FEELING BETTER NOW
Wield remains of universe as a weapon against the dragon, in a (probably vain) attempt to unfuck everything.
[0]YOU DIE FOREVER BECAUSE YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON
Install all the mods, remove most of the RAM, and create a new world. Invite the dragon.
[5]THAT HAPPENS
THE GATEWAY LEADING OUT OF THE ENDLESS VOID WILL PERSIST FOR
1 TURN
goddammit, can't even be Satan here without stuff fucking up.
Make it so that, through my infinite powers, nobody else is capable of becoming Satan either.
[4]WELL, I MEAN, IT ISN'T LIKE THEY WERE ABLE TO BECOME SATAN TO BEGIN WITH, WHAT WITH THE OXYGEN ISSUE
BUT SURE, I GUESS
I AM THE STATE!
[1]YOU ARE SENT TO VOID JAIL FOR IMPERSONATING THE STATE
BE SATAN AS WELL AS BLITZ
I WILL BE DEATH KNELL KNELL SATAN
[1]NOT-SATAN'S LAWYERS SUE YOU FOR IMPERSONATION AND COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT
(ALSO, YOU DIE FROM LACK OF OXYGEN)
"I don't need your assistance, sorry."
Just summon more trees.
[6]YOU UPROOT THE ENTIRE TREE DIMENSION INTO THE VOID
THE TREES ARE NOT PLEASED
Become the endless void.
Envelop all.
[1]
now I have to go look up the seed for this world via extra dimensional computer. Do that, while taunting flabort like the English kinnigit he is.
[4]THE SEED OF THIS WORLD (THE VOID) IS ""
WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?
Not suddenly at all the Space Core?
[3]WOW, YOU MADE THE SPACE CORE GET OUT OF ITS POCKET DIMENSION
EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL VOIDS REALLY AREN'T THE BEST PLACES TO RECOVER, YOU KNOW
WHEN THE DOCTOR FINDS OUT, HE'S GOING TO GIVE YOU A STERN TALKING-TO
Name myself Walrus-King
[5]OK
Revert to my wrestler from and powerbomb the universe into submission.
[3]YOU TAKE OUT A FEW TREES, THE ONLY REMNANTS OF THE PREVIOUS UNIVERSE YOU CAN FIND
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[5]THE DRAGON BUILDS A TOWER OUT OF VOID
IT MIGHT BE INVISIBLE, INTANGIBLE, AND NONEXISTENT, BUT IT'S STILL HIS
[3]THE TREES TRY TO REACH THE PORTAL, BUT THEY'RE STUCK IN SPACE
(TREES CAN'T MOVE)
[1]THE SPACE CORE DIES OF VOIDITIS
LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE; HOW CAN YOU EVEN LIVE WITH YOURSELF?
LOCATION: ENDLESS, EMPTY VOID (PLUS TREES)
PORTAL: LEADS TO MINECRAFT RTD; DISAPPEARING AT END OF NEXT TURN
DRAGON: SATISFIED
TREES: IMMOBILE
SPACE CORE: DEAD