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[UristMcDwarf]

Your name is Maid-San-Sama-Chan. You are 69 years old. You have red eyes and sky blue hair, and wear a red uniform. You are boyish and heroic; others describe you as single-minded, indominable and energetic.

You are very greedy, and will do absolutely anything for the sake of money. You are not human, but rather a human-looking robot, with a number of overtly artificial features.

You're not really quite sure how you wound up becoming a maid. In combat, you wield a machinegun. When you are extremely upset, you use every penny you have for gambling. Due to your notable Cunning, you have the ability Punishment; When other maids make mistakes, you can gain the right to punish them, without them having a chance to make an opposed roll.

[Darvi]

Bonus points if that machine gun is actually part of your robot body.

[Steelmagic]

Your name is Maid-Chan III . You are 19 years old. You have vermillion eyes and brown hair, and wear a white maid uniform. You are heroic and childlike; others describe you as cute, innocent and childish.

Your back is covered with painful-looking welts from the whippings you received. You frequently get caught up in your own imaginary world, getting lost in frequent daydreams and having trouble distinguishing fact from your own fiction. You are the actually the daughter of a family of even greater standing of the master. You have a great deal of freckles. You have only one eye.

You are an orphan adopted by the master or his parents. In combat, you use a cross, prayer wheel, paper charm, or other seemingly harmless religious symbol to attack. When you are extremely upset, you use every penny you have for gambling. Due to your notable Luck, you have the ability Chance Meeting. By taking 2 points of Stress, you can have an NPC that's just showing up for the first time be an acquaintance from some time before.

So i have whip scars all over my back, one eye and I'm most likely freaking rich. Cool.

[Darvi]

Spoiler: I R Clever (and also apparently uber-sexy o_O) (click to show/hide)

Athletics:   2
Affection: 2
Skill: 3
Cunning: 5
Luck: 2
Will: 0
Uniform Color:    sky
Hair Color:    gray
Eye Color:    brown
Maid Types:    Sexy & Sexy
Special Qualities:    Easygoing, Neat Freak, Alien
Favored Attribute:    Cunning
Maid Power:    Fake Crying
Maid Roots:    Illegitimate Child
Maid Weapon:    Psychic Powers
Stress Explosion:    Racing
 

Your name is Urist McMeido. You are 24 years old. You have brown eyes and gray hair, and wear a sky maid uniform. You are very sexy; others describe you as charming, glamorous and curvy.

You are easygoing, taking things slowly and calmly, at your own pace. You are obsessed with cleanliness, and can't let the tiniest bit of dirt go unnoticed. You are an alien who came to this world from somewhere in outer space.

You are an illegitimate child; from a legal standpoint you are no different from the master. In combat, you have some kind of psychic ability or superpower you use to attack. When you are extremely upset, you get into whatever vehicle is handy and go for a joyride at at least twice the speed limit. Due to your notable Cunning, you have the ability Fake Crying. You can use fake crying to use your Cunning for what would normally be an Affection roll. (This must be roleplayed.)

TLDR: I'm a hot, calm, and smart space babe who is also psychic.

This must be some weird Homestuck fanfiction, I assume.

[sjm9876]

Your name is a. You are 21 years old. You have blue eyes and navy hair, and wear a navy maid uniform. You are very heroic; others describe you as spirited, single-minded and indominable.

You are a being from a world beyond this mortal coil, charged with judging good and evil. You are one of the fae folk. You usually wear black leather gloves with your maid outfit. Your speech is interspersed with cat sounds every now and then. In addition to being a maid, you create doujinshi in your spare time.

You have long admired maids, and through much hard work you've finally become one yourself. In combat, you use a cross, prayer wheel, paper charm, or other seemingly harmless religious symbol to attack. When you are extremely upset, you act like a spoiled child, making demands from the master. Due to your notable Will, you have the ability Absolute Maid. You are the very epitome of a maid, and you take no penalties when not in uniform.


This one actually kinda makes sense O_o

[Steelmagic]

You're some type of immortal angel/demon judge who wears black leather gloves and writes doujinshi. Other than the gloves and the doujin it's mostly sane.

[sjm9876]

Your name is a. You are 21 years old. You have indigo eyes and sky blue hair, and wear a vermillion maid uniform. You are very pure; others describe you as maidenly, fragile and clean.

