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Author Topic: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD  (Read 241967 times)

Elephant Parade

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1605 on: November 22, 2014, 03:48:11 pm »

HIT THE RESET THE CLUSTERFUCK UNIVERSE BUTTON
(2)THAT BUTTON DOESN'T EXIST.

Piece Heaven back together.
(2)YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH GLUE.

Throw self into spaaaaaaace!
(4)YOU SUCCEED, SOMEHOW. GOOD LUCK GETTING BACK.

HAVE THE SCYTHERS BREED TO GET THEIR NUMBERS UP A COUPLE THOSAND
(6)UNFORTUNATELY, THE PLANET CANNOT SUPPORT 2000 SCYTHERS. THEY ALL STARVE TO DEATH.

create a Freindly AI to bring about Utopia
(1)YOU CREATE GLADOS. OOPS.

CREATE RACE OF SMALLER DRAGONS TO LIVE IN INNS.
CREATE RACE OF MICE TO FIGHT DRAGONS.
CREATE ANOTHER NPC RACE, OF TRAVELING PERSONS OF ONE SORT OR ANOTHER.

(5)YOU CREATE THESE THINGS.

WARD OFF ALL THOSE WHO MAY MESS WITH THE GM IN ANY WAY, OR ANY OF THE GM'S CREATIONS
(4)YOU SHOO LORDSLOWPOKE AWAY.

recruit more people.
(2)PEOPLE ARE RELUCTANT TO JOIN AN ORGANIZATION WITH NO STATED GOAL.

Hire a shady thug to kneecap that annoying kid.
(6)YOU DO SO. UPON RETURNING TO YOUR HOUSE, YOU FIND YOUR FURNITURE REARRANGED.

CAN'T YOU INTERACT WITH SOMEBODY WITHOUT THEM DESTROYING HALF OF YOUR HOUSE?

Make a small race of wanderers.
They wander.

(4)SUCCESS.

MAKE A RACE OF CULTISTS!

DO CULT STUFF!
(4)YOUR CHANTS BEGIN CHANTING OMINOUSLY IN LATIN.

WAIT, NO, THAT'S PIG LATIN. THEY'RE NOT THE SMARTEST CULTISTS.

GET BACK UP STAIRS

FALL AGAIN

(1)UPON REACHING THE TOP OF THE STAIRS, YOU ARE SHOOED AWAY BY 4MASKWOLF. YOU FALL INTO SPACE.

Make a Fancy  Luxury hotel for the super rich,with SQUARE PLATES!
(5)SUCCESS! UNFORTUNATELY, RICH PEOPLE DON'T REALLY EXIST THESE DAYS. YOUR SQUARE PLATES PROBABLY WON'T BE USED IN THE NEAR FUTURE.

[4]THE DRAGON MANAGES TO FIND THE RUINS OF AN ANCIENT TOWER. SCATTERED AROUND IT ARE ANTIMATTER AND CHEESE.
[6]THE ZOMBIES TRY TO MAKE THEIR RUINS A LITTLE MORE RUINED, BUT THEY ACCIDENTALLY DEMOLISH THEM IN THE PROCESS.
[5]THE INNKEEPERS CREATE A TRAVEL PLAN TO APPEAL TO THE TRAVELLERS. IT'S A PRETTY GOOD DEAL.
[1]THE SNAKES TRY TO GAIN THE POWER OF ELECTRICITY BY MESSING WITH AN ABANDONED POWER PLANT, BUT THEY FAIL. MANY DIE IN THE PROCESS.
[2]GLADOS IS CURRENTLY IMMOBILE, SO IT CAN'T DO MUCH.
[1]THE INNKEEPERS KICK THE INNDRAGONS OUT AFTER SEVERAL INNS BURN DOWN. THAT DIDN'T GO VERY WELL.
[6]THE MICE ARE FAR STRONGER THAN WAS ANTICIPATED. THEY ELIMINATE THE HOMELESS INNDRAGONS, AND BEGIN TRAVELLING EN MASSE TO THE TOWER.
[4]THE TRAVELLERS HAVEN'T DECIDED WHERE TO TRAVEL YET, BUT THEY APPRECIATE THE TRAVEL PLAN.
[1]THE CULTISTS SWITCH FROM PIG LATIN TO ENGLISH. NOW THAT IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE, "WE'RE A CULT" ISN'T A VERY SCARY CHANT.
[2]THE WANDERERS WANDER AROUND AIMLESSLY WAIT, NO, THAT WOULD BE A SUCCESS. THE WANDERERS ALL STAND STILL FOR NO REASON.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1606 on: November 22, 2014, 04:07:45 pm »

Have goal be to return power to the citizens.
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poketwo

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1607 on: November 22, 2014, 04:27:44 pm »

TAKE THE SCYTHERS OFF THAT PLANET AND ONTO ONE THAT CAN SUPPORT A MILLION OF THEM
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1608 on: November 22, 2014, 04:42:25 pm »

Wonder what is going on. Build a death star for GLaDOS to control
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1609 on: November 22, 2014, 04:44:52 pm »

FALL DOWN SPACE

SLAM INTO MASKWOLF4
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4maskwolf

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1610 on: November 22, 2014, 05:10:44 pm »

FALL DOWN SPACE

SLAM INTO MASKWOLF4

SMACK THIS CLOWN BACK DOWN!

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1611 on: November 22, 2014, 05:31:59 pm »

HOUSE THOUSANDS OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT WORKERS/REFUGES TO WORK IN THE HOTEL, AND ATTRACT GUN AND MAGIC MAKERS, AND MAYBE EVEN GODS TO MY HOTEL!
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: A MYSTERIOUS POWER; MMVB TURN 1.5
« Reply #1612 on: November 22, 2014, 05:41:26 pm »

Respawn and build the first flying (and plane shaped) metamech The Flying Fortress Bomber
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Execute/Dumbo.exe

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1613 on: November 22, 2014, 05:42:30 pm »

Right, now create Intergalactic highways that always go where you want to go!
There is in fact a plan behind this.
Ah yup.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

Elephant Parade

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: A MYSTERIOUS POWER; MMVB TURN 1.5
« Reply #1614 on: November 22, 2014, 05:44:41 pm »

Respawn and build the first flying (and plane shaped) metamech The Flying Fortress Bomber
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ACTION PRE-TIMESKIP. METAMECHS NO LONGER RELEVANT.
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NAV

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1615 on: November 22, 2014, 06:11:48 pm »

Kill the GM.
(5)THE GM IS DEAD.[/b]
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: OH NO, I'M DEAD
« Reply #1616 on: November 22, 2014, 06:20:47 pm »

SMASH THE GODDAMN RESET BUTTON
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poketwo

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1617 on: November 22, 2014, 06:22:19 pm »

Kill the GM.
(5)THE GM IS DEAD.[/b]
Roll: 1 ( SARGENT ARCH DORMAN VOICE ENGAGED)
NO, YOU ARE DEAD 'CAUSE FRANK HORRIGAN IS BACK
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mastahcheese

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: OH NO, I'M DEAD
« Reply #1618 on: November 22, 2014, 06:25:11 pm »

Can't this just die already?
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: OH NO, I'M DEAD
« Reply #1619 on: November 22, 2014, 06:31:35 pm »

Can't this just die already?
It has.
It's just been revived through a combination of embalming fluid and lightning strikes.
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Alan help.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."
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