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Author Topic: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD  (Read 242779 times)

poketwo

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: BACK 2 THE DRAGONFIGHTPAST
« Reply #1770 on: November 10, 2015, 12:32:51 am »

I AM THE STATE!
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Adragis

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: BACK 2 THE DRAGONFIGHTPAST
« Reply #1771 on: November 10, 2015, 01:35:06 am »

BE SATAN AS WELL AS BLITZ
I WILL BE DEATH KNELL KNELL SATAN
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: BACK 2 THE DRAGONFIGHTPAST
« Reply #1772 on: November 10, 2015, 03:06:57 am »

"I don't need your assistance, sorry."
Just summon more trees.
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Peradon

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: BACK 2 THE DRAGONFIGHTPAST
« Reply #1773 on: November 10, 2015, 03:37:38 am »

Become the endless void.

Envelop all.
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Dustan Hache

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: BACK 2 THE DRAGONFIGHTPAST
« Reply #1774 on: November 10, 2015, 05:16:19 am »

now I have to go look up the seed for this world via extra dimensional computer. Do that, while taunting flabort like the English kinnigit he is.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

TheBiggerFish

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: BACK 2 THE DRAGONFIGHTPAST
« Reply #1775 on: November 10, 2015, 05:55:56 am »

Not suddenly at all the Space Core?
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: BACK 2 THE DRAGONFIGHTPAST
« Reply #1776 on: November 10, 2015, 07:01:25 am »

Name myself Walrus-King
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: BACK 2 THE DRAGONFIGHTPAST
« Reply #1777 on: November 10, 2015, 08:56:14 am »

Revert to my wrestler from and powerbomb the universe into submission.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL:'(
« Reply #1778 on: November 10, 2015, 07:44:08 pm »

Wield remains of universe as a weapon against the dragon, in a (probably vain) attempt to unfuck everything.
[2]THERE ARE NONE, STUPID

TO THINK I CHANGED THE TITLE FOR YOU :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Spoiler: LITERALLY MY EMOTIONS (click to show/hide)

I'M WAY TOO SAD TO WRITE THE REST OF THE TURN RIGHT NOW

GO AWAY
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Elephant Parade

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD
« Reply #1779 on: November 13, 2015, 07:11:35 pm »

FEELING BETTER NOW

Wield remains of universe as a weapon against the dragon, in a (probably vain) attempt to unfuck everything.
[0]YOU DIE FOREVER BECAUSE YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON

Install all the mods, remove most of the RAM, and create a new world. Invite the dragon.
[5]THAT HAPPENS

THE GATEWAY LEADING OUT OF THE ENDLESS VOID WILL PERSIST FOR 1 TURN

goddammit, can't even be Satan here without stuff fucking up.

Make it so that, through my infinite powers, nobody else is capable of becoming Satan either.

[4]WELL, I MEAN, IT ISN'T LIKE THEY WERE ABLE TO BECOME SATAN TO BEGIN WITH, WHAT WITH THE OXYGEN ISSUE

BUT SURE, I GUESS

I AM THE STATE!
[1]YOU ARE SENT TO VOID JAIL FOR IMPERSONATING THE STATE

BE SATAN AS WELL AS BLITZ
I WILL BE DEATH KNELL KNELL SATAN
[1]NOT-SATAN'S LAWYERS SUE YOU FOR IMPERSONATION AND COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT

(ALSO, YOU DIE FROM LACK OF OXYGEN)

"I don't need your assistance, sorry."
Just summon more trees.
[6]YOU UPROOT THE ENTIRE TREE DIMENSION INTO THE VOID

THE TREES ARE NOT PLEASED

Become the endless void.

Envelop all.
[1]

now I have to go look up the seed for this world via extra dimensional computer. Do that, while taunting flabort like the English kinnigit he is.
[4]THE SEED OF THIS WORLD (THE VOID) IS ""

WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?

Not suddenly at all the Space Core?
[3]WOW, YOU MADE THE SPACE CORE GET OUT OF ITS POCKET DIMENSION

EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL VOIDS REALLY AREN'T THE BEST PLACES TO RECOVER, YOU KNOW

WHEN THE DOCTOR FINDS OUT, HE'S GOING TO GIVE YOU A STERN TALKING-TO

Name myself Walrus-King
[5]OK

Revert to my wrestler from and powerbomb the universe into submission.
[3]YOU TAKE OUT A FEW TREES, THE ONLY REMNANTS OF THE PREVIOUS UNIVERSE YOU CAN FIND

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[5]THE DRAGON BUILDS A TOWER OUT OF VOID

IT MIGHT BE INVISIBLE, INTANGIBLE, AND NONEXISTENT, BUT IT'S STILL HIS

[3]THE TREES TRY TO REACH THE PORTAL, BUT THEY'RE STUCK IN SPACE

(TREES CAN'T MOVE)

[1]THE SPACE CORE DIES OF VOIDITIS

LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE; HOW CAN YOU EVEN LIVE WITH YOURSELF?

Spoiler: STUFF (click to show/hide)
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD
« Reply #1780 on: November 13, 2015, 07:15:31 pm »

Res the Space Core, then enter the new world with the Space Core.
« Last Edit: November 13, 2015, 07:36:56 pm by TheBiggerFish »
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KingofstarrySkies

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD
« Reply #1781 on: November 13, 2015, 07:19:45 pm »

Jump in, and hope I don't die again! I should make a counter for deaths.
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poketwo

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD
« Reply #1782 on: November 13, 2015, 07:36:55 pm »

USE TIME TRAVEL TO VOID THE ACTIONS OF DUSTAN HACHE AND FLABORT FROM THE TURN THE VOID WAS CREATED
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flabort

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD
« Reply #1783 on: November 13, 2015, 08:11:38 pm »

Get through the portal ASAP, start punching things.
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Ama

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD
« Reply #1784 on: November 13, 2015, 08:17:15 pm »

Better plan!

Summon Demon Rainbow Clowns and have them work at children's birthday parties to get the money for the Cult Star.
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