Your maid outfit includes a collar, like a dog's. Your maid uniform is a slinky bondage outfit made of rubber and leather. You are physically and psychologically addicted to a drug of some kind.

And one that doesn't work at all.

[scrdest]

Your name is a. You are 21 years old. You have blue eyes and navy hair, and wear a navy maid uniform. You are very heroic; others describe you as spirited, single-minded and indominable.

You are a being from a world beyond this mortal coil, charged with judging good and evil. You are one of the fae folk. You usually wear black leather gloves with your maid outfit. Your speech is interspersed with cat sounds every now and then. In addition to being a maid, you create doujinshi in your spare time.

You have long admired maids, and through much hard work you've finally become one yourself. In combat, you use a cross, prayer wheel, paper charm, or other seemingly harmless religious symbol to attack. When you are extremely upset, you act like a spoiled child, making demands from the master. Due to your notable Will, you have the ability Absolute Maid. You are the very epitome of a maid, and you take no penalties when not in uniform.


This one actually kinda makes sense O_o

So, she trained to be a maid so hard she became one at molecular level. Hmm, the attribute of being a maid... This is Maidness!

[Darvi]

Maidness? This. Is.

* Darvi is shot in the face before he can finish talking.

[scrdest]

Maidness? This. Is.

* Darvi is shot in the face before he can finish talking.

You don't need to use a closing tag for /me text.

You can just use /me [somethingsomething]

* scrdest demonstrates the result.

[majikero]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Your name is a. You are 22 years old. You have metallic eyes and gold hair, and wear a metallic maid uniform. You are sexy and childlike; others describe you as young, coquettish and glamorous.

Your skin is a beautiful, deep brown color. You wear bandages and casts to conceal injuries that will not heal. Your maid uniform is a slinky bondage outfit made of rubber and leather. You have an incurable disease, though it does not hinder your ability to perform your duties. For whatever reason, you are responsible for the death of your parents.

You are an illegitimate child; from a legal standpoint you are no different from the master. In combat, you wield a scythe worthy of the grim reaper. When you are extremely upset, you play troublesome tricks on the master and the other maids. Due to your notable Luck, you have the ability Saw It. You can declare that you've seen something happening in the mansion; you can decide the timing too.

Killed her parents, illegitimate child, scythe and also plays tricks. The master is doomed.

[Darvi]

Killed her parents and illegitimate child? ...can we pretend that these parents were just plain evil and carry on with our lives? For the master's sake? _Please?

[majikero]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Your name is Maid-chan. You are 20 years old. You have gold eyes and green hair, and wear a silver maid uniform. You are pure and boyish; others describe you as maidenly, clean and wild.

You talk like a rough-and-tumble gangster. You had a lover once, but they are gone now; you are afraid to fall in love again. You are the actually the daughter of a family of even greater standing of the master. You are actually a ghost, with a history tied to the mansion or your master's past. You are actually a large predatory cat, and can display or hide the ears, tail, claws and teeth at will.

You are an orphan adopted by the master or his parents. In combat, you keep a stun gun ready to attack enemies. When you are extremely upset, you get into whatever vehicle is handy and go for a joyride at at least twice the speed limit.

This one makes alot of sense except the cat part.

[Steelmagic]

Your name is Maid-Chan V esq.. You are 23 years old. You have gold eyes and indigo hair, and wear an indigo maid uniform. You are very childlike; others describe you as innocent, sweet and young.

Your hair is curly enough to defy gravity, and always takes the same shape. You are a being from a world beyond this mortal coil, charged with judging good and evil. Within certain limits, you have the ability to predict the future using one of the countless methods of divination. You have long, pointed, elfin ears. You witnessed the death of one or both of your parents firsthand.

You became a maid in order to prepare yourself to become an ideal bride some day. In combat, you fight with a chainsaw. When you are extremely upset, you spend all day sleeping. Due to your notable Luck, you have the ability Chance Meeting. By taking 2 points of Stress, you can have an NPC that's just showing up for the first time be an acquaintance from some time before.

My hair can also defy gravity in reality.

[Propman]

I think the most hilarious part of this is that you can combine it with WK40k's rpg to play as an anime maid in a post-apocolyptic universe where the fat man has just as good a chance to become a space marine as he does dying terrible to a lesser spawn of chaos. Little is as satisfying as killing a Daemon lord with a maid in a Leman Russ.