"Ooh, scary."
Blue releases Wigglyduck and orders him to lull the derpy fish into a state of ease with a soothing tune, until he can catch it.
He also stops to plug two cotton balls into his own ears.
Action: Wigglyduck, use Sing!
Gardener Blue's Wigglyduck takes in its full breath and sings "♩Wiiiig-♫guhly-♩duuck, ♫wiguh-♩leee-♫uhhee-♩duucck!"
[ROLLED 3 (x1 +1 cool +1 favoured foe) = 5!]
Gardener Blue grins to himself as another dreaded water creature is skilfully incapacitated. He savours the moment and then opens up a pokéball as Wigglyduck continues to sing (+1 happiness)! Another pokéfusion for his pink-and-purple-pokémom collection...
Congratulations! Gardener Blue caught a Slowking!
Your pokédex has been updated:
Slowking (Slowbro/Seaking). Water-Psychic/Water type. Happiness 0.
"Nine! Circle around and wreathe the air in fire! Don't let it escape!"
Let's douse the air in flame.
Kyra Pyre goes for total flaming victory, scorching the sky...[ROLLED 5 (x2! +1 cool) = 11!] IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Instead of attempting to escape, the Primemoth starts floating towards the bright flame, hypnotised by the light. Kyra Pyre acts quickly, getting Ninenine to light a small flame in front of a pokéball. The Primemoth didn't even need to be harmed: it just floated, enraptured into encapturement. (+1 happiness for everyone!)Congratulations! Kyra Pyre caught a Primemoth!
Primemoth (Primeape/Venemoth). Fighting/Bug-Poison type. Happiness 1 (0 +1 experience).
"Time for the pay off."
Head to the Mutation Centre and doing as many steps as needed, Bank all but the Squirtle, Nidorina, Charizard and Sandslash. Then fuse to make Squirtrina and Charslash
Team Rocket Clair's Meowdle was defused at the Mutation Centre! Team Rocket Clair now owns a Meowth and a Weedle!
Team Rocket Clair banks a Meowth! Team Rocket Clair banks a Weedle!
Team Rocket Clair's Charslash was defused at the Mutation Centre! Team Rocket Clair now owns a Charmeleon and a Sandslash!
Team Rocket Clair banks a Charmeleon!
Team Rocket Clair's Raizard was defused at the Mutation Centre! Team Rocket Clair now owns a Raichu and a Charizard!
Team Rocket Clair banks a Raichu!
Team Rocket Clair's Nidopix was defused at the Mutation Centre! Team Rocket Clair now owns a Nidorina and a Vulpix!
Team Rocket Clair banks a Vulpix!
Team Rocket Clair's Exeggtle was defused at the Mutation Centre! Team Rocket Clair now owns a Exeggcute and a Squirtle!
Team Rocket Clair banks an Exeggcute!
Team Rocket Clair has banked 6 pokémon and is now at the top of the leaderboard! No further points can be scored for banking a Meowth, Weedle, Charmeleon, Raichu, Vulpix or Exeggcute!
After a long day at the Mutation Centre, two new pokéfusions emerge from the vats, a Squirtrina and Charslash!Your pokédex has been updated:
Charslash (Charizard/Sandslash). Fire/Ground type. Happiness 2 (0 + fire affinity).
Your pokédex has been updated:
Squirtrina (Squirtle/Nidorina). Water/Poison type. Happiness 0
'IT'S SO CUTE!!!
Go Abtly. Use confusion so it can't melt back into the water.'[/b]
Professor Maple's Abtly sends out rays of confusion at the elusive water pokémon...[ROLLED 1 (x1 +1 cool (though this was borderline)) = 2]
The Tentaeon glares cooly at Abtly, and strolls back into the water, unfazed. Abtly start to cry ghostly tears (-1 happiness!)...There is now an escaped Tentaeon on the loose!
Use bite and tackle to weaken foe.
Capture.
