothing - Covered in molasses
Purple=Gale - Diamond handgun - Fine
Brown=Andrew - Megamace - Fine
Pink=Pariah - Vibrating knives - Fine
Blue=Alena - Red mist tophat - Right arm is gigantic and made of plant

[Unholy_Pariah]

Yay i missed the update because (to my knowledge) wwolin never fixed my stats or item.