((So I forgot to account for the fact that the band still plays at football games, meaning that band actually ended yesterday. NOW the updates shall become more frequent. Also, to the people asking for the generator, I shall have it for you by tomorrow afternoon.))
Sacrifice dogbear/dogbeer. Get loot.
You coax the dogbear up onto the altar before realizing that you don't have anything to kill it with. It's neck is too thick for you to strangle, and it just stares blankly at you, oblivious to your wicked plot.
I think I PMed my action a while ago, though I may have forgotten.
Murder idea inputted
Alena...uh...digs straight down. I dunno.
Action!
(Flimsy dex: 1+6)
(Nicholas dex: 1+3)
(Alena dex: 5-2)
(Dextrous dex: 6+6)
(Dextrous aff: 6+6)
(Flimsy dex: 5+6)
(Nicholas dex: 5+3)
(Flimsy aff: 5+6)
(Nicholas str: 1-6)
(Alena str: 5-1+3) The +3 is because the soil's super moist thanks to Dextrous
Dextrous Bastard raises his lance and points it towards Edgar, causing a wave of humidity to surge forth from the weapon which turns the ground around Dextrous is turned into a patch of soft grey mud. Paying no attention to this, Flimsy Wizard fires an arrow at Nicholas, sucking the man, his loot, and his bees into a swirling void never to be seen again. Meanwhile, Alena takes advantage of the newly softened soil, digging a hole in the mud just large enough for her to take cover in if she crouches.
(Flimsy luk: 5+6+1)
The mud in front of Flimsy begins to burble softly as a small reddish shrub emerges from it. This shrub quickly grows across the patch of muddy ground, forming a dense lattice of crimson vines and leaves, with the occasional black flower thrown into the mix. It also completely fills in Alena's hole, much to her chagrin.
"CHANGE IN LOCATION DETECTED. RECOMMENDED ACTION: ENLIST HELP OF LOCALS."
Move towards Edgar. Request a team up. If attacked, use gun to enforce the chunky salsa rule.
"THIS LOCATION IS NOT RECOGNIZED. SOFT CREATURE, ODDS OF SURVIVAL WOULD INCREASE IF COOPERATION EXISTS."
"Gunchucks... Gunchucks? How odd. Well, now what?"
Wander over o the person talking at me, when close enough...
"Hello! Can anyone tell me what is going on, or what the hell are gunchucks?
Scyrothe and Edgar walk towards each other, meeting halfway between their original locations.
((Oh yeah. Hm, a football would have been neat. Well, this should be interesting. Grr!))
Andrew looks around. Giant mace? Neat. River of molasses? Less so. Three folks to the...southwest? They all look pretty well-armed, except the chick. The southeast had another guy by the river, with a bee staff and a weird hat. Who knows how many bees that is? To the northwest, there is a guy with some kind of shotgun, and to the northeast is someone with...Um, what are those?
He makes his decision.
Pick up the mace and walk towards Nicholas.
"Hello there! How do you do!"
You half-carry, half-drag your mace towards Nicholas, who is sucked into some sort of miniature black hole before you can call out to him. Hopefully your mace is heavy enough to prevent the same thing from happening to you in the future.
NICHOLAS IS DEAD! CZA SPAWNS AS WHITE!(CZA luk: -1-2)
CZA's waiver morphs into a waist-high toy nutcracker in a black uniform. Its eyes glow orange with some sort of inner fire, and one of its arms appears to have been snapped off and replaced with a long and thin razorblade. For better or for worse, it appears to be inanimate. Or maybe it's just sleeping...
Red=Flimsy - Black hole bow, Pink diary, Gassous cloak, Shrubbery- Damp
Orange=Scyrothe - Cold Shotgun - Fine
Yellow=Dextrous - Orb of lasering, Humid lance - Damp
White=CZA - Nutbuster - Fine
Purple=Not - Basset bear - Fine
Brown=Andrew - Megamace - Fine
Pink=Edgar - Gunchucks - Fine
Blue=Alena - Red mist tophat - Damp