Well balls, at least I've spawned in worse places than this.
Make the dog kill that guy over there, the brown one.
(AUTO SUCCESS DUE TO INACTION)
Jordan just kinda stands there passively as your dogbear bowls into him and bites his head off. Sure it's not an epic battle, but free loot is hard to beat.
(Not luk: 3)
As the dogbear tosses Jordan's corpse into the bottomless pit like some sort of chew toy, a gargantuan altar made of plain grey stone falls from the sky, nearly crushing you underneath it. It's very plain looking, but you can tell just by looking at it that it's made to sacrifice people on. Now, to find a suitable victim...
Actions sent roughly a minute from now.
(AUTO SUCCESS DUE TO INACTION) However, you're coated in sticky molasses and have just launched a swarm of killer bees from your staff. This has some repercussions.
(Nicholas aff: 5+3)
(Nicholas dex: 6+3)
You concentrate and point your staff at Umbramanto, sending a violent swarm of bees straight for him. The dragon's purple aura quickly becomes one of yellow and black, and a few seconds later, the swarm vanishes, leaving behind only empty air where Umbramanto once stood. However, several of the bees notice that you're covered from head to toe in molasses and fly towards you next, although you manage to avoid them and quickly wipe the molasses off of yourself.
(Nicholas luk: 5+3)
As you wipe the last bit of molasses from your brow, a large bronze helmet appears next to you. It looks almost like a Roman Centurion's crested helm, but instead of feathers, there's a mohawk of paintbrushes dripping all colors of paint on the top.
"Ah god the pain!"
Attempt to rap one last time.
Nice shot, comrade!
Actions!
(Billy dex: 6+1)
(Dextrous dex: 5+6)
(Dextrous dex: 2+6)
(Billy dex: 4+1)
(Dextrous aff: 3+6)
(Billy str: 4-1)
Billy tries to rap again, but Dextrous Bastard won't stand for it. He quickly raises his sphere above his head, directing a beam of light straight into the wannabe rapper's chest, which vanishes without a trace only to reappear moments later as a mangled lump of torso.
(Dextrous luk: 3+6)
As the pile of bone and organs that used to be Billy quivers slightly, a large weapon looking somewhat like an oversized steel knight's lance falls at your feet. Despite its slightly cartoonish appearance, the point is wickedly sharp, and the humidity within a ten foot radius of it is enough to turn the gravel and dust on the ground into a slick layer of grayish mud.
Action changed.
I honestly don't know why I bothered to PM it. It's not particularly exciting.
You turn the key in the lock of your frilly pink diary and open it. Interestingly enough, it's full of jazz sheet music, which would probably be very useful if you ever got your hands on an instrument.
Alena looks up at the tentacle.
"Woah. Shit. I...
I've never done this before. I don't think it'll hurt you guys!"
She takes off the hat for now and keeps moving towards the pair in the corner.
You take off the hat, the tentacle and mist vanishing instantly as you do so, before walking all the way over to Dextrous and Flimsy.
JORDAN, UMBRAMANTO, AND BILLY ARE DEAD! ANDREW SPAWNS AS BROWN, EDGAR SPAWNS AS PINK, AND SCYROTHE SPAWNS AS ORANGE!(Andrew luk: -5-1) I'm very tempted to give you a football now...
Andrew's waiver becomes a gigantic flanged mace made out of a single piece of granite. It easily weighs forty pounds, and swinging it is going to be very unwieldy, but that extra weight is gonna do a hell of a lot of damage if it hits something.
(Edgar luk: -5-1)
Edgar's waiver becomes a pair of solid-looking muskets, bound together in the middle by a chain, similar to a pair of nunchucks. Pale blue smoke wafts out of the barrel of each gun, and as Edgar grips them he hears a faint humming sound, as if something is charging up inside of them.
(Scyrothe luk: 5+1) Fives for everyone!
Scyrothe's waiver transforms into a large double-barrel shotgun made of some sort of bluish metal. It's very cold to the touch, and merely holding it fills you with a powerful urge to find the toughest-looking bastard here and blow his brains out.
Red=Flimsy - Black hole bow, Pink diary, Gassous cloak - Fine
Orange=Scyrothe - Cold Shotgun - Fine
Yellow=Dextrous - Orb of lasering, humid lance - Fine
White=Nicholas - Bee staff, painter's helmet - Fine
Purple=Not - Basset bear - Fine
Brown=Andrew - Megamace - Fine
Pink=Edgar - Gunchucks - Fine
Blue=Alena - Red mist tophat - Fine
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Topic: Looter's Delight 2: I am the Lizard King (Read 36081 times)