Have goal be to return power to the citizens.
(5)YOU SUCCEED. AS AN ADDED BONUS, NOBODY RAISES QUESTIONS ABOUT WHO YOU WERE TRYING TO RESIST IN THE FIRST PLACE.
TAKE THE SCYTHERS OFF THAT PLANET AND ONTO ONE THAT CAN SUPPORT A MILLION OF THEM
(6)YOU'RE SO BUSY CARRYING SCYTHER CORPSES AROUND THAT YOU FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THEY'RE JUST CORPSES, BECAUSE THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD, BECAUSE THEY ALL STARVED TO DEATH LAST TURN.
Wonder what is going on. Build a death star for GLaDOS to control
(5)THAT WAS PROBABLY A PRETTY BAD IDEA.
FALL DOWN SPACE
SLAM INTO MASKWOLF4
(5)YOU FALL THROUGH SPACE BACK TO THE CASTLE, AND KNOCK MASKWOLF4 OFF THE UPSIDE-DOWN GM FORTRESS. YOU BOTH FALL INTO SPACE.
FALL DOWN SPACE
SLAM INTO MASKWOLF4
SMACK THIS CLOWN BACK DOWN!
(3)YOU SMACK HIM DOWN, BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER, SINCE HE'S ALREADY IN SPACE. HE BOUNCES OFF AN ASTEROID AND CONTINUES DRIFTING.
HOUSE THOUSANDS OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT WORKERS/REFUGES TO WORK IN THE HOTEL, AND ATTRACT GUN AND MAGIC MAKERS, AND MAYBE EVEN GODS TO MY HOTEL!
(6)YOU HOUSE SO MANY GUNSMITHS AND MAGIC-MAKERS THAT THERE'S NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR THEM ALL. SINCE PEOPLE ARE IN FAIRLY CLOSE QUARTERS, TEMPERS FLARE. THE MAGIC-MAKERS GET IN AN ARGUMENT WITH THE GUNSMITHS. BY THE TIME IT'S OVER, THE HOTEL IS BULLET-RIDDEN AND ON FIRE.
Right, now create Intergalactic highways that always go where you want to go!
There is in fact a plan behind this.
Ah yup.
(2)YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW SOMETHING LIKE THAT WOULD WORK, AND AFTER THE MESS THAT WAS SPACEROME, YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS AROUND.
Kill the GM.
(5)THE GM IS DEAD.[/b]
THAT'S NOT HOW AN RTD WORKS.
SMASH THE GODDAMN RESET BUTTON
(3)YOU DESTROY THE RESET BUTTON, PREVENTING IT FROM BEING USED.
THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT BY "SMASH", YES? OR WERE YOU USING A DIFFERENT MEANING OF THE WORD?
Kill the GM.
(5)THE GM IS DEAD.[/b]
Roll: 1 ( SARGENT ARCH DORMAN VOICE ENGAGED)
NO, YOU ARE DEAD 'CAUSE FRANK HORRIGAN IS BACK
(5)I WASN'T DEAD TO BEGIN WITH, AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THOSE PEOPLE ARE.
Rebuild ruined tower. Sweep away cheese and antimatter. Reenact the beginning of Roll To Derail.
(4)YOU CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THE TOWER. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU CAN'T PERFECTLY REENACT THE BEGINNING OF ROLL TO DERAIL, SINCE THE GM IS USING A DIFFERENT TYPING STYLE.
THE GM COULD NEVER BE SLAIN BY SUCH GARBLED BBCODE.
Can't this just die already?
NO. IT WILL CLOG UP "NEW REPLIES" LISTS FOREVER.
create an immortal, "meta-diamond"* replica of the thread
*I made that up.
(5)THE GM CONSIDERS MAKING A DIFFERENT THREAD, BUT DECIDES THAT IT MIGHT BE FROWNED UPON.
Space-swim to a nice vacation planet.
(1)YOU SPACE-SWIM TO FRAGMENTED HELL. IT MAY BE DESTROYED, BUT IT'S STILL NOT VERY PLEASANT.
Do a ritual to put a curse on the person who rearranged my furniture!
(4)SUCCESS. THEY'RE CURSED TO BE UNABLE TO PROPERLY ARRANGE FURNITURE, EVER. YOUR FURNITURE IS STILL SCATTERED, THOUGH.
[NPCS ONLY GET A TURN EVERY TWO TURNS BECAUSE THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM]
LOCATIONS:
GM FORTRESS OF DOOM: OFF COURSE
EARTH: DYSTOPIAN
HEAVEN: SHATTERED
HELL: FRAGMENTED
OTHER STUFF: MOSTLY GONE
UNIVERSE: BLEAK
TOWER: RUINED
RUINS: DEMOLISHED
SPACEROME: DEMOLISHED
DEATH STAR: CONTROLLED BY GLADOS
RESOURCES:
GLUE: NOT ENOUGH
COLONS: OVERUSED
RACES:
SCYTHERS: DEAD
ZOMBIES: HOMELESS
SNAKES: MAGNETIC
INNKEEPERS: LOW GDP
INNDRAGONS: EXTINCT
MICE: TRAVELLING
TRAVELLERS: BORED
WANDERERS: STILL
CULTISTS: DULL
NPCS:
DRAGON: IN TOWER
GLADOS: IN CONTROL OF DEATH STAR
ORGANIZATIONS:
RESISTANCE MOVEMENT: NEW GOAL
OTHER:
ROLL TO DERAIL: UN-REENACT-ABLE
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