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Author Topic: Looter's Delight 2: I am the Lizard King  (Read 36758 times)

superBlast

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Re: Looter's Delight 2: A Deathmatch with Treasure: First death and WAAAAGH
« Reply #60 on: October 02, 2013, 12:46:10 am »

((Oh hell... are we basically meat puppets to Derm? That sounds very bad...))

Evil Lucky Gingerbread man (ELG for short) spits out his fruity jacket after swallowing a mouthful before yelling, "The hell!? He turned me into a friggin' Gingerbreadman! Wait... this isn't so bad... being an evil gingerbread guy is an awesome image for me! Hahaha! Lia, Sharkster, let's thank him in blood! Oh and Lia, this time more pain and less boring instant death, ok?"

Have Lia throw another fireball (or whatever attack she wants) at Pariah and if he survives, rush him and attack with Sharkster. If someone else attacks me, use Sharkster on them instead and keep Lia attacking Pariah... unless my situation is bad... then have her go after the more dangerous person.
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Re: Looter's Delight 2: A Deathmatch with Treasure: First death and WAAAAGH
« Reply #61 on: October 02, 2013, 04:13:44 am »

keep fleeing, dodge and stuff... i hate not being able to retaliate...
Oh and make sure im still wearing my thornmail.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2013, 01:31:48 pm by Unholy_Pariah »
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Looter's Delight 2: A Deathmatch with Treasure: First death, and WAAAAAGH
« Reply #62 on: October 02, 2013, 08:17:21 am »

While too frozen to move, the beast is clearly alive, and clearly none too happy about being swung around by a homicidal cookie.
((Oh man, this made me laugh so hard.))

((Oh hell... are we basically meat puppets to Derm? That sounds very bad...))
((Why would you think that?))
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Re: Looter's Delight 2: A Deathmatch with Treasure: First death and WAAAAGH
« Reply #63 on: October 02, 2013, 08:30:28 am »

So you're still expecting people to fight against their fellow man, attacking total strangers who probably have families of their own and people who hold them dear, all for the hope of a bit of passing materialistic wealth?


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Re: Looter's Delight 2: A Deathmatch with Treasure: First death and WAAAAGH
« Reply #64 on: October 02, 2013, 11:08:56 am »

Well oooooooooooooow.
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Re: Looter's Delight 2: A Deathmatch with Treasure: First death and WAAAAGH
« Reply #65 on: October 02, 2013, 11:13:29 am »

((Yeah, that did not go according to plan at all... sorry about that.))
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Looter's Delight 2: A Deathmatch with Treasure: First death and WAAAAGH
« Reply #66 on: October 02, 2013, 01:23:08 pm »

Greenstar, your entire fate rests in the d20 in my hands.

2. Oh fuck.

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Re: Looter's Delight 2: A Deathmatch with Treasure: First death and WAAAAGH
« Reply #67 on: October 02, 2013, 01:27:11 pm »

"I...what?"
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Re: Looter's Delight 2: A Deathmatch with Treasure: First death and WAAAAGH
« Reply #68 on: October 02, 2013, 03:34:43 pm »

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Re: Looter's Delight 2: A Deathmatch with Treasure: First death and WAAAAGH
« Reply #69 on: October 02, 2013, 03:54:56 pm »

One more death until the return of Billy Snow! And hopefully this time he won't get shot dead after a Crowning Moment of Awesome
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Re: Looter's Delight 2: A Deathmatch with Treasure: First death and WAAAAGH
« Reply #70 on: October 02, 2013, 04:41:56 pm »

Furious naked man? Easy pickings. Sneak up on him, then attack.

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Re: Looter's Delight 2: A Deathmatch with Treasure: First death and WAAAAGH
« Reply #71 on: October 02, 2013, 06:32:44 pm »

One more death until the return of Billy Snow! And hopefully this time he won't get shot dead after a Crowning Moment of Awesome
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Re: Looter's Delight 2: A Deathmatch with Treasure: First death and WAAAAGH
« Reply #72 on: October 02, 2013, 06:37:27 pm »

Actions bro.
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Re: Looter's Delight 2: A Deathmatch with Treasure: First death and WAAAAGH
« Reply #73 on: October 02, 2013, 11:20:28 pm »

PM sent.
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Re: Looter's Delight 2: A Deathmatch with Treasure: First death and WAAAAGH
« Reply #74 on: October 06, 2013, 11:34:18 pm »

I really hoped this would last more than two turns before dying.
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