HIT THE RESET THE CLUSTERFUCK UNIVERSE BUTTON
(2)THAT BUTTON DOESN'T EXIST.
Piece Heaven back together.
(2)YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH GLUE.
Throw self into spaaaaaaace!
(4)YOU SUCCEED, SOMEHOW. GOOD LUCK GETTING BACK.
HAVE THE SCYTHERS BREED TO GET THEIR NUMBERS UP A COUPLE THOSAND
(6)UNFORTUNATELY, THE PLANET CANNOT SUPPORT 2000 SCYTHERS. THEY ALL STARVE TO DEATH.
create a Freindly AI to bring about Utopia
(1)YOU CREATE GLADOS. OOPS.
CREATE RACE OF SMALLER DRAGONS TO LIVE IN INNS.
CREATE RACE OF MICE TO FIGHT DRAGONS.
CREATE ANOTHER NPC RACE, OF TRAVELING PERSONS OF ONE SORT OR ANOTHER.
(5)YOU CREATE THESE THINGS.
WARD OFF ALL THOSE WHO MAY MESS WITH THE GM IN ANY WAY, OR ANY OF THE GM'S CREATIONS
(4)YOU SHOO LORDSLOWPOKE AWAY.
recruit more people.
(2)PEOPLE ARE RELUCTANT TO JOIN AN ORGANIZATION WITH NO STATED GOAL.
Hire a shady thug to kneecap that annoying kid.
(6)YOU DO SO. UPON RETURNING TO YOUR HOUSE, YOU FIND YOUR FURNITURE REARRANGED.
CAN'T YOU INTERACT WITH SOMEBODY
WITHOUT THEM DESTROYING HALF OF YOUR HOUSE?
Make a small race of wanderers.
They wander.
(4)SUCCESS.
MAKE A RACE OF CULTISTS!
DO CULT STUFF!
(4)YOUR CHANTS BEGIN CHANTING OMINOUSLY IN LATIN.
WAIT, NO, THAT'S PIG LATIN. THEY'RE NOT THE SMARTEST CULTISTS.
GET BACK UP STAIRS
FALL AGAIN
(1)UPON REACHING THE TOP OF THE STAIRS, YOU ARE SHOOED AWAY BY 4MASKWOLF. YOU FALL INTO SPACE.
Make a Fancy Luxury hotel for the super rich,with SQUARE PLATES!
(5)SUCCESS! UNFORTUNATELY, RICH PEOPLE DON'T REALLY EXIST THESE DAYS. YOUR SQUARE PLATES PROBABLY WON'T BE USED IN THE NEAR FUTURE.
[4]THE DRAGON MANAGES TO FIND THE RUINS OF AN ANCIENT TOWER. SCATTERED AROUND IT ARE ANTIMATTER AND CHEESE.
[6]THE ZOMBIES TRY TO MAKE THEIR RUINS A LITTLE MORE RUINED, BUT THEY ACCIDENTALLY DEMOLISH THEM IN THE PROCESS.
[5]THE INNKEEPERS CREATE A TRAVEL PLAN TO APPEAL TO THE TRAVELLERS. IT'S A PRETTY GOOD DEAL.
[1]THE SNAKES TRY TO GAIN THE POWER OF ELECTRICITY BY MESSING WITH AN ABANDONED POWER PLANT, BUT THEY FAIL. MANY DIE IN THE PROCESS.
[2]GLADOS IS CURRENTLY IMMOBILE, SO IT CAN'T DO MUCH.
[1]THE INNKEEPERS KICK THE INNDRAGONS OUT AFTER SEVERAL INNS BURN DOWN. THAT DIDN'T GO VERY WELL.
[6]THE MICE ARE FAR STRONGER THAN WAS ANTICIPATED. THEY ELIMINATE THE HOMELESS INNDRAGONS, AND BEGIN TRAVELLING EN MASSE TO THE TOWER.
[4]THE TRAVELLERS HAVEN'T DECIDED WHERE TO TRAVEL YET, BUT THEY APPRECIATE THE TRAVEL PLAN.
[1]THE CULTISTS SWITCH FROM PIG LATIN TO ENGLISH. NOW THAT IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE, "WE'RE A CULT" ISN'T A VERY SCARY CHANT.
[2]THE WANDERERS
WANDER AROUND AIMLESSLY WAIT, NO, THAT WOULD BE A SUCCESS. THE WANDERERS ALL STAND STILL FOR NO REASON.
STATUS STATUS: UNDER RENOVATION