FIND A GAP IN TIME, SPACE, AND MORTALITY. BRING SOULS FROM ULTRA-FLABORT REIGN INTO WASTELAND UNIVERSE, AND TURN THEM INTO THE NEW MORTALS OF A YOUNG NEW UNIVERSE, CREATING NEW NPCS.
(4)SUCCESS. YOU CREATE FOUR NEW RACES OF NPCS: DRAGON, ZOMBIE, INNKEEPER, AND SNAKE.
PLEDGE MY ALLEGIANCE TO THE GM!
(5)THE GM ACCEPTS YOUR PLEDGE. YOU ARE WARPED TO THE FORTRESS'S TURRETS.
MAKE MY OWN LITTLE PLANET THAT NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO MODIFY, GO TO, OR INDIRECTLY FORCE CHANGE ONTO.
(3)YOU MAKE A PLANET THAT NOBODY ELSE CAN DIRECTLY MODIFY.
Create spacerome around the GM fortress and make all roads lead there
(6)YOU SUCCEED. UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH SPACE FOR ALL THE ROADS; ROADS GO FLYING EVERYWHERE, KNOCKING THE GM FORTRESS AWAY AND DEMOLISHING MOST OF SPACEROME.
FAFFLE AROUND IN HIJACKED GM FORTRESS
(3)YOU TRIP ON THE STAIRS. AFTER FALLING DOWN THE FLIGHT OF 50,000 STAIRS THAT TOTALLY EXISTED BEFORE, MOST OF YOUR BONES ARE BROKEN.
Form a planet wide resistance movement on earth.
(3)NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO RESIST, SO NOT MANY PEOPLE JOIN.
BUT THE SCYTHER SWARM STILL EXISTS, THEY HAVE JUST BEEN REDUCED TO 100,000,000,000 NUMBERS
(3)MORE LIKE 100.
SPACE CARTHAGE
(3)(HELP, MY DICE IS POSSESSED)YOU BEGIN CONSTRUCTING
CARTHAGE.Find out what happened to that space-OJ.
(2)THE GM DOESN'T REMEMBER WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT, SO HE CAN'T GIVE A PROPER RESULT FOR THIS ACTION. UNLESS YOU COUNT THIS.
humans are 90% meat
(2)IS THIS EVEN AN ACTION? GOOD THING IT FAILED.
DRESS UP IN OLD MAN COSTUME AND FIND A STRAPPING YOUNG AND ADVENTROUS LOOKING LAD, WHOM I SHALL TELL OF THE GREAT GM DICE, AND SET HIM ON A QUEST TO GET THEM FOR WORLD PEACE OR SOMETING
(6)YOU DO SO. UNFORTUNATELY, AFTER HE LEAVES YOU FIND THAT HE'S BROKEN ALL YOUR POTS, CHOPPED DOWN ALL YOUR BUSHES, AND DUG UP YOUR LAWN. KIDS THESE DAYS.
I UNITE THE PEOPLE OF THE UNIVERSE INTO A GIANT CULT TO WORSHIP THE GM
(2)YOU CAN'T FIND ANYONE.
IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS.
(3)YOU GIVE SHARP THINGS TO RANDOM PEOPLE. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE STARTING TO GET AVOIDED.
Repair Earth.
(2)YOU CAN'T JUST REPAIR A PLANET. IT'S NOT M
Run political campaign to elect GWG as new GM
(6)YOU DO SO. YOUR CAMPAIGN ATTRACTS A LOT OF ATTENTION; UNFORTUNATELY, MOST OF IT IS FROM GWG'S ARGUMENTS, WHICH EVENTUALLY GET HIM BANNED FROM THE ELECTION. DARN.
[2]THE DRAGON CAN'T FIND ANY TOWERS.
[2]THE ZOMBIES FIND SOME RUINS TO INHABIT. IT WASN'T VERY DIFFICULT, SINCE THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS PRETTY MUCH ONE GIANT RUIN AT THIS POINT.
[5]THE INNKEEPERS ESTABLISH AN INTERGALACTIC CHAIN OF INNS. UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'S NOBODY TO STAY AT THEM, SO THEY MAY SOON GO OUT OF BUSINESS.
[4]THE SNAKES BECOME MAGNETIC.
GM FORTRESS OF DOOM: OFF COURSE
EARTH: DYSTOPIAN
HEAVEN: SHATTERED
HELL: FRAGMENTED
SCYTHERS: MOSTLY EXTINCT
OTHER STUFF: MOSTLY GONE
UNIVERSE: BLEAK
COLONS: OVERUSED
SPACEROME: DEMOLISHED
RESISTANCE MOVEMENT: CONFUSING
DRAGON: LOST
ZOMBIES: HOME
INNKEEPERS: LOW GDP
SNAKES: MAGNETIC
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