Altus Wasser's Squirtbasaur leaps into action against the Catersea, diving into the water after it...[ROLLED 4 (x0.5) = 2] It's not very effective.
Squirtbasaur's wet bites slip off the slippery Catersea that string-shots ineffectually in return and canters off, much to everyone's consternation (-1 happiness).There is now an escaped Catersea in the wilds!
"Drowtops, curl up so that Rapicool's fire attacks can't hurt you, then counter attack by putting it to sleep!"
I'm going to interpret what you said here charitably and assume you meant to fight
defensively.
Camper Liam on an obsidian road of his own making, entreats Drowtops to take the first hit of Rapicool's flames...[RAPICOOL ROLLED 1 (x0.5 -1 cool +1 goes first) = 1] It's not very effective.
Rapicool soon expends it energy trying to flame the un-flammable and Drowtops counters by sending Rapicool peacefully asleep (+1 happiness for everyone)!Congratulations! Camper Liam caught a Rapicool!
Rapicool (Rapidash/Tentacool). Fire/Water-Poison type. Happiness 1 (0 +1 experience)
((No one's commenting on how I basically have two of the most powerful gen I nonlegends, together, staring me in my face?))
Well, in
Pokéfusion it's all about type (i.e. a magikarp is as powerful as a Blastoise).
KOFFCHOP, IT'S MURDERTIME FUNTIME.
POISON IT! (AND HOPE STEEL WAS GEN II AS I THINK IT IS)
Karate Biker Joe sends his trust Koffchop against the (not quite) legendary Rhynite![ROLLED 5 (x1) = 5!]
The poisonous vapours emerging from Koffchops' chops soon chop Rhynite down to size and the great ground dragon collapses, spluttering. (+1 happiness for Koffchops!)Congratulations! Karate Biker Joe caught a Rhynite!
Rhynite (Rhydon/Dragonite). Ground-Rock/Dragon-Flying type. Happiness 0.
PSYCHIC MARVIN vs.
COOL TRAINER BRUCEWait, we can get unfused Pokemon?
You can't catch them, but you defuse currently owned pokéfusions (though not mid-battle). Could you state which of Belltini and Tentaell is attacking Growkans and which is attacking Aerodactyl and in what way, please.
I take it that A. I don't get a surprise round and B. I can't attack Bruce's life points directly?
Tentaeel will attack Growkans and Belltini will attack Aerodactyl.
A. I rolled for that, if you'll recall. It was a 3. B. No, that would be barbaric. Also, Bruce doesn't have life points: he's a human being.
"THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
Dramatically throw glasses at him, then send out only my Growkans, keep him away from the KingTwo at all costs, Have Growkans let the wraps hit, then burn them off with Scale flame, also send out Aerodactyl keep him in the air, and attack anyone who's not trying to wrap or is trying to attack me.
((I have to admit GreatWyrm you have guts, shame you won't win.))
Psycho-Marvin sends his slathering Tentaeel at Trainer Bruce's stalwart Growkans...[ROLLED 4 (x1 x.05) = 2] It's not very effective...
Growkans takes the constricting wrap, just likes its been told and then sets his scales alight![ROLLED 1 (x0.5 +1 cool ) = 2] It's not very effective...
But the Tentaeel just grins wildly and keeps constricting! Meanwhile, Marvin's Belltini leaps into the air and tries to constrict Bruce's Aerodactyl![ROLLED 1 (x1 x.05) = 1] It's not very effective.
But the Aerodactyl just shrugs it off and swoops down to attack.[ROLLED 6 (x1 x0.5) = 3]
Aerodactyl grasps the Belltini and lifts up into the air, but the crafty dragon wriggles free...Psychic Marvin's 2+1 vs.
Cool Trainer Bruce's 2+3
...and lands in a heap on top of Tentaeel! Psychic Marvin is defeated!Kingtwo is safe, but what will Cool Trainer Bruce do now?