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Most ridiculous or awful RNG name of the week: VOTE NOW!

PuceRampage the Artefact Adamantine Short Sword
- 3 (2.9%)
Ruinedstood the Worthless Cuts, Artefact Adamantine Battle Axe
- 15 (14.6%)
Crushscrubs the Adventurer
- 6 (5.8%)
Moistenedclefts the all-female fortress in an instant reanimating husk-cloud area.
- 19 (18.4%)
[STRING_FORGOTTEN] The Furnaces of Bathing, a local dwarven government
- 10 (9.7%)
Icywinds the fortress in the snow
- 1 (1%)
Channelfortunes the Suicidal Deviance, a forgotten beast silk vest
- 2 (1.9%)
The Suicidal Fire-Amazements, a forgotten beast silk vest
- 7 (6.8%)
The Quiet Past of Streams, an iron bracelet
- 0 (0%)
The Princess of Virginity, an iron amulet
- 11 (10.7%)
Arena TerrorGrill the drow trader (masterwork mod)
- 4 (3.9%)
The Neutral Confederacy, a human civilization that never went to war
- 25 (24.3%)

Total Members Voted: 102


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CaptainArchmage

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Re: Your most awful or ridiculous RNG names (VOTING OPEN!)
« Reply #30 on: September 24, 2013, 07:38:42 pm »

Speaking to a human town priest, I was told the tale of how, in 143, the goblin Nguslu Plagueeyes was shot and killed by Canar Bowelattack the Scalded Neutralization of Air.

Death by farts.

This should at least get an honourable mention. No wait, a gold medal.

I think that should be "Canara Bowelattack the Scalded Neutralization of Air", and it would be an elf. Searching through the dictionaries, "canara" is elvish for "Block as in Defend".
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Re: Your most awful or ridiculous RNG names (VOTING OPEN!)
« Reply #31 on: September 25, 2013, 09:17:19 am »

wouldn't say this is truly awful but it is a bit of a head scratcher

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Re: Your most awful or ridiculous RNG names (VOTING OPEN!)
« Reply #32 on: September 26, 2013, 02:15:26 pm »

A sea in my world named "The Water Of Sports".  :P
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Cattani

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Re: Your most awful or ridiculous RNG names (VOTING OPEN!)
« Reply #33 on: September 26, 2013, 04:30:10 pm »

I just got this:
Fer Akir, The Beast of Rewards, a donkey leather loincloth
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AJC

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Re: Your most awful or ridiculous RNG names (VOTING OPEN!)
« Reply #34 on: September 26, 2013, 06:34:07 pm »

i just have a tomb with a pretty awfully silly sounding name in a world i generated the tomb site is called "The Fondled Sack"
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Re: Your most awful or ridiculous RNG names (VOTING OPEN!)
« Reply #35 on: September 26, 2013, 06:35:10 pm »

I just got this:
Fer Akir, The Beast of Rewards, a donkey leather loincloth
Awful? No way, that's hilarious. Is the artifact maker married?
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Cattani

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Re: Your most awful or ridiculous RNG names (VOTING OPEN!)
« Reply #36 on: September 26, 2013, 07:51:43 pm »

I just got this:
Fer Akir, The Beast of Rewards, a donkey leather loincloth
Awful? No way, that's hilarious. Is the artifact maker married?
That thing's creator only has one God and lots of passing aquaintances. Maybe the ladydorfs think it's creepy?

Also, just got another one from the Forges:
Bibanfôker, Ballslip, a steel buckler
What's with my dorfs and sexual references?!